I hate yasuo

Woook3r·Nov 24, 2015·171 votes·7,063 views

I even hate seeing him on my team. I hate trying to farm around him. I hate his ult. I hate the wush wush. I hate the words he says. I hate his stupid fucking accent. HASAGI!

I hate that he makes his teammates irrelevant by carrying the whole game. I hate that he makes his teammates irrelevant because he is completely useless and feeding his nuts off. I hate having to react to the random lucky plays he makes. I hate trying to predict his random movements. I hate his low cooldown q that fucking sound it makes.

FUCKING WINDWALLS? ARE YOU KIDDINGME?

Most of all. I hate being toxic because i have to deal with this champion and the people who play him. When we get the new match making system and a teammate declares for yasuo. I will ban him. I fucking guarantee it.

165 Comments

KeevalroyNov 24, 201581 votes

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/7c/7cd0e953c788baacb46a973889e73ee5d9475ed42d48e861025e0eb6c8231962.jpg

Lu7GxFdkYzNov 24, 20153 votes

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http://www.quickmeme.com/img/7c/7cd0e953c788baacb46a973889e73ee5d9475ed42d48e861025e0eb6c8231962.jpg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ekG5w2WQaAM

WoodakoodashoodaNov 24, 201515 votes

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http://www.quickmeme.com/img/7c/7cd0e953c788baacb46a973889e73ee5d9475ed42d48e861025e0eb6c8231962.jpg

I hate how I have to dodge 20+ different teams in team builder just to avoid having him on my team only to have him on the enemy's team more than half the time! I hate how "Yasuo Mains" whine in all chat about how we kill him repeatedly simply because I've fought him so many times over that the knowledge of how to destroy him has become permanently attached to my living memory.

HighH1Nov 25, 20153 votes

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I hate how "Yasuo Mains" whine in all chat about how we kill him repeatedly simply because I've fought him so many times over that the knowledge of how to destroy him has become permanently attached to my living memory.

I hate playing Azir into him but after 6 I know he'll hit that R or E button to get close then SHURIMA his ass into my turret or the wall

PsyturkeyNov 24, 201513 votes

I know these boards have a massive hate boner for Yasuo right now but he really isn't that bad...

DIRUNov 24, 201518 votes

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I know these boards have a massive hate boner for Yasuo right now but he really isn't that bad...

but he counters a lot of skillshot mages, and that is toxic. remove him and kill all yasuo players

PsyturkeyNov 25, 201515 votes

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but he counters a lot of skillshot mages, and that is toxic. remove him and kill all yasuo players

He does, sure. And Rammus hard counters every auto attacker in the game. Malzahar and Lulu hard counter most assassins. Vi hard counters most immobile champions. And honestly, I think most of the hard counters I'm talking about are harsher than Yasuo vs skill shot mages.

For example, put Lux vs Yasuo. Lux can farm from range and and doesn't exactly automatically miss skill shots - they're just more difficult to hit vs Yasuo.

On the other hand take Malzahar vs an Assassin like Akali. If Akali ever engages on you she dies.

And it's not like Yasuo doesn't have his counters. Akali, for example shits on him.

Hard counters exist in League I'm sorry. It's not a valid argument against Yasuo.

Exclamation MarkNov 25, 20153 votes

Tryndamere can 1v1 Rammus early game, he doesn't hard counter them that hard.

KoKobotoNov 24, 201510 votes

I LOVE his character, it's what made me instant buy him on release I hate his stupid crit passive

bvcderrttyyhjjjkNov 25, 201510 votes

Who DOESN'T hate Yasuo? Crit is a very powerful stat, and any champion that gets a lot of it for free (Tryndamere, Yasuo) is obviously going to be very annoying and OP. Not to mention the fact that their kits are at the same time overloaded with utility and VERY strong ults.

SO yeah, Riot game design team, everyone!

TransgressorNov 25, 20155 votes

"bubu-but, Yasuo needs to be overloaded with utility to make him stand out from normal melee bruisers, otherwise he'd be yet another Jax/Rengar/Vi/XinZhao"

Saying he's permitted to have all this cancer in his kit to enforce his melee glass-cannon place he has in the game, is pretentiously stupid. But then again, nobody's really buying Grevious Wounds, Armor Penetration nor BotrK, and they complain about Mundo being too strong.

Human stupidity has no end.

JedenVojakNov 25, 20153 votes

I don't hate Yasuo, I think he's actually pretty cool.

I can't play with worth a crap though.

MagicsparkleNov 24, 20159 votes

Only those who love the freelo like Yasou toxic gameplay, everyone else hates Yasou. Wellcome to the club XD

IntakiNineNov 24, 201510 votes

44% win rate

"Freelo"

WoodakoodashoodaNov 24, 201520 votes

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My hate for him has nothing to do with his win/loss rate or how broken/balanced/underpowered he is. My hate for him is from the fact that every player and their brother feels the need to play Yasuo in almost every game I play. I don't care if they are good or bad at it. I don't care if they mained Yas before pre season. I cannot stand Yasuo and I wish Riot would freaking nerf the crit keystone so we can pave this whole fad over and move on.

