I didn't sign up for Twisted Treeline, gimme back my wards

Seriously. I'm tired of being in the dark and dying to fast junglers. Last season, I climbed a division by just learning to ward drake early - and by ward drake I mean ward all accesses to it on all sides. Now I can't anymore. With the complicity of considerable lag, I'm stuck lower than were I was last year when my depression (and as such, tilt-handling) was much worse than it is now and my knowledge and champion pool was smaller.

So please, let me play smart again. Let me spend 250g for an OP item that no one else takes. Let me buy green wards. Let me make the map a christmas tree. I don't know what to do except play support and mash my actives hoping that my team survives.