Yea, balance may be a mess

Photos of Ghosts·Apr 3, 2016·124 votes·5,253 views

But nothing beats a Poppy vs Sion 1v1 that lasts 35 seconds, with both dodging Qs, punching shields, and hitting each other's faces badassly.

I mean it's even great lorewise. David vs Goliath.

85 Comments

Sahn UzalApr 3, 201678 votes

https://41.media.tumblr.com/2e29757674988bdac7de57debdd0e590/tumblr_o30w0fimVa1r6o1dao2_1280.png summoner 31

Photos of GhostsApr 3, 20169 votes

It was basically that. We honored each other at the end.

Sahn UzalApr 3, 201630 votes

Dude, Toplane pillow fights between 2 tanks are the best fights. I love it.

I remember playing a game as Skarner JG vs a Nautilus JG, we both wanted Dragon, so we spend like a minute or something pillow fighting before Nautilus' team arrived and made me flash away We ulted twice in the same 1v1 o_0 It was lategame though, so we both had a lot of CDR and shit summoner 31

Axis the DragonApr 5, 20161 votes

How do you even Flash twice in the same 1v1 without any players from either team showing up xD

With the maximum amount of summoner spell CDR that's still a 3 minute cooldown

Y'all had time to take Dragon and then some lmao

ImTheSideKickApr 5, 20162 votes

flash twice? he said ulted twice lol

Axis the DragonApr 9, 20161 votes

I am a fool

48983507DEL1Apr 4, 20161 votes

Who won???????

Photos of GhostsApr 4, 20162 votes

I (Sion) got first blood off a lucky W pop, then equal for a while, then she got the upper hand, then equal, but I got camped and my team was losing so I lost :c

kasfasApr 3, 201617 votes

"Mines bigger than yours." MECHA Sion : 2016

HighH1Apr 3, 201612 votes

But Poppy doesn't have a peni-OHH you're talking about the hammer

Photos of GhostsApr 3, 201615 votes

You know nothing.

fizz userApr 3, 20167 votes

Futa says otherwise ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

foinhasApr 4, 20162 votes

futa poppy skin incoming

(oh god, what have you done!)

HoodwinkApr 4, 20161 votes

How do you know what Poppy does and does not have?

SquarefighterApr 5, 20161 votes

woahh that's cool. Who's the artist?

Sahn UzalApr 5, 20161 votes

http://suqling.tumblr.com/ summoner 31

FantasySniperApr 3, 201632 votes

That sounds like a cinematic waiting to happen.

Chaos Milk TeaApr 3, 20163 votes

YOU GOT ONE FOR NEXT YEAR RITO!!!!!

Solari FortuneApr 3, 201628 votes

Both Teams: TANK FIGHT!!! Everyone watches https://i.ytimg.com/vi/K9yuDdCyQhs/maxresdefault.jpg Neither Tank is below 75% HP ADCs comparing weapons Supports exchanging warding ideas/plotting how to take over the world Junglers kicking scuttle crab back and forth Mids arguing over something Probably Zed

DarfallerApr 4, 20164 votes

This is the most beautiful thing I have ever read, why won't some turn this into a real animation.

HoodwinkApr 4, 20161 votes

plotting how to to take over the world

Yes.

PoKeR22234Apr 3, 201624 votes

I prefer seeing tanks top fighting 1 minute then go back to cs rather than a fiora (pre nerfs) destroying a dude in 5 seconds

MelledoneusApr 4, 20162 votes

She still deletes tanks... but thank god she has to build full AD to do it.

VasilisGreenApr 4, 20161 votes

bitch please, i've always been playing her full AD

MelledoneusApr 4, 20166 votes

You are both a horrible person and a not so horrible person. I'm conflicted about how to feel about you.

VasilisGreenApr 4, 20161 votes

thank you, for both :P Full AD is fiora is a sick love! Like, item 3142 , item 3074 , item 3071 , item 1306 , item 3812 , item 3072 or item 3139 and you are good to go. Oh, to top it all off you get a item 2140 to hit that sweet 550 AD!!! And then, the fun part begins!!! 4 Vitals, 85% max HP true damage, insane sustain from the death's dance, the hydra and the thirster/mercurial. You just don't die!!! Try it!

Sypher The PoroApr 5, 20161 votes

Nothing beats the 220% some dude on PBE hit before she went live.

VasilisGreenApr 5, 20161 votes

what? how high was her scaling on PBE? Or was it a bug? wtf now it's 4.5% of bonus AD.

Sypher The PoroApr 5, 20161 votes

Alright, had to go digging for the comment and finally found it.

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http://i.imgur.com/CKTAeRo.png At around 600 AD you can kill anything with your ultimate no matter how many hit points they have.

This was my build.

EDIT: NOTE that this will pretty much not happen in a real game. In a real game it'll be closer to 40-50% max health true damage. My record was broken here

http://i.imgur.com/3yPpuxK.png?1

By Lord Dusteon.

If you want to get higher, just go into black market brawlers, buy a flesheater, and infinitely stack it.

