Then you realize that you main is a Melee champion and every single person on your team is Melee while every single person on the enemy team is ranged, and no one took snowball.
[slayer-jinx-unamused]
I came up with an Idea for an ARAM Item for melee champs that gives them a poke I call "spear of winter". it increases damage based on armor or magic resist and changes type of damage based on what you have more of (Armor= physical, MR= magic). It wouldn't be a heavy damaging item, but I'd hope it would be enough to even the odds in aram. Sadly I don't think Riot would go for it. [zombie-nunu-bummed]
Someone didn't take snowball? I call shenanigans. Everyone takes snowball. I've even seen a Vel'Koz take snowball.
when you main
and get her in ARAM
http://wp.patheos.com.s3.amazonaws.com/blogs/exploringourmatrix/files/2013/07/Im-so-so-sorry.gif
I would have said try
, but I'm pretty sure you can't random him at all, because Riot said his design is really crap but it's not OP or overpowering so we'll get around to him when our schedule's right.
You can random him, it just doesn't happen very often as no one has him

I didn't realise. Hmm, could be false memories.
I have and appreciate poor Yorick Morey :(
If you appreciate him so much then you should know his name is spelled Mori, in fact it says it on the tombstone in his splash
Lol my bad, sorry.
I thought he was being sarcastic, as in "Don't be sad, we still love you [Instert wrong name here]"
Yorick is actually pretty good on ARAM.
Granted a large part of that may be because he is underestimated.
Tank her, see the enemy cry.
How I feel whenever I get
in ARAM. I don't main him, but he's so fun there.
http://lol-lol.ru/_nw/30/83835101.jpg
And then someone in the enemy team or ally team dodges cause they got a sht champion that they don't want [zombie-nunu-tears]
Then the loading screen comes up, and you see you are against Sona, Lux, Soraka [or substitute an adc here], Varus, and Mundo while your team is Eve, your main, riven, nocturne and a first time Azir.
And that extra feeling when your main is totally fair in ARAM 
Your tears merely add to my biomass! 
And then the enemy team is Xerath, Nidalee, Gragas, Veigar and Ashe.
Whenever I get Sona in ARAM, I just start laughing. Because for us to then lose, we need to not only be in a 4v5, we would also need to be comprised of the least capable players in existence. Sona is just too good in ARAM- you get
and it's basically gg.
When you main
: [slayer-jinx-catface]
When the enemy has
and
: [slayer-jinx-unamused]
and you main
, so no one on the enemy team knows where you can put your E's.