If Ashe was terrible she'd be called Trashe. If Teemo had cancer, he'd be called Keemo.

Mody bird·10/13/2015, 9:06:40 PM·50 votes·2,376 views

If Annie was an adult, she'd be called Ann. If Udyr was a cow, he'd be called Uddyr If Ashe was worth something to a bank she would be called Cashe If Sivir gave off a cold aura, she would be called Shivir If Shen Dispensed ink and wrote on paper he would be Pen. If Master Yi opened all the locks he would be Master Ki If Mordekaiser learned from his mistakes he'd be Morethewiser. If Mundo was latin he would be called Muñdo If Ryze was a QQ'er he would be called Cryze If nunu tried to kill you using s** he would be called snu snu If Karthus had his driver's license, he'd be called Carthus. When Nunu's ult gets cancelled he's a Boohu If Ryze was an insect he'd be called Flyze

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55 Comments

PDE5 Inhibitors10/13/2015, 11:58:12 PM20 votes

If Akali was basic, she would be called Alkaline.

Did I do it right, OP?

Maximum Zilean10/13/2015, 11:55:45 PM12 votes

If Lux found a 4 leaf clover, she would be Lucks

DragonIgnis10/14/2015, 2:12:56 AM8 votes

If Amumu fell he'd get Abubu If Bard were put in a a wide-mouthed, cylindrical container made of glass he'd be Jar'd If Cho'Gath were a mathematician he'd say Go'Math If Darius were desperate for company and had an imaginary friend he'd say Marius If Fizz were a genius he'd be a Wizz If genius level Fizz merged with Bard they'd make Wizz-ard If Fiddlesticks were between two thin pieces of wood that has fallen or been cut from a tree he'd be Middlesticks If Draven was hungry he'd be Craven If Gangplank roasted someone he'd be Dangplank If Grasgas was a bank that hasn't been robbed he'd say Bagas If Jayce looked in a mirror he'd get lost in his Fayce

Crys3s10/14/2015, 3:00:32 AM7 votes

If VI was a roman numeral, she would be six.

Pãnda10/14/2015, 10:16:54 AM5 votes

If Draven was Draven he would be DRRRRAAAAAVVVEEEEEENNN

Kitty Darkstar10/13/2015, 9:09:00 PM4 votes

I especially like the Yi one, although it took me a moment

Malicious Metal10/14/2015, 8:15:27 AM4 votes

I really hope CertainlyT is Morethewiser

frigginmurlocs10/13/2015, 9:26:56 PM3 votes

Can't figure out how the pronoun citation for Muñdo would work

1000angrybees10/14/2015, 6:02:52 AM3 votes

If Ahri accidentally hit you, she'd be Sahri. ;)

Melledoneus10/14/2015, 2:18:21 AM3 votes

If Azir was in the World War 2 era he'd be Naz-

You know, I don't think jokes like this are appropriate. Have a kitten instead. http://freshpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kitten.jpg

Blue Moon Wolf10/14/2015, 2:31:49 AM3 votes

If Wukong had constipation, he'd be pookong... I feel dirty for making that joke now, I apologize everybody .__.

FluxBound10/14/2015, 12:41:46 AM3 votes

Muñdo

How do you even pronounce this?

Heretic Lunari10/13/2015, 10:40:51 PM2 votes

If Veigar meets salty people, he should become Vinegar ( dunno what I'm saying)

Ionian10/13/2015, 9:24:33 PM1 votes

If Taric was a fox, he would be called Tahric?

AlphaKappaPika10/14/2015, 7:08:10 PM1 votes

if yasuo was a hooker he would be called yas-u-hoe. IM SORRY XD

AzureInTheDark10/14/2015, 9:30:56 AM1 votes

If Tahm Kench was balanced, he would be unbenched.

3tyson10/14/2015, 6:14:45 AM1 votes

Thresh ashe u say

Mody bird10/21/2015, 1:45:04 PM1 votes

bumpin (:

Anihaku10/14/2015, 12:29:42 AM1 votes

I can imagine that.......most outside of the pharmaceutical industry would have no idea. I myself......am an exception xD

LOL Spammer10/14/2015, 1:25:32 PM1 votes

If Draven was Draven he would be Draven.

Moroguna10/14/2015, 2:56:38 PM1 votes

If Pantheon was a crossdresser or he just got cold, he'd be called Pantyson