A tiny sneak peak at Season 100 Patch notes

Reksee·10/6/2019, 10:11:31 PM·2 votes·907 views

Buffs: Kaisa Yuumi Zoe Riven Pyke

Nerfs:Azir Rakan Akali Ryze Mordekaiser

Buffs

Kaisa: "We realized that despite having a shield, Kai'sa can take damage. This is not okay"

.R now grants untargetability after dashing for 3 seconds

Yuumi: "We realized that the game does not have enough damage, so Yuumi is going to help with that"

.W now grants 100% of adaptive force to partner

Zoe: "Zoe is so boring to watch, killing people in 0.01 seconds. People don't have that kind of attention span."

. E now immediately puts enemies to sleep upon hitting them.

.Q Deals double damage

Riven: "We overnerfed her. -1 movement speed put her play rate down by 0.0001% and a couple of tweens cried. Therefore, these buffs should make up for that mistake."

. If Riven hits third cast of her q the whole cooldown is reset

.W stun duration doubled.

.R duration resets and Riven gains another cast of Wind slash whenever she kills an enemy.

Pyke: "This champion desperately needs it, his ban rate is not at 100% and that is utterly unacceptable."

.W now grants invisibility

.R deals an additional 100% of the enemy's maximum health

.Passive can revive pyke if enemies go out of vision of Pyke's corpse

Nerfs:

Azir: "We saw him in once in pro play. He went 0/20/2. This is far too powerful for this champion and so we want to reduce his pro play presence.

.Azir can only move using his e .Azir's R now has a 5 minute cooldown at all ranks

Rakan: "We also saw him in pro play. We can't have that."

.W no longer knocks enemies up

.Q healing removed

Akali: "For some reason she's really good in high elo. We don't know why because we're too busy making a new champion with 10 dashes but we hope that these changes will help."

.Q no longer deals damage

.Passive bonus move speed removed

Ryze: "After 135 reworks we still haven't found a good place for ryze. We think these changes can help."

.Ryze can no longer move. .Ryze's abilities cause him to take 100% of his current health as true damage

Mordekaiser: "People are still complaining about this guy. They threatened to not buy skins if we didn't nerf him so HERE YOU GO BUY OUR PRESTIGE SKINS DIPSHITS."

R has been removed. He is now the first champion who doesn't have an ultimate.

Announcement: We are officially removing the music department. They're far too good at their job and they make our balance team look bad. So no more login music. We are also cutting pay to all members of the visuals department as their work is completely useless beyond making pro play look slightly better. We are currently working on a champion whose passive gives them a fifth castable ability, this ability being a dash that heals you and renders you untargetable for a brief period. We are also proud to announce Prestige Edition Star Guardian Lux. We spent about two hours making the skins strikingly tacky visuals as well as designing another skin for Kai'sa. This will be lux's 123rd skin and Kai'sa's 345th skin so stay tuned!

7 Comments

Reaper Soraka10/6/2019, 10:17:13 PM1 votes

fake.

no Ahri / Kai'sa / Xayah+Rakan skin reveal. no Jinx emote added.

Where are you pulling these patch notes, the Onion?

p3tm4ster10/6/2019, 10:25:31 PM1 votes

A sneak peak at the real 100 patch notes. "Buff all the broken champs, ignore everyone else. Break client some more."

Magnesium1410/6/2019, 10:35:35 PM1 votes

Hey you forgot weren't they nerfing the AFK system cause it did it's job and punished a person with a 100% AFK rate over 500 games. That is ridiculous and absolutely horrendous. Such actions are despicable when looked at by Riot games a high quality game developer. This unsatisfactory system is going to be nerfed to prevent further harm to Riot's playerbase. How could Riot even think it reasonable to punish a player clearly ignoring the rules.

I can't wait for the new Champion stickers blocked behind a paywall so I can spam my Pyke, Lux, Kaisa, RIven emotes on my enemies once I one-shot them by unplugging my computer from the outlet.