SoooomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME THAT CHO WAS GONNA OWN ME

ChickenWrap·May 4, 2017·133 votes·3,644 views

I DIDN'T BELIEVE IN THE CHI-CKEN HE WAS SAYIN' CHO WAS SCUM SO I TOLD HIM HE WAS DUMB UNTIL CHO FEASTED ME FOR THREE-THOUSAND.

Well, the kills started coming and they didn't stop coming Fed to the nines and I had to start running Didn't make sense to play League for fun My brain gets fried and team mates are dumb So much to do, and to abuse So what's wrong with using the stoneplate? You'll never know if you don't grow You'll never shine if you just throw

Hey now, you're a Cho main Get in that queue, go play Hey now, you're a Cho main Start to show off, get laid And all that glitters is Go-old O-or maybe Diamond, who knows? Fu-uck Chooooo

This is dedicated to everyone who told me Cho was bad. https://puu.sh/gMCnD/3ec1084338.png

47 Comments

rtbf225618241May 4, 201712 votes

Who else was hearing the music play in your heads?

RogueWillMay 4, 201710 votes

Quick it send i to Instalock so they can make a remix out of this!

ChickenWrapMay 4, 201729 votes

{quoted}

Quick it send i to Instalock so they can make a remix out of this!

Screw it, I'll do it myself.

Fondling GemsMay 4, 201717 votes

I actually really want this now, complete with a Cho one shot montage.

TormentulaMay 4, 20178 votes

This is a masterpiece.

MelledoneusMay 4, 20178 votes

https://pics.onsizzle.com/somebody-once-told-me-za-warudo-was-gonna-roll-me-1644282.png

Relevant jojoke.

An Enemy SutandoMay 4, 20172 votes

JoJo memes are always good.

MelledoneusMay 4, 20171 votes

https://cdn.meme.am/cache/instances/folder94/500x/72544094/its-an-enemy-stand-what-if-i-told-you-its-an-enemy-stand.jpg

4th Chiming LambMay 4, 20175 votes

Flashes Level 6 Cho'Gath Mastery

Lord GalvatronMay 4, 20175 votes

And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming And they don't stop coming.....

DorsalChickenMay 4, 20174 votes

I wish I could up vote this more.

Also I may be biased (Mastery 7 Cho main) but Cho'gath deserves more fan creations like this lol. [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

KoKobotoMay 4, 20173 votes

This was hilarious, need someone to sing this right now other than myself xD Edit: THIS NEEDS MORE UPVOTES!!

Sp33d Zer0May 4, 20173 votes

I like the effort, but I feel it had little to no flow :(

Photos of GhostsMay 4, 20172 votes

Yep, bad metrics

OMGSoAnnoyingMay 4, 20176 votes

Set it to Smash Moutn's "All-Star", you'll find it flows perfectly.

Sp33d Zer0May 4, 20173 votes

I did, it has no flow to the rhythm.

It requires a lot of forced stuttering to make it work.

Photos of GhostsMay 26, 20171 votes

Lol, why do you think I said bad metrics? It does NOT fit all Star. Well, it's actually not tragically bad, the syllables are in the right number but the accentsare fucked up

MhihnjMay 4, 20173 votes

When i tried to sing this, ''cho main'' became ''chow mein''.

SexyBabyJesusZMay 4, 20172 votes

Im an old cho main (i dont play him often on this account tho cause my other accounts are permd)

im glad hes back up at the top :)

SaewinMay 4, 20172 votes

I used to play Cho Mid when I started to play League, when he got his mini-rework he became my favorite champ again. I had fun dominating with him now that he was even stronger and then he got like three buffs in a row and then the tank items. I'm not gonna complain ;)

Meep ManMay 4, 20172 votes

I'd prefer Riot balance Cho around this newfound power because it's fun as hell to get as much Health as possible

ChuShoeMay 4, 20172 votes

since he gets mega tanky even if you don't have any tank items, anyone think they can get him to have as much health as possible with a completely tank build?

cyberchadeMay 4, 20171 votes

Vandril did it aready and did a one shot video this morning i want to say

Toa of DeathMay 4, 20172 votes

Cho is the monster everyone was told was coming but didn't believe.

hotarseMay 4, 20172 votes

You are the sharpest Cho in the shed!

Only AxesMay 4, 20173 votes

######he's been telling everyone for years that cho is cancer

VenomarMay 4, 20172 votes

https://youtu.be/9zU09QWI7GQ

XilixerMay 4, 20171 votes

saving this post. asap

i need a full version pronto.

hear is the actual song so you can listen along. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZYgIrqELFw

AzteryzMay 4, 20171 votes

https://youtu.be/HgQEuPw942c

GrReaper96May 4, 20171 votes

Legit Question:

Does item 3193 reduces the damage done by Chogath ulti

KhadaverMay 5, 20171 votes

Nope [zombie-nunu-bummed]

GrReaper96May 5, 20171 votes

Ooo i need to try this [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

TheFenixDownMay 5, 20171 votes

{quoted}

Legit Question:

Does reduces the damage done by ulti

I believe since it's true damage it can't be reduced.

GrReaper96May 6, 20171 votes

Tested it out. Yep went from 900 true damge to 1600 true damage

GhiMay 5, 20171 votes

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ChickenWrapMay 5, 20171 votes

That's too many syllables and doesn't rhyme =(

GhiMay 5, 20171 votes

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ChickenWrapMay 5, 20171 votes

Oh you really did mean the first line.

It doesn't make any sense to be there though. The first line is about everyone telling me that Cho isn't strong when I keep saying the contrary.

GGLineaRMay 5, 20171 votes

*Queue up, Go play

ftfy

Flows better.

ChickenWrapMay 5, 20171 votes

Where? The chorus? You just bailed on so many syllables

GGLineaRMay 5, 20171 votes

That's the point. At least when I heard it myself, I thought what you wrote had too many syllables.

Just my opinion, either way.

ChickenWrapMay 5, 20171 votes

"Get your game on, go play"?

GGLineaRMay 5, 20171 votes

Hmm, I guess I misspoke there.

"Get in the queue, go play" does flow as well as "queue up, go play" imo, because of the words used.

I just didn't really wrap my head around what sounded off about it until just now. Sorry, pal.

I honestly think it has something to do with ratio of words starting with vowels, to words starting with consonants. Something about the exact words you used messed up the flow of that line a bit, but again, that's just my opinion.

ChickenWrapMay 5, 20171 votes

I agree that using the word "the" in "the queue" does sound off, which is why I used the word "that".

Get-in-that-queue, go play rolls off the tongue slightly better. You're still missing two syllables though with "Queue up, go play." I would change it to "You should queue up" or something so that it works with the lyrics, tempo, and instrumental of the song.