Who are your favorite assassins?
Mine are

Mine are

honestly kogmaw standing still with lulu AND janna shields on him with tank top knights vow on him is my favorite.
cant touch him or fight
cant build against it or run away
f e e l s g o o d m a n

Am I doing it right?
I've never seen a post like this before.
Due to the totally new evidence and well argued points in your post, I have completely changed my look on these champions.
mine is FULL AP MALPHITE
(srsly hes a better assassin than any other assassin i play)
mine is FULL AP MALPHITE
(srsly hes a better assassin than any other assassin i play)
Exactly how I got to m7 on him. "lol malph support" - famous last words before my ADC support ends the lane 0/0/5



It wasn't funny the first time. It's not funny now.
Yeah, it isn't funny because it's painfully true

to be serious it's shaco, because at least he doesn't have an escape, he has to plan ahead and think it through when he goes into a team fights, as opposed to nearly every other assassin who just lols away if they mess something up
Did you say he doesn't have an escape?
What's his Q? Or his ult?
Did you say he doesn't have an escape?
What's his Q? Or his ult?
so how is he supposed to get close to the ADC? with his Q which then goes on cooldown, his ult doesn't offer any form of survivability or mobility, you can't get out with it
He doesn't need to, the ADC face-checks the bush he's in automatically anyways.
he is supposed to run at the adc flailing his arms, duh
Full Crit/AD 
Here's a man with class
PRAISE THE MOON

i like 
i like
same
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in a brush is also another favourite too.
Here's hoping Riot never nerfs him like the others reworks him.
we all saw what they did to rengar.
Sigh
That joke gets old, you know.
I will just pretent that was a genuine question:

Oh. You know. I thought you were actually being serious.
To which I still say though,

When it belongs in the M&G section...
But in all seriousness, if this were a legit Gameplay post I'd have to say 
people think that guy needs to be reworked, but all i have to say to it is:
did you see what riot did to rengar?
Tbh, I think Rengar's Q would be interesting on nocturne, but i also love nocturne's current kit. He fights best in his own realm (Q domain). As it is, I love playing noc, but sometimes he feels like a very... Stat-check champ. Q'd enemy? Check E up? Check R? Check Few items? Check
I still cant find an issue with statchecking as a whole, but kinda want more of an explanation on why people have so much against it. from my point of view, i would be pretty upset if i got all these stats and it felt like i got "cheesed" because of how much the opponent could avoid.
I still almost never get a negative kda on nocturne when i play him, though.
I have a pretty good track record on nocturne as well, for the most part.
It's mainly because it doesn't feel intuitive. People like to play champs that feel good to play. Stat checking doesn't exactly feel "good" to play as, or against. I can't say much about others, but personally I like to feel as if I won due to my own skill, with my own abilities as a person, while the champion I'm playing is a tool in which for me to do so. I have my favorite champions/tools in which I do better with. I don't like winning, and then thinking to myself, "Oh thank GOD my champion is stronger than theirs is." Like watching
fight
with nothing but auto attacks.
Or
vs
when jax has his dodge up every 5 seconds.
but wouldn't this mean you aren't playing to win? and how would it not feel "intuitive"? whats not intuitive is to have a champ that worked hard at getting all its stats lose a duel because someone could utuilize mechanics better who barely had any stats.
Nope, I play primarily to have fun. My goal is to win, yes but It's second to enjoying the game. And we call that an "outplay" Like a Vayne utilizing her ult's invisibility and a nearby brush to pop in and out of sight, kite, and whittle down the
fighting her. The urgot could have also just warded the bush she's using and then disrupt vayne's damage until her ult ends, and go in for the kill.

Gotta penetrate deeper.

The AOE assasin.I think we all know who i am talking about 
at this point these posts belong in memes and games seeing how overused they are.
I was going to say I don't like any of them. And those guys too. Huh
mine is
mid. best assassin in the whole game.
I see you're a man of class as well....
It's fun as fuck,

gotta get that armor pen.
Oh, and did I MENTION???

Isn't Jarvan more of a bruiser or is this a joke? XD
you never got oneshot by that bruiser j4, while the dude never dies? :o

R.I.P

Another WITTY and ORIGINAL thread.