I have gone to the dark side.

wait where you are, a hitman will be there to claim your soul shortly, thank you for indirectly choosing assisted suicide

I expected Yasuo lol.

Why play teemo though?

NICE! make sure to save those tears for a rainy day, and bottle the hate, thats what teemo mains use for potions

you are a bad person

Welcome. We have mushrooms.

Got M7 with Teeto the day M7 came out, welcome to the dark side.

Welcome, brother.

LONG LIVE THE LITTLE DEVIL!!!!!!!!!!!

Goood, gooood, Have a cookie https://amandeleine.files.wordpress.com/2010/08/imperial.jpg

Came here expecting a joke. I was disappointed.

But Teemo is a good alternative. +1 for classic meme.