You know that ship you can't even stand hearing the name that ship you don't even know why it exists
Whenever i hear Leblanc x Sona https://68.media.tumblr.com/907a1d401de4d7ac7ff616176449917d/tumblr_mqtmqa6yMs1s2gerco1_500.gif http://retribution.fm/r/161/images/image11.png
If you want to talk about a ship involving Sona, you can do anything you want, but Don't EVER mention Leblanc x Sona it's a crime against humanity
the idea of shipping in general
Zac x Riven
Sona and Rubick. :P
Jkjk, my two trigger ships are Taric X Ezreal and Riven X Zac.
My trigger ship lists: Miss fortune X Gangplank (read the lore, gp is into illaoi, he wants dem tentacles) Lux x Garen (INCEST! BLERGH!) Ezreal X Sona (no, just...no) Ekko x Vi (ekko had a crush on jinx, let it stay that way) Caitlyn x Graves (i dont even...) Ahri x Lee sin. (SHE ONLY SECUDES TO WHERE SHE STEALS SOULS, SHE DOESNT ACTUALLY FUCK THEM JESUS!! plus lee is a Monk, his virgin game strong as fuck) Syndra x Yi (syndrelia or zedra ftw) and the worst of all, the one that absolutely makes me flip out to the point where i shut down my pc, go to the corner to contemplate human stupidity:
Katarina x talon (INCEST!!! BLERGH ENOUGH but they are both bloodthirsty fucks that live to kill for the lols, talon even more so, he would skin Katarina while shes concious if she wasnt Marcus' child)
I cannot stand Taric x Diana ships.
Sure, he compliments, but that doesn't make him into her. That's like thinking someone wants to have relations with a horse if you call it a beautiful animal.
Taric only has eyes for Garen Ezreal.
This triggers me so hard http://www.marsecreview.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/07/Attack-on-Oil-Tanker.jpg
It's an oil spill waiting to happen
Anything that implies Jhin. It was confirmed that he simply cannot love someone else because he doesn't understand love the same way we do, and this fact fits him so well that I can't imagine him with someone else, thus I despite every ship with him, and especially the Jhin/Jinx ship. It's just non-sense to me.
Idk why. But ashe tryn triggers me. https://images.gr-assets.com/hostedimages/1429235143ra/14556159.gif
Syndra x Zed. She's too good for him, period. He's a petty dude who killed his master. She's a potentially omni-potent mage with an incessant god complex. I don't think she'd even consider him worthy. But I mean hey at least there's a 'doki' comic about it, right? bleh
x 
Who the fuck likes teemo? Who in their right mind would want that rat?
The true tristana ship is x 
x 
Oh, and the one Yordle ship is respect is 
x . I don't care if you hate Rumble, you gotta give the dude some credit. He created a robo-mech capable of demolishing just about anyone, named it after her, and shows off without being obnoxiously overbearing.
You all know where I stand, but I'll say it again.
Lux x Ezreal is a bad ship. Mostly because I hate Ezreal and wish only the worst upon him. This game is supposed to let me escape from the people I dislike in real life, not pour their personalities into one person then treat them like a god.
