The real reason I want out of bronze

Is so when the game is lost 7 minutes in the surrender vote actually goes through.

You'd think the surrender rate would increase as the elo decreases, but it's literally the opposite.

I don't even care about winning. I stopped having delusions of winning a round of League long ago. I just want the matches to fucking end instead of sitting around waiting for the nexus to fall in a 1/38/3 match while the enemy spams "gg ezpz uninstall refund skin".