Riot is doing a GREAT job!

Hey Riot, since you guys only really seem to show any amount of care when people tell you what a great job you're doing, (Like how Trump only reads reports as long as he's mentioned in them) I thought I'd tell you what a GREAT job you're doing!

I think it's GREAT that solo skill doesn't matter anymore. After all, the players have no control over the team they get, so whether they win or lose is exactly like playing a slot machine in Vegas, except you don't win money and it takes 20-25 minutes. And have you seen how popular slot machines are in Vegas? Obviously, that's an excellent thing to copy.

I think it's GREAT that you make the game so snowbally that it's impossible to come back. I mean, why would you want to reward skill and strategy? That would just encourage people to think and players are far more likely to give up their money if they don't think about it too much.

I think it's GREAT that you've made damage so high that pro players have become risk averse and low rated players die within seconds. I mean, it's fun to die so quickly that you can't react. Reacting requires thought and who wants that?

Great job, Riot! You guys are doing amazingly, bigly things! Your balance is on point! Your priorities are healthy for the game! Anyone who criticizes your game is just jealous of your success! Whatever you do, DO NOT listen to anyone, but yourselves and people who say good things about you!