Chett, Rival, Kinda, and Frankly, Better, but 'Secretly' Pretty Skeezy, Car Salesman
Passive: Oversell - Chett's basic attacks have a chance of making a sale equal to the target's missing hp, eliminating them from the game, putting champions on death timer, and most importantly, getting their death gold. Allied champions do not get assists on sales.
If Chett was in combat with the target for 4 or more seconds he gets 15 bonus gold out of the extra financing he convinced his new friend to take out.
Q: No, This Baby - Chett does the slap thing, but only in direct response to Todd doing it with his sell, just generally skewing perceived power dynamics towards Chett, even at the chance of ruining Todd's sale.
W: Test Drive - Chett puts an allied champion or himself into a test drive, giving them massive bonus movement speed and resistances for a trip around the block or two, just stay off the highway, really.
If an allied champion is targeted, Chett drags his feet through the process, adding like two hours to their sale and exhausting them for the rest of the buying process and the entire day.
E: Seriously Don't Buy From Todd - Chett informs his buyers that they should always ask for him when they're calling and make sure they walk the lot with him because, to be honest, the other guys are pretty gruff except for todd, who is just kinda weird. He brings his fiance by a lot at weird times to where even she seems confused and he talks about comedy joke songs like every day in the break room and it wouldn't be strange at all really if it all wasn't so endless.
But then other times Chett lets Todd wrap up sales and just take the commission so who knows what is what anymore.
R: You know my Dad owns like a 30% Stake in This Dealership
You Know my Dad owns like a 30% Stake in This Dealership can be used on an ally or an enemy.
Y'kno?: If on an enemy - Chett informs an enemy that his Dad Owns Like a 30% Stake in This Dealership and tells them he can get them a solid deal on what they're looking for, but then he lets Todd wrap up the sale at the last minute so they can't ask him about it without being rude and then they realize if his Dad Owns Like a 30% Stake in This Dealership then he's probably getting a cut of most sales in some way.
Right?: If on an ally - Chett reminds an ally that his Dad Owns Like a 30% Stake in This Dealership and of their successful but not aspirational numbers, giving them massive bonus movement speed and hustle as long as they are moving away from him and keeping their head in the game.
