The most broken, unfair, must nerf, hidden OP Champion in League[SATIRE]

Urgot is the most toxic champion in league, and needs nerfs now. He is way to strong judging by the 30 minutes of experience I had playing against him in a blind pick normal game. His Q is such a bullshit skillshot that should be removed. Skillshots are toxic for this game because I can't dodge them so they make me feel bad. Anyone that believe skillshots are good should be crucified at the cross. Anyways the thing that makes Urgot super op is his E. He gets a skillshot that makes his skillshot not a skillshot. Atleast it takes skill for Urgot to use a skillshot. I don't want to play versus a champion that can shoot his skillshot that makes his skillshot transform from a skillshot into not a skillshot so he puts his skillshot in my skillshot and it hurts. Not to mention that he has an OP Shield that blocks all damage that I can ever do to him whenever I actually try to fight him. If I run away, he Es me and then Qs me to death. If I fight him, he ults me with the super op spell that is like a blitz hook but somehow less skill. Then he pops his stupid shield and E, Qs me.

Basically he needs nerfs right now or else I uninstall. I believe some respectable nerfs could include removing his Q, his W, his E, and his R, and instead making him a champion that can only use autoattacks. If the changes that I propose are not in the next patch, I will uninstall league and make a video on youtube called "I'm done playing league of legends" and make it exactly 10 minutes long and put 4 mid-roll ads in it. Anyones who disagrees with me is a filthy main and should spill clorox into their next coffee.

Thank you, and I hope riot listens to this constructive criticism.