If Ashe was terrible she'd be called Trashe. If Teemo had cancer, he'd be called Keemo.

Mody bird··50 votes·2,376 views

If Annie was an adult, she'd be called Ann. If Udyr was a cow, he'd be called Uddyr If Ashe was worth something to a bank she would be called Cashe If Sivir gave off a cold aura, she would be called Shivir If Shen Dispensed ink and wrote on paper he would be Pen. If Master Yi opened all the locks he would be Master Ki If Mordekaiser learned from his mistakes he'd be Morethewiser. If Mundo was latin he would be called Muñdo If Ryze was a QQ'er he would be called Cryze If nunu tried to kill you using s** he would be called snu snu If Karthus had his driver's license, he'd be called Carthus. When Nunu's ult gets cancelled he's a Boohu If Ryze was an insect he'd be called Flyze

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PDE5 Inhibitors20 votes

If Akali was basic, she would be called Alkaline.

Did I do it right, OP?

PDE5 Inhibitors9 votes

If Ekko yelled in a cave, he would have an echo.

PDE5 Inhibitors9 votes

If Vayne got killed, she would die in vain.

PDE5 Inhibitors12 votes

If Fiddlesticks were gay, Taric would Fiddlehisstick.

PDE5 Inhibitors10 votes

If Sion were a car, he would be called Scion.

PDE5 Inhibitors11 votes

If Blitzcrank were German, he would be called Blitzkrieg.

PDE5 Inhibitors11 votes

If Ashe were a stripper, people would say Dat Ashe. (This needs to be a skin by the way)

PDE5 Inhibitors11 votes

If Viktor won, he would be viktorious.

PDE5 Inhibitors12 votes

If Tryndamere were deaf, he would be Tryintohear.

PDE5 Inhibitors8 votes

If Corki was fat, he'd be called Porki.

Kuzja14 votes

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If Corki was fat, he'd be called Porki.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/earthbound/images/1/1f/PorkySSBB.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090509121342 Hm. . . makes sense to me

PDE5 Inhibitors1 votes

What is that?

blueberrypancake1 votes

Its from the game Mother 3 or pretty much the sequel to earthbound

Basically the game Lucas is from in SSBB

PDE5 Inhibitors1 votes

No idea what any of those words mean. Is the thingy named Porki? Because I was totally referencing Porky the pig.

xFrostKnightx2 votes

If Pre-Kassadin got Nerfed, he'd be called Kaxausted.

Stingley1 votes

But we already have a stripper champion Leblanc

Anihaku4 votes

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If Akali was basic, she would be called alkaline.

Did I do it right, OP?

chemistry ftw....love nerdy science jokes xD

PDE5 Inhibitors6 votes

Lol, I wanted my summoner name to be "nucleophilic atk", but that was taken :(

So I had to settle for phosphodiesterase-5 inhibitor lol.

Anihaku3 votes

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Lol, I wanted my summoner name to be "nucleophilic atk", but that was taken :(

So I had to settle for phosphodiesterase-5 inhibitor lol.

....im so weak stop already

PDE5 Inhibitors6 votes

I always get excited when someone knows what my name means.

Anihaku1 votes

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I always get excited when someone knows what my name means.

As you should, not only is it funny....but when people figure out what it means, I'm sure they will get excited ;D

PDE5 Inhibitors5 votes

It's also usually other pharmacists lol.

Maximum Zilean12 votes

If Lux found a 4 leaf clover, she would be Lucks

DragonIgnis8 votes

If Amumu fell he'd get Abubu If Bard were put in a a wide-mouthed, cylindrical container made of glass he'd be Jar'd If Cho'Gath were a mathematician he'd say Go'Math If Darius were desperate for company and had an imaginary friend he'd say Marius If Fizz were a genius he'd be a Wizz If genius level Fizz merged with Bard they'd make Wizz-ard If Fiddlesticks were between two thin pieces of wood that has fallen or been cut from a tree he'd be Middlesticks If Draven was hungry he'd be Craven If Gangplank roasted someone he'd be Dangplank If Grasgas was a bank that hasn't been robbed he'd say Bagas If Jayce looked in a mirror he'd get lost in his Fayce

PDE5 Inhibitors2 votes

I lol'd at Abubu.

Crys3s7 votes

If VI was a roman numeral, she would be six.

Pãnda5 votes

If Draven was Draven he would be DRRRRAAAAAVVVEEEEEENNN

Kitty Darkstar4 votes

I especially like the Yi one, although it took me a moment

2000boxes1 votes

too bad ki is already a word and it doesn't mean key

Kitty Darkstar1 votes

That's why it took me a moment.

Malicious Metal4 votes

I really hope CertainlyT is Morethewiser

frigginmurlocs3 votes

Can't figure out how the pronoun citation for Muñdo would work

FluxBound3 votes

Muñdo

How do you even pronounce this?

WyvernEgg3 votes

Munydo?

Melledoneus3 votes

If Azir was in the World War 2 era he'd be Naz-

You know, I don't think jokes like this are appropriate. Have a kitten instead. http://freshpet.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/kitten.jpg

Blue Moon Wolf3 votes

If Wukong had constipation, he'd be pookong... I feel dirty for making that joke now, I apologize everybody .__.

1000angrybees3 votes

If Ahri accidentally hit you, she'd be Sahri. ;)

Heretic Lunari2 votes

If Veigar meets salty people, he should become Vinegar ( dunno what I'm saying)

PDE5 Inhibitors8 votes

Vinegar isn't salty, it's acidic...which is typically sour. Chemistry 101.

Ionian1 votes

If Taric was a fox, he would be called Tahric?

ninjaIRL 2 votes

Sorakalistaric.

Anihaku1 votes

I can imagine that.......most outside of the pharmaceutical industry would have no idea. I myself......am an exception xD

3tyson1 votes

Thresh ashe u say

AzureInTheDark1 votes

If Tahm Kench was balanced, he would be unbenched.

LOL Spammer1 votes

If Draven was Draven he would be Draven.

Moroguna1 votes

If Pantheon was a crossdresser or he just got cold, he'd be called Pantyson

AlphaKappaPika1 votes

if yasuo was a hooker he would be called yas-u-hoe. IM SORRY XD

Mody bird1 votes

bumpin (:

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