Fizz Troll-Pole and Ult Change Idea

Now I think we can all agree that we despise Senor Fizz and his "Troll pole."

So how about this, we mash it with his ultimate.

Fizz throws whatever, then immediately hops onto his trident as the Shark/Rabbit/Urfitee jumps up under him and as he proceeds to stand on it for a split second. (The animal, with the trident in it's mouth.) and smacks down in the direction of his choice. Effectively disorienting his opponent and dodging skills and what not, just like old times.

Then he also gets a new E which acts similarly to poppy's passive. It allows him to throw a shadow of his trident which does 70 / 90 / 110 / 130 / 150 (+ 50% AP) SLOW: 10 / 20 / 30 / 40 / 50% for .75 Seconds. With a relatively low mana cost, and comparable cooldown to boot. 55/50/45/40/35 12/11/10/9/8

Finally it gets a special passive, it does 25% less to minions. But when it hits a champion heals for 10/ 12.5 / 15 / 17.5 /20 % of the afflicted damage.

This way he gets some pretty decent sustain when he plays intelligently in lane, and that will help make up for his loss of obscene amounts of mobility and untargetability. (Can't say I didn't try to be fair, besides, now his ult gives him the same untargetable effect, and being a skillshot can be used as an escape.)

I'd also like to screw with his passive a bit, but I'm not going to bother with it right now.

Please let me know what you think, and together we may be able to come up with something creative enough to satisfy most people.