=> simplistic and efficient guide for riot to improve the game <=

MOuHahaHAhahaaaa··46 votes·12,283 views

BUFF TURRETS, RENFORCEZ LA DEFENSE DES TOURELLES, REFORÇAM AS DEFESAS DAS TORRES, 提高保卫之旅, Mejore la defensa de las torres, Verbessern Sie die Verteidigung der Reihen, تحسين الدفاع عن الرحلات, migliorate la difesa delle torri, שפר את ההגנה של סיורים.

NERF DAMAGE, REDUISEZ LES DEGATS, REDUZEM OS DANOS, 减少损失, تقليل الاضرار, הקטן את הנזקים, Riducete i danni, Reduzca los daños, Reduzieren Sie die Schäden.

INCREASE GAME LENGHT, AUGMENTEZ LA DURÉE DES PARTIES, AUMENTEM A DURAÇAO DOS JOGOS, Aumente la duración de las partidas, Aumentate la durata di gioco, 增加持续时间的游戏, زيادة مدة اللعبة, רבה את משך הזמן של משחק, Erhöhen Sie die Spieldauer.

Better quality means long term profit, Un service de meilleure qualité équivaut a des profits sur le long terme, um serviço de alta qualidade resulta em rendimemtos sobre longo termo, Ein Dienst besserer Qualität entspricht in Gewinnen auf dem langen Terminus, 一个服务的质量更好的款额,Un servicio de mejor calidad equivale a provechos futuros, שרות של כמויות תכונה יותר טובות לעתיד מרוויח, Un servizio di migliore qualità equivale ai profitti futuri, خدمة من نوعية افضل يصل الى المكاسب المستقبلية.

The customer is king, le client est roi, Der Kunde ist König, El cliente es el rey, Il cliente è re, O cliente é o rei, 客户为王, العميل هو الملك, הלקוח הוא מלך, De klant is koning.

If after that riot still doesn't understand, my guess is that they only understand $$$ language.

37 Comments

BLIGHTBRINGER16 votes

I like how you written it in almost all languages lol.

Herlgar2 votes

[{quoted}](name=Darkin Hybrid,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=y79vin7x,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2018-08-01T11:57:09.872+0000)

almost all languages

Close enough I guess

Warlord Rhinark6 votes

[{quoted}](name=Darkin Hybrid,realm=EUW,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=y79vin7x,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2018-08-01T11:57:09.872+0000)

I like how you written it in almost all languages lol.

Boi.

There are a lot more languages in the world than just these.

Danish, for instance, was not used.

Danjeng1 votes

I also notice a lack of Xhosa.

Automated Riven4 votes

That's true. For example napal has like 215 launguages by themselves.

y0r1ck1 votes

I hope you meant Nepal.

Automated Riven3 votes

Umm if that's how it's spelled then yes. (I spell really badly tbh)

ahferroin75 votes

Uh, no, not even close. Not even close to the offerings of most online translation services (Google Translate has over 50).

There are over 7000 spoken natural languages in the world.

Notably missing are:

  • Most Germanic languages (Dutch, Swedish, Afrikaans, Danish, Norwegian, Yiddish, Scotts, etc).
  • Any Balto-Slavic languages (Russian, Polish, Czech, Ukrainian, Serbo-Croatian, Lithuanian, Finnish, etc).
  • Any Armenian, Celtic, or Indo-Iranian languages.
  • Greek
  • Korean
  • Japanese
  • Anything from the various African language families (seriously, there's over 3000 to choose from here).
  • Anything from the various Asian language families except Chinese (which is only technically a written language).
  • Anything from the various Oceanic (Australia, New Guinea, Polynesia, Micronesia, etc) language families.
  • Anything from the various North and South American language families.
  • Probably quite a few things I'm not thinking of right now.
BLIGHTBRINGER1 votes

Well I can add a Lithuanian version, as I am from Lithuania.

Also btw I did say "almost" I know that he didn't write it in completely all languages known to man.


Pastiprinkite bokštus

Sumažinkit žala

Padidinkit žaidimo ilgumą

Geresnė kokybė reiškia ilgalaikį pelną

Klientas yra karalius.

Cavesloth11 votes

You forgot revert Runes Reforged.

Keevalroy3 votes

Not enough. Revert back to literally any state before keystones were introduced. As in season 5 or earlier.

Cavesloth2 votes

Or just drop the runes altogether as more and more pro players and high level streamers have suggested. They are so strong, they steal champion identity, and that's just terrible design.

Keevalroy1 votes

I don't agree that this is the right decision since the real runes and masteries allow you to survive bad matchups early or alter your playstyle and things like that.

However, that being said, I'd rather not have anything than continue with what we have right now.

Wizard Blaze3 votes

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/420834786983018497/474369583646507047/giphy_17.gif

Riot face when they see buff turrets, nerf damage and increase game lenth. they already said they wont because they dont care and want the game to fit LC$ for cash grabbing nothing more.

Cavesloth1 votes

Someone put up that Morgan Freeman "he's right you know" meme. Spot on.

Nilok1 votes

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https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/420834786983018497/474369583646507047/giphy_17.gif

Riot face when they see buff turrets, nerf damage and increase game lenth. they already said they wont because they dont care and want the game to fit LC$ for cash grabbing nothing more.

I wonder when a group of fans and programmer will get together and do the "Freedom Planet"/"Sonic Mania" thing and make their own better version of what the current developer is producing.

...Why is Jim Carrey Robotnik?

Madsin252 votes

REDUZEM OS DANOS!

The Highest Noon2 votes

They should better regulate their playerbase before you work on the game. It's been years and whether it's toxicity or matchmaking something needs a fix, now.

Cavesloth2 votes

Toxicity has always existed in league, its just really bad now because of the state of the game, fix the game, and it'll either go back to normal levels, or it was too little too late and the games already in an irreversible decline.

CauseSCIENCE2 votes

You forgot to write it in Ancient Shuriman.

Rathar Dashing1 votes

and Klingon

RyzeTheSmurfMage1 votes

Lord of the Rings elvish too

Andrey03452 votes

no russian, downvoted

######jk

Danjeng1 votes

Are the other languages correctly translated? If so, impressive range of languages.

dome0251 votes

No they aren´t. German for example is mostly wrong translated except for "the customer is king" but this is a short and easy sentence without much grammar.

HolyJellyMate1 votes

He probably used Google Translate xD, but his point was good.

ahferroin71 votes

Most of them appear to be the result of using Google Translate, which is notoriously bad at getting anything but really simple stuff and isolated words correct.

Automated Riven1 votes

I'm very triggered that the launguage weren't in the same order with every comment.

Also em isn't actually a Spanish word.

Javi Is Here1 votes

Don't understand? Different languages will!

Infernape1 votes

This is fucking beautiful.

Nevrankroaton1 votes

Nice upvote farming.

I Love Roses1 votes

How about no.

FilDaFunk1 votes

You'll have to use Klingon, otherwise no hope.

Wolfeur1 votes

Mi ne vidas Esperanton, mi seniluziiĝas.

Lil UwUzi Vert 1 votes

The Arabic translation isn't good but it made me laugh anyway.

Princess Paru1 votes

No Zulu? Downvoted!

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