ZedexNov 24, 20154 votes

the keystone isn't even broken anymore lol, it only works against Champions.

He has literally no extra sustain in lane anymore if you're decent and play well enough with a mage. Or pick a real counter to him and kick his ass.

KnoyleNov 25, 201513 votes

Kennen Veigar Kassadin Wind wall says high guys. Your magic projectiles are 60% meaningless now.

Meanwhile Rammus would like to invite Yasuo over for a nice long game of punchies.

Also what if you chose blind pick or Team Builder? You don't know there is a Yasuo waiting for you in that match until the loading screen, so what if picking a Yasuo counter when Yasuo isn't even there causes you to be less effective against what you do have to duel in the lane?

Another thing is Yasuo's doing damage to Champions IS THE REASON HE IS A PAIN. Nobody cares that he has a slightly lesser effect on Minions. They are worried about when he starts diving at you to wreck your shit and that Keystone basically makes him discount Roronoa Zoro.

One Bind MorganaNov 25, 20152 votes

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Wind wall says high guys. Your magic projectiles are 60% meaningless now.

Meanwhile would like to invite over for a nice long game of punchies.

Also what if you chose blind pick or Team Builder? You don't know there is a Yasuo waiting for you in that match until the loading screen, so what if picking a Yasuo counter when Yasuo isn't even there causes you to be less effective against what you do have to duel in the lane?

Another thing is Yasuo's doing damage to Champions IS THE REASON HE IS A PAIN. Nobody cares that he has a slightly lesser effect on Minions. They are worried about when he starts diving at you to wreck your shit and that Keystone basically makes him discount Roronoa Zoro.

actually yasuo can kill rammus easily

97% bonus armour pen and massive lifesteal due to warlord's bloodlust says hi

FastAsHeckNov 25, 20153 votes

Yasuo will literally kill himself lol rammus will be at 1/3 HP at worse if both are full build and 1v1 without running

dr lichdeathNov 25, 20151 votes

nope 97% arpen love logic might be more if u add the correct runes and lets not forget yasuo has lots of dmg and lifesteal

KnoyleNov 25, 20152 votes

First, I would like to point out I am not counting runes because, honestly, they are not the same on every champ. I have yet to actually see anyone who actually stacks Armor Pen in runes myself (noticeably at least). So in order to get all that Armor pen wouldn't Yasuo have to sacrifice his crit to the point where warlord's bloodlust isn't enough to sustain him in blow against blow fight? There is also to take in account that Rammus' damage reflect is boosted by how much armor he is equipped with in magic damage. That's not yet counting the the reflect that Thornmail is giving him which damages back based on how much damage is being thrown at Rammus + a percentage of his armor. Then there is the fact that Rammus is dealing basic attack damage that is being boosted by his armor and if it's ready Tremor is going to be breaking Yasuo down too and Windwall isn't going to save him from that.

Lithium RosaNov 25, 20152 votes

Actually Yasuo is the only aa champion who can fuck Rammus up

Maximum MordeNov 25, 20157 votes

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Actually Yasuo is the only aa champion who can fuck Rammus up

I've literally never had this happen to me as Rammus. In fact I've 1v3d a Yasuo, Riven, and Jinx before and killed all three. With a little bit of AP to go with your armor, his ult alone can do enough damage to damn near kill a squishy if it's on them full duration.

The easiest way to absolutely bend Yasuo over a table with Rammus is to Powerball his ult. When he throws a tornado Powerball into it, when he ults you he clips your Powerball and gets interrupted and fucked in the ass as you then taunt tremor defensive ball curl. Generally he dies before taunt wears off at that point.

WheatloafNov 24, 201516 votes

Gonna be honest, there are a lot of champions I would hate if they were in almost every game I played. Yasuo just currently fits that description.

Smitty ManjensenNov 25, 20158 votes

Welcome brother, may the hate towards Yasuo flow through you.

SpecterVonBarenNov 25, 20156 votes

I love his voice though. Liam O' Brian's voice is a blessing this earth is not worthy of.

TransgressorNov 25, 20158 votes

The voice is nice, the script is AIDS.

HASAGI HASAGI HASAGI HASAGI SORYEGEDOON HASAGI.

He has a very varied range in his voice acting. He's done all kinds of great stuff.

One Bind MorganaNov 25, 20152 votes

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The voice is nice, the script is AIDS.

HASAGI HASAGI HASAGI HASAGI SORYEGEDOON HASAGI.

He has a very varied range in his voice acting. He's done all kinds of great stuff.

ASERYOOOOOOOO

TransgressorNov 25, 20152 votes

TRIGGERED

ClôudeNov 25, 20152 votes

This is only if you're not the one playing him. Otherwise he has some of my favorite lines in the game. "People keep running into my blade."

