Do you and your friends have nicknames for champions? I dont mean the obvious ones like "Rengo" either. I mean ones that have a story.
My friends and I call LeBlanc LeBoob. We call Maokai Makookoo. We call Sona boobs for obvious reasons. We call Shyvana Nicki Minaj because of dat ass in her splashart. Any weird things you call champion?
Not sure if those are nicknames, or if you just like saying boobs.... http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/04/fry-not-sure.gif
Mustache the monkey spanker
Bruce Swain
Trynd the B****
Gems, gems are truly outrageous. They are truly truly SHUT UP CHRIS
Not actually a nickname but we like to shout SHYVANA in Dave Chappelle's voice
Gambit
Bane
Prenerf Kassadin
Oh my Looooooooooooord
I CAN MILK THOSE/Milk 'Em
Cancer
Hey, look, I'm low.
Poopy
Kassadrain-o
Hey, look, I'm low V2.
HNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHH UGH UH GH H
Getting NAUTY
Micky D's cashier
Crybaby
Troll
Birdman
Who Dat
(CENSOR)-trox (Yeah, you can imply the 3 letter word that starts with g right there)
Courtesan (Thanks Tahm)
Starbucks Chick
Shitzcrank
Guh-Nar
Mr.Milky/Benny The Bull
Susan
Ramble (Super Galaxy- Kamina)
Teeto
Submissive Bitch Twitch
Cyan
Monkey-Boy / Goku In Monkey Form
(Definitely Not Udyr- Stranger Danger)
White Garnet
Attention Whore
Lebron
Lebron
Lebron
Lebron's Echo
I have a friend who calls fiddle triplesticks (should be pretty self explanatory) Pretty sure a lot of people call maokai Groot. The fact that his name is an anagram for "i am oak" probably helps with that. Ever since i got Pickpocket Twitch from Rito i refer to him as Sly
: "Ribven" because we don't like to spell. It also looks/sounds funny
: "Veegar" or "Angry little shit"
: Exclusively called "Kitty" or "Rengo". "Rengar" is not a word in our dictionary of names.
: Susan.
: Satan
: Satan's little helper (Basically; we hate Shaco more than Teemo.)
: Varies. The most common ones are "LeBaguette," "LeBlonk" or "LeBitch". The last one is most common. By far.
: "JaxHax" usually pronounced childishly with "eh" sounds instead of "Ah" sounds.
Dragonslayer 
: Quinn (Explanation: She looks more like Quinn than Vayne.)
Wildfire 
: "Hooters" (Explanation: If you look at her chest, it looks like an owl. Try unseeing that.)
I could list up more that have been used among my circle of friends, but beyond the ones I already listed, I don't remember any special ones... It's usually just "Bitch" variants of their names. "Bitcharina," "Malzabitch" etc. ... Yes. Those usually come from the same person. Whom tends to get pretty angry easily. And is also the only one who uses them seriously.
I mean, honestly? The nicknames I'll use not in allchat?
"Always outnumbered, never outgunned"
"Freelo bitch"
"feeder of the game"
"the champs that people still ban for no sensible reason" (Arguably has fallen under this category, too, as I don't really have a problem laning against him as much anymore)
"The guy who looked up counters on champion.gg"
"Easiest To Counter-Jungle"
"Either freelo-ing and obliterating the enemy team or feeding horribly, not many in-between summoners on her"
"Misses Magus"
"Sun-hugger"
"No reason to even exist in solo queue, only organized team games"
"Evelynn lite, similar in that if people don't pink ward, they're done"
"Late-game nightmare from hell"
"Most likely to ragequit if she loses lane"
"DO NOT GANK WITHOUT IGNITE"
Weeb magnet
SHURIMA
Khazam
D Cane
Godyr or OHHH SHIT OHHH SHIT PULL OUT THE BLUE CARDS
We call it Feederstick(becouse we never get a good mach with him)
Single Player/Farm Simulator(becouse i have 0 map awarness when i play with him)
and Hookshot/Hookcity(from obvious reasons)
Birdman or Florin Salam(not expecting someone to know the meaning of the second one)
Etzio(becouse assasins)
HIM(not enough words to describe this guy)
D###move(becouse that ult is a real d###move,REEEEEEEEAL D###MOVE)
Nigga #1/minigun(becouse that ult)
Nigga #2/imortal(becouse that ult)
No escape(becouse none can run from me when i play with her >:])
Mister Fortune(a misspelling from one of my teammates that remained in our vocabulary)
Arnold schwarzenegger(GET TO THE CHOPPER)
battle cattle
articuno
Shwarma
Brad
Bitchcrank
Sully
Pat
Fiddledicks
BankPlank
Spin-2-Win
Graggy
Malcolm
Donger
Katerino
Pikachu
LeBitch
B-Sin
Lizzy
Rock, The Kool-Aid Man, or The Flying Brushman (only on shamrock malphite). Take your pick
Groot
Meditank
Mordihuehue
Magikarp
snoop doge
Naut
Ice Cube
Mantheon
Poopy
Rango
Facedesk
Demon
Dargon
Snape
Shiver
Krabby
Goaticorn
Birdman
Ball-Juggler
E-Z-O
Satan
The Pain Warden
Trollduh
Windamere
Gambit
Raticate
Godyr
Laser Squid
Dom
Dr. Doom
Doge
WuKang
Win Zhao
Flubber
Shredder
Dean
Tick-Tock
NSFW
Rat
Knife lady
Hat lady 
Lotion
Blank
Bear
Wind hooker 
Kag mow 
Teeto
Sanic(GOBBA GO FAST)
Think this about covers it
Milkman
Ostrich
Ostrich
KFC
Blotz
Pornstache
Cassawin
Kassawin
Ariel
HecaDeca
Pringles/Donger
Hefner (owner of Playboy)/Sniper no sniping
Jonx
Jarma
Cancer
Lucina
Space Herpes
Kaiser Wilhelm
Morgan
Susan
Naughty Dog
Nidorina/Nidoqueen
Noony
GLaDOS (seriously just listen to her voice)
Underwear (underPANTs > underwear)
Knifecat
Baldstein
Milton (paradise lost reference - there is a mention of Sion Hill in it)
Hatsona Miku
Goatsticks
Sylvester Tallone
Princess
Pig
Khal Drogo
TF is happening here
Urgod
Spider (Game of Thrones reference)
Periods
Van Helsing
WoW Elemental
Swamp Thing
Iggy Azalea
I call Shen, SHENPAI :)
I'm pretty sure there are a lot of nicknames and that a lot of people use them. Just naming a few off the top of my head that my friends and I call them and often hear others call them it as well.
LaBitch - LeBlanc Wardick - Warwick Rengay - Rengar The Cow - Alistar Soraka - Sorka
: Susan
She is the katatatatatatatatatatatatatatat-etc.
GNARNIA / Naru
Cow / Bull
Ay-Ay-Trox
War Veteran
The Blank One
NAUGHTYLUS
FA-Mumu
Frog-Fish Hybrid
Jarvin
Containing The Sky
Nightmare
The D Man
Somewhat relevant, we call this Hecarims Hurricane
Al Qaeda ( mainly during URF )
