just sat through 9 lobbies of dodges and autofills

Big Lincoln·Mar 5, 2017·103 votes·4,788 views

get a 4man that takes my jungle role when i finally get it and then bans the champ i was going to play mid

so I'm gonna try this disco nunu build that I've heard so much about, wish me luck guys

71 Comments

420 gramsMar 5, 201718 votes

Teleport ignite on kalista is really good but you have to play super agro from the beginning and try to get first blood in someone's lane

DragonIgnisMar 5, 201718 votes

You should decline queue if there's a lot of dodges.

Those dodges were probably due to the cancerous 4man you got stuck with.

GrReaper96Mar 6, 20171 votes

Second this. Leave queue after 5 dodges and wait a minute or two and join back. Thats my rule of thumb

FloupiMar 5, 201716 votes

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GULAG 4 UMar 6, 20173 votes

Use faster respawn quints. Allows you to come back to lane and dance even more often.

MrFluffyPuffyMar 5, 201710 votes

so I'm gonna try this disco nunu build that I've heard so much about, wish me luck guys

Soon in PB&M : BigLincoln: Why did I get a bann?

Big LincolnMar 5, 20175 votes

not banned yet, suck it hehe

General Esdeath Mar 5, 20172 votes

The EcdysiastMar 6, 20171 votes

yet

RaoulMar 5, 20177 votes

Just do it, you can do everything you want, go jungle Soraka without smite, as long as you claim it to be an off meta astrategy and make a cry post in the forums after you got your justified ban, calling RIOT the villains, you are totaly safe.

This is the golden age of trolling.

rtbf221651412Mar 5, 201710 votes

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Just do it, you can do everything you want, go jungle Soraka without smite, as long as you claim it to be an off meta astrategy and make a cry post in the forums after you got your justified ban, calling RIOT the villains, you are totaly safe.

This is the golden age of trolling.

I didn't know counter jungle support was a selectable role. I didn't know jungle was always in enemy jungle either. I also didn't know giving your jungle a lead in a heavily jungle gank meta was a bad idea while gimping your enemy jungle.

Counter jungle in this guys case isn't jungle. It defeats the purpose of him in particular going counter jungle if he went jungle primary. He's basically supporting his jungler the most and every single lane all at once.

RaoulMar 5, 20173 votes

Nah man, its awesome. I queue for mid, but I go support for the jungler, its an awesome off meta strategy. Who said we need someone mid, i am no meta sheep.

rtbf221651412Mar 5, 20171 votes

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Nah man, its awesome. I queue for mid, but I go support for the jungler, its an awesome off meta strategy. Who said we need someone mid, i am no meta sheep.

Let me know where you found counter jungle and where this guy ever got mid and went counter jungle.

RaoulMar 5, 20173 votes

Support, mid, whats the difference, I wont let RIOT put me in one lane, I am playing my own game. I think I will just fill every game, who cares where it puts me. Lanes are for Meta Sheeps.

rtbf221651412Mar 5, 20171 votes

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Support, mid, whats the difference, I wont let RIOT put me in one lane, I am playing my own game. I think I will just fill every game, who cares where it puts me. Lanes are for Meta Sheeps.

Well at least you admit you think taking support from bot means bot lane doesn't exist. Can't take you seriously.

RaoulMar 5, 20172 votes

Lanes are an invention of the Meta!

Glory ln DeathMar 6, 20171 votes

Lanes are just really long jungle paths! Like the river!

rtbf221651412Mar 13, 20171 votes

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Lanes are an invention of the Meta!

It's okay. You think having no one in a lane is a good idea. I get it.

notice me Sin piMar 5, 20173 votes

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Support, mid, whats the difference

supports dont take allies' farm and get ally teammates ahead

MrFluffyPuffyMar 5, 20172 votes

River Shen

ZURELLMar 5, 20171 votes

it's not a smart strategy but ur definitely free to lose on ur own

Sèx Craved EveMar 5, 20175 votes

God speed you magnificent bastard.

MagikarpIsBossMar 5, 20175 votes

I just sat through 18 dodges. I got autofilled 8 times. Once someone finnaly didnt dodge, I got autofilled into top and won the game. But I was so tilted after sitting in queue for nearly 30 minutes IN BRONZE. Im fucking bronze 2 and I have to deal with effectively half hour queue times. It was insane.

Serika ZeroMar 6, 20174 votes

"auto fill will solve the queue time issues" rito 2016

Oakleaf RangerMar 5, 20174 votes

Was t this the same guy who wanted to adc Darius?

Big LincolnMar 5, 20176 votes

yes

Oakleaf RangerMar 6, 20172 votes

Maybe you might want to put that in the post as a disclaimer then. I doubt most people would be shocked or surprised if they knew that.

The EcdysiastMar 6, 20171 votes

Darius players know he's unbeatable but swear to god it's easy to play around him as if it wasn't easy for them to learn how to not let that happen. And some of them bring him bot.

TimX24968BMar 6, 20172 votes

honestly if you think darius is unbeatable, you have no clue how to kite.

The EcdysiastMar 6, 20171 votes

Knowing how to =/= your champion is able to.