And in reply:

If you switch the hydra for an 80 AD and get 5th drag + baron (and hurt yourself for Maw's AD passive) you can get to 152%. If you get an AP Janna and Taric, well... http://imgur.com/3yPpuxK

VasilisGreenApr 5, 20161 votes

well, the build you mentioned with the current items gives less AD than my build above which is a build that i use in actual games and i am practicaly a splitpushing machine and a dueling god with these items. But in the black market brawler's with a flesh eater you can get quite high. Well, my max is 87-90% max hp true damage and it is actualy viable with this build. Actualy, 86-89% now with the passive nerf. But still, you build this, go splipushing and you delete anything that tries to stop you. A friend of mine argues that tanky bruiser fiora is better and we went in a custom to try it and even in a full duel, he couldn't kill me unless i made a huge mistake... My death recap when i died was like, a lot of physical damage, ~900 true damage. His death recap whenever i killed him was like, some physical damage and more than 3.5k true damage... The difference was insanely big.

PoKeR22234Apr 4, 20161 votes

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She still deletes tanks... but thank god she has to build full AD to do it.

yes but we dont see her as much, early game she is kinda weak, has to hug the tower like gp, later in the game she spikes, until then with some luck the game is over before she gets full build

foinhasApr 4, 20161 votes

Riot should rework fiora's lore to something more Russian like.

"In Mother Russia, Fiora stuns you!"

KeevalroyApr 4, 20169 votes

I remember during the Cinderhulk meta a top lane matchup with Naut and Sion. Both teams watched them fight and cheered like they were in a boxing match. It was hilarious, and at some point they started to play along. It was truly magical and one of my fondest memories of last season.

"B-b-b-but that's boooooring! Riiioooot, why aren't you doing something about this? My attention span is only held by flashing lights, fast-moving objects, dubstep, and explosions, and this isn't like the half second 100-0 kills I'm used to seeing!"

Yeah fuck off, tank fights are glorious and we need more of them. The issue is that the juggernaut items and the terrible overpowered new masteries are making this evolving pseudo tank meta awkward and...I don't know - it just doesn't feel right y'know?

I'm all for a tank meta, but when Akali, Yi, Fiora, Ekko, etc. are all building tank items there's a problem, and it's very clear what it is. As awesome as it would be to revert back to the old masteries so balancing could be that much easier, (because let's be honest, they fucked up champions that were otherwise fine, made strong champs stronger, and balanced champs were nerfed before stats even came out) they're too dedicated to this system for some reason. Same situation as the juggernaut items...no one else saw them becoming problematic? No one at all? Really? I find that extremely hard to believe.

I've been seeing people spouting that this is apparently what we wanted - a tank meta where tanks ruled the world...no, this definitely is not what we wanted. There aren't that many tanks, just a bunch of hybrid juggernauts that do insane damage and take none of it, mostly from masteries and rageblade tank scumbags.

Riot, are you absolutely sure there's no chance in reverting back to the old mastery system? Once again 6 patches later I'll bring this up - they've created many more problems than they've solved, and the longer they stay in the game, the more obvious it is. I get that in your minds that if something is fresh and exciting, the game feels fresh and exciting...and we can all see how "exciting" it's been thus far this season with so many people disenchanted with League recently.

Out of the numerous things that went wrong during the preseason, I'd think re-introducing the old masteries would be a welcome sight to balance and game health and a jump-start to repairing season 6's damage. As a start anyway.

Photos of GhostsApr 4, 20162 votes

RN we have tanks like Nautilus and Poppy who for some reason delete squishies like Vayne and Jinx, and as a result there's no counter since you can't play regular DPSes against tanks and instead have to go for less fitting burst ADCs.

DealthApr 3, 20167 votes

I have a hard time believing a battle with poppy lasted 35 seconds... I think you mean 3.5 seconds?

Photos of GhostsApr 3, 20163 votes

She edged to last longer. :^)

kasfasApr 3, 20166 votes

Had this happen before, may times. Tank slap fights are the best. It's just like no one takes any damage. Had a fight with a Shen once as Sion, and the fight lasted long enough for each of us to get off like 7 spell rotations. By the time his team finally arrived I still had like half health left.

Fighting poppys is even funnier because it's just like I bash you, you bash me, I shield, you shield etc. Late game tank 1v1s are the best.

TurquoiseYoshiApr 3, 20164 votes

Nah, tank SUPPORT slap fights are the best. Because then you may invoke the ancient ritual of supportal kombat.

TurquoiseYoshiApr 3, 20163 votes

Not only is it David vs. Goliath, it's the hero of Demacia vs. the undead juggernaut of Noxus.

Athenes LuluApr 4, 20163 votes

http://giphy.com/gifs/fight-tank-league-of-legends-5Okatm3sLylDq

For CarthageApr 4, 20163 votes

Sion Maokai Nautilus vs. Zac Leona Malphite

Had this fight at midlane in a normal match in season 5, all straight tank.

We cycled in and out and the fight took a minute and a half to complete. The last one standing was Zac . The fucking blobs, man.

Carries respectfully sat the fight out as the titans brawled.

ZoeeeeApr 4, 20162 votes

David got boosted IMO. summoner 3

YumaS2AstralApr 3, 20161 votes

Once I had a Singed and a J4 chase me as Mundo, in the end I killed Singed, got killed by J4 but then J4 got killed by my ADC that just came there to help me