Left Hook LarryNov 25, 20156 votes

Looks this kid up.

Bronze - Check
Plays a cancerous champ himself (riven/jinx) - Check
Recently got shitted on the by champ hes complaining about - Check

Carry on buddy. Riot doesn't balance around trash though :)

Only Play DariusNov 25, 20155 votes

Leave Jinx out of this! [slayer-jinx-wink] [slayer-jinx-catface]

RikoZerameNov 25, 20159 votes

And you main Yasuo and Volibear, alongside having such poor reading comprehension that you have to crusade for your main the moment someone decides to blow off some steam about him.

C'mon, man, your last dozen or so posts have been exclusively yelling at anyone who dares to dislike Yasuo. People are allowed to be mad at a frustrating champ, as you yourself show by complaining about Shyvana (seriously?), Riven, Jinx, and Maokai (seriously!), among many, many others.

You don't need to post. Most of what you have posted adds nothing new to the discussion, and your particular posting attitude isn't going endear people who agree with you and it won't convince people who don't.

RocketRelmNov 24, 20155 votes

Poppy

Woook3rNov 24, 20151 votes

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whats this supposed to mean?

stabby himikoNov 24, 20151 votes

The new Poppy Ult will work with Yasuo's ult,so poppy can knock them far away,and yasuo can just ult them,and teleport to the ulted person.

EDIT: Yes i just realized after watching people play around with the ult. I'm sad.

RocketRelmNov 24, 20152 votes

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The new Poppy Ult will work with Yasuo's ult,so poppy can knock them far away,and yasuo can just ult them,and teleport to the ulted person.

I was actually referring to her W. The ult knock-up synergy when playing 'with' poppy is just a knock up synergy, there's lots of those.

Playing against Poppy however, will be an entirely different beast.

stabby himikoNov 24, 20152 votes

Oh right the anti-dash area

Celeste BenalNov 24, 20158 votes

True. But her W also stops him cold. And unlike Azir, its a basic ability not an ult.

IcyPepperNov 25, 20154 votes

The new Poppy Ult will work with Yasuo's ult,

Uh, doesn't the champion hit by Poppy's ult become untargetable tho? I believe that was mentioned on her rework page.

SettDownShutUpNov 25, 20155 votes

Didn't read, only saw title. +1

RikariNov 25, 20155 votes

I hate how his windwall is a better spell than Braums unbreakable.

WheatloafNov 24, 20154 votes

Poppy was reworked for people like you.

SirsirNov 24, 201536 votes

Poppy was reworked cuz she needed a rework. She got the W for people like him.

CasterGilgameshNov 25, 20154 votes

there are so many champions i hate with a passion some honorable mentions are every demacian champion.but my top champions i hate and give my blood to see removed permanently would be Thresh Fizz Yasuo MasterYi LeeSin Blitzcrank and especially this bastard....... Galio

RakvirNov 25, 20152 votes

Remove Galio...right...yeah, how about you pick a champ that has any one of the god-awful amounts of ways to interrupt his ult? Seriously, can someone please tally them all up?

I MAIN Galio but I don't get a chance to play him as much as I'd like to because of the whole 'mid or feed' teammates thing or enemy team has no AP or the enemy has so many silences, stuns, targeted taunts or displacement effects (knock-up, knock-back, pull-in....really hate Diana for that last one). Also, any sort of modified basic attacks which CAUSE one of the previously-mentioned (stun and knockup, but who wants to bet Riot will release a champion who does a knockback on their next basic attack?).

Galio is the least of anyone's worries, regardless of the MR buffs some items received. Starve him of gold, make him waste what little mana he has to work with and if he builds to sustain it (most do), abuse his cool downs which are mostly easy to predict where he is going to aim. I have to account for this and aim a little bit off just in case they do try to do this but just by enough so it at least clips them.

Also, if enemy picks Galio, do not, do NOT pick a champ that uses DoT effects. My last game prior to posting this had a Malzahar and a Teemo. I didn't die even ONCE and our Soraka was disconnected for the first half of the match so I honestly expected bot lane to come mid and wreck me, especially since they had a Lee Sin jungler who could have cut off my escape if I let myself go too far out.

They tried but I tanked everything like a boss and Mal kept DoT'ing me like an idiot so I could heal up enough to scurry back to my turret. This happened at least 8 times.

This is why you plan your team around your enemy's.

Only Play DariusNov 25, 20152 votes

Why hate MasterYi ?

He's kind of like Katarina in that he only does one thing but does that one thing extremely well, but he's useless to his team more often than not.

ZonkmanNov 25, 20153 votes

He might have a windwall but have you tried slicing the wind?

EboksbaNov 25, 20153 votes

Here lies a broken and sad man. Many of us have at one point or another found a direct player-counter specific champion that will plague you personally no matter what you play, and it will haunt you your entire life. I pray that you will be able to face Yasuo and devastate him wherever you go.