The ADC should have no trouble kiting Darius. Likewise for for an ADC at top.

But kiting as a melee champion won't happen.

If his supposed weakness actually existed, there wouldn't be Darius mains in diamond 3+.

He's designed to be unbeatable in the lane unless you hard-counter him with a ranged champion. That's not saying something against players who like him; that's just his design. Assassins are designed to get kills. Darius is designed to dominate the lane phase.

I should've clarified that I didn't mean he was unbeatable in bot lane. Far from it. Any player who brings Darius bot might as well have been in a skype call with the enemy, telling them to pick Quinn against him top.

Fondling GemsMar 6, 20172 votes

What do Darius mains in Diamond 3+ have to do with anything? Annie Bot is a Masters-Challenger Annie main. You can main any champion and do well despite their weaknesses. Why do you think Darius having mains in high elo, just like any other champion, has anything to do with him not having counterplay?

The EcdysiastMar 7, 20171 votes

It's not just mains. His pick rate is also high.

When a champion's weaknesses are too easy to overcome, this is the case.

Darius has a high win and pick rate in all levels of play.

Fondling GemsMar 7, 20171 votes

Sure 8% Pickrate is fairly high but a lot of that can be attributed to his character design. He is a fun champion with a strong easy to see attitude that a lot of people can connect to. Him being popular doesn't necessarily mean he is too strong. Take Ahri for example, throughout her entire existence she has had a very high playrate because people love the champion.

Sure 52% winrate is good, but not outrageous. It just means that he can be a successful champion at higher levels of play and even then his weaknesses are pretty apparent. As far as top laners go he deals pretty low damage, takes a lot of it, and has a horrible assist and death rate.

Just because a champion has a positive winrate and is the what? 34th most played champion? Doesn't mean they don't have weaknesses or can't be beaten. Personally I have never had a problem with Darius. Sure he has gotten fed off me on occasion, but then so have a lot of other champions. He is just good at snowballing with a lead. At the same time though far more often I can just farm the lane out and we go even. Sometimes I even win although I am not the type of person that likes to risk trying to win top lane.

The EcdysiastMar 8, 20171 votes

You need to look at his pick rate compared only to top laners, since those are the only options.

And the fact is, if he fit the actual design of juggernauts then he would see play and success on par with them. Garen is almost no different play-wise but falls off at higher levels of play.

Darius is simply too strong for the sub-class, and people don't like to play him because he's fun. They like to play him because he's an easy win.

Fondling GemsMar 8, 20171 votes

That is because Garen is a pure stat stick with no real skill ceiling and a very low skill floor. His entire hit is run at you and press QWE then ult when you are low. The only mechanic Garen actually has is that his Q cleanses slows.

Garen can't function at high play due to his kit and that is very different from Darius's kit. Yes there are similarities, but actually playing both of them is quite different.

In fact most juggernauts are pretty meh. Darius shouldn't be nerfed down to match them, he is allowed to stay strong because he is the least stat checky of them all and as such he is allowed to actually be a good pick at high level play without completely dominating low level play like back when Garen was strong.

Furthermore you were talking about mains. People don't main a champion solely because they are easy wins, they main them because they love playing the champion. Also 52% winrate is not an "easy win" it is a ever so slightly higher than average winrate. It means that compared to the average champion he wins 1 more out of every 50 games. That isn't an exceptional amount, especially since Darius is a strong countpick to a lot of champions, meaning that his winrate is boosted by the fact that he can be picked into a lot of matchups and there aren't a lot of champions who are meta right now that can lane well vs him. This makes him a relatively safe blind pick while also getting an inflated winrate by being a good counterpick. It is like when J4 was the highest winrate top laner a month or so ago. He wasn't actually that amazing, but he had some really good counterpick potential which drastically inflated his winrate.

The EcdysiastMar 9, 20171 votes

He's constantly been within the top 10 top laners, regardless of more recent class updates.

He's by far the most stat-checky. And it's what allows him to be played at higher levels without the fall-off that Garen with his non-combat healing and Illaoi with her actually-position-reliant abilities experience (not that she falls off particularly either). He gains an 80 AD steroid with no downside. His strength is in early game, where this makes the most difference and has no possible countermeasure due to defense items being a mid-game item and his first item ignoring armor. Let them take that away again, since he's actually no better off now after the other champions were updated to match the damage buff of one small subclass than he was before.

And comparing Darius in every meta since release to J4 a month ago is just bonkers.

The juggernaut class is intended to be for newer players who rely on the stat-sticks that the champions are. They shouldn't be stat-sticks that function well at all levels of play.

There aren't just few champions that are meta that match well against him. There are around 3 champions match well against him, while even other champions who are supposed to be counters are only even matches.

An easy champ that stays easy at higher levels because of stats isn't in a healthy state. Darius has always been like that, and didn't even need 80-200 AD free and a heal infinitely better than Garen's stuffed into his kit.

Big LincolnMar 5, 20172 votes

3/17 not bad

it was kinda funny seeing the 4 man try to act morally indignant about it too

General Esdeath Mar 5, 20171 votes

Hey man, as long as you had fun that's all that matters <3

P.S. Flex Queue is cancer