I have gone to the dark side.

Marshbouy·May 26, 2017·30 votes·2,003 views

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29 Comments

FatedSaviourMay 26, 201714 votes

wait where you are, a hitman will be there to claim your soul shortly, thank you for indirectly choosing assisted suicide

BrascusMay 26, 20175 votes

On your inevitable return from the grave, please try out our variety of euthanizing packages including but not limited to:

dildo suffocation
stairs made of assorted lego pieces
brain yasuo's
xenomorph infestation

Busty DemonessMay 27, 20171 votes

You forgot to add...

being forced to listen to Lux's Laugh on eternal repeat

Chembaron YamadaMay 26, 20172 votes

"indirectly choosing assisted suicide" ok, I love that phrase. xD

LyndrisMay 26, 20178 votes

NICE! make sure to save those tears for a rainy day, and bottle the hate, thats what teemo mains use for potions

GULAG 4 UMay 26, 20178 votes

I expected Yasuo lol.

Why play teemo though?

SexualsaurusMay 26, 201711 votes

Why play teemo though?

It's the dark side my friend, the power you gain and the pleasures you feel. It's enlightening... there will come a time in every league player's life where they will have to choose to become the hero that carries their team or the villain that crushes the enemy. Join us my brother and unlock the potential that is within you all this time and realise that your destiny in the rift does not revolve around anyone but you and you alone. Embrace the teemo, embrace the chaos.

SSJTribeMay 26, 20175 votes

Never underestimate the power of the ~~darkside~~ scout's code!

TyaldanMay 26, 20174 votes

Why not play teemo? You havent had true fun in league until youve caused 2 members of the enemy team to actually up and quit the match while shouting profanities at you. Or the glory of the penteemo kill after setting up a huge shroom field and they are too stupid to buy sweepers.

ShahamutMay 28, 20171 votes

watching someone die from a bush, never attacking as minions and shrooms kill them is the funniest thing in the world. Stealing buffs when they kite the buff out of its home, buying gunblade and regening a tone of hp because somewhere out there someone stepped on a shroom? I survived an ignite like that once :P

MarshbouyMay 26, 20172 votes

So i can annex enemy territory. "Blue side jungle? No this is teemo jungle now."

GULAG 4 UMay 27, 20171 votes

Not gonna lie, I really don't like teemo jungle. Never seen anyone do it properly.

MarshbouyMay 27, 20171 votes

No I mean play him top lane, then at 20 minutes after I get a few items I set up shop nearish to baron and just kill anyone who walks into that side of the jungle.

GULAG 4 UMay 27, 20171 votes

Ah I see. Have you ever played against Pantheon? (as teemo).

MarshbouyMay 28, 20171 votes

I probably did at some point. I also probably wanted to shoot myself.

GULAG 4 UMay 28, 20171 votes

I mean, you do have a full armor f*ck pantheon page lol

MarshbouyMay 28, 20171 votes

yeah but i made that runepage after i stopped playing teemo for a bit.

The Ender CobraMay 26, 20174 votes

you are a bad person

rengar voreMay 26, 20172 votes

I eat puppies

The Ender CobraMay 26, 20173 votes

No, that's fine, they do it in Guatemala all of the time. But playing and getting good enough on teemo to be mastery seven is a crime punishable by death