The most cold heart'd thing I've ever seen...


Never fear, I shall do what I can to uphold the glorious puns by smiting the downvotes... Well downvote, which is pretty much my limit. I guess I can do two if you drop back down to 0, but after than I am out of lv 5 accounts.
That's a real knee-slapper right there.
It's cringey as hell, but whatever. Take my upvote anyways.
I'm more offended that you said heart'd instead of hearted.