Why do melee players always act like such victims?

fuffychan··9 votes·1,027 views

They have more cc, more damage, lower mana costs, lower cooldowns, higher base stats, higher movespeed, more mobility, more powerful items and are more tank.

Yet I always see them crying about ranged champions "wah wahh he autod me in lane!!!1@" "there abusing MY items!!#@" "i charged in 1v5 and died, wtf roit NERff!"

Also they are higher on the winrate charts. But go ahead, cry some more.

42 Comments

ChaddyFantome14 votes

They have more cc,

False

more damage,

blatantly false

lower mana costs,

Do you even melee champion?

lower cooldowns,

Also false.

higher base stats,

Depends on the melee champion.

higher movespeed,

what correlation is there between ranged and melee in terms of movement speed? It doesn't exist.

more mobility,

Blatantly False.

more powerful items

This is just you lying to yourself at this point.

and are more tank.

  • pretending Ranged champs can't opt into tank items.
Pierce The Veal8 votes

Was about to post exactly this.

GULAG 4 U4 votes

Fuffychan should just get permabanned. He doesn't really insult anyone, but he says shit just to bait people into flamewars and constantly spews retarded nonsense.

Dasdi9611 votes

Why do adcs act like such victims? "wah wah an assassin 1 shot me" "wah a melee 1v1d me because I stood in melee range auto attacking them" "i tried to 1v5 and died, wtf rito NERF"

fuffychan1 votes

"wah wah Draven can 1v5 he has infinite lifesteal nerffff!!!@"

Essychu7 votes

because everything melees get as of items is being ruined by ranged champs.

every single thing.

lethality was for us, and guess who ruined it? adcs and that filthy cockroach quinn.

bork was ruined by adcs.

even fucking MAW was ruined by adcs.

they shit on melees in laning and then scale up regardless and do insane amounts of damage with utility as well as tankiness.

lucian with fucking ninja tabis .

FUCK OFF.

why should i, a fed riven have to work harder to kill some idiot on lucian with no positioning?

why should i have to spend so much time on a champ with no other resistances but a black cleaver ( which adcs ruined as well) and ninja tabis?

its not fair and riot doesnt learn.

they keep making these items both melee/ranged and then regret that decision.

fuck ranged champions.

fuffychan1 votes

Youre exactly who Im talking about.

What makes it "ruined" because someone else uses it?

You probably get mad irl if someone of a different race drinks the same coffee as you. Get out of here.

Essychu9 votes

uses it?

you mean ABUSES it.

me not liking adcs ruining items makes me a racist IRL.

get your ass off that smurf account and show us your bronze 5 lucian 1 trick main.

miss me with that shit.

fuffychan1 votes

What is the difference?

Your "logic" sounds exactly like the logic of a racist irl. So yes.

Essychu8 votes

you're proving me right in every way.

not only are you an awful troll but you're one of those children that like to downvote every comment against the person arguing with them to give them that little "ego boost" that they so desire.

consider this shit closed.

go bother someone else little boy.

fuffychan1 votes

AHAHAHAHA thanks for proving my thread right.

someones triggereddd

Essychu6 votes

not really lol...

you're a low elo adc main with nothing better to do in his/her/ITS life.

GULAG 4 U1 votes

Its

lmao

VoraciousX2 votes

{quoted}

Youre exactly who Im talking about.

What makes it "ruined" because someone else uses it?

You probably get mad irl if someone of a different race drinks the same coffee as you. Get out of here.

What makes it ruined is ADCs use it better, and then get the item(not the ADC) nerfed for it. Let's not forget that ADCs are MEANT TO BE SQUISHY and most of the items they abuse have resistances attached. Except for Lethality(aside from Edge of Night), but Lethality was meant for the very class made to kill ADCs, but then ADCs started using it to kill assassins and everything else(including tanks because they get more auto attacks than a melee champion on most occasions).

You're also wrong about more damage. Quinn gets a mini trinity force proc after every ability on a target pretty much, Vayne can burst a squishy faster than an assassin, as can Twitch. ADCs have the strongest damage in the game. It just takes them a bit to get it. Crit is the most powerful item type in the game. You literally have one item that can cause you to double your damage when you crit.

PhDs Nuts2 votes

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because everything melees get as of items is being ruined by ranged champs.

every single thing.

lethality was for us, and guess who ruined it? adcs and that filthy cockroach quinn.

bork was ruined by adcs.

even fucking MAW was ruined by adcs.

they shit on melees in laning and then scale up regardless and do insane amounts of damage with utility as well as tankiness.

lucian with fucking ninja tabis .

FUCK OFF.

why should i, a fed riven have to work harder to kill some idiot on lucian with no positioning?

why should i have to spend so much time on a champ with no other resistances but a black cleaver ( which adcs ruined as well) and ninja tabis?

its not fair and riot doesnt learn.

they keep making these items both melee/ranged and then regret that decision.

fuck ranged champions.

Pretty sure every single thing you listed except BoRK was also ruined by Zed and Talon.

And a fed Riven doesn't have to work at all to kill an ADC with bad positioning. That's why it's bad positioning. She has to work to kill an ADC with good positioning, but she still deletes them instantly.

Essychu2 votes

summoner 3

rtbf2216514124 votes

Because most melee champions can kite. There is Singed Singed Singed and Singed Also Singed and did I forget about Singed ? No but seriously.

[slayer-jinx-unamused]

fuffychan1 votes

I dont get it.

rtbf2216514125 votes

{quoted}

I dont get it.

Maybe there is only one melee champion that can kite?

AlienPrimate4 votes

DrMundo Chogath Gangplank Gragas Khazix Maokai Olaf Poppy TahmKench Taric Yorick Zed

rtbf2216514122 votes

{quoted}

DrMundo Chogath Gangplank Gragas Khazix Maokai Olaf Poppy TahmKench Taric Yorick Zed

Since when does everyone except mundo kite?

How does a Zed and Taric kite?

Gragas is an off-tank man. Barrels take time. Etc.

AlienPrimate1 votes

Going from left to right: Cleavers, spikes, barrels, barrels, spikes, saplings, axes, ground slam, tongue, stun, flask toss/wall, shuriken

rtbf2216514121 votes

{quoted}

Going from left to right: Cleavers, spikes, barrels, barrels, spikes, saplings, axes, ground slam, tongue, stun, flask toss/wall, shuriken

As if all of that is actually as reliable as singed kiting.

fuffychan2 votes

Im getting no comments because everyone agrees with me right?

Irelia Bot15 votes

I don't think anyone can take you seriously.

Pierce The Veal10 votes

[{quoted}](name=Irelia Bot,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=wHlPif6L,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2017-06-03T21:44:50.745+0000)

I don't think anyone can take you seriously.

This.

fuffychan1 votes

Oh look downvotes from the very people I was talking about.

Do you have anything useful to prove me wrong or...?

Sasogwa6 votes

{quoted}

Oh look downvotes from the very people I was talking about.

Do you have anything useful to prove me wrong or...?

Do you even logic bro? In an argumentation you have to prove yourself, not others have to prove the random shit you say is wrong.

Big Lincoln2 votes

never thought about it that way...

AlienPrimate2 votes

I don't see why people have a problem. If pretty much any melee champion gets close to any ranged champion, the melee champ will crush them. I personally hate playing ranged champions other than Swain and the occasional Heimerdinger because I feel that if I get so much as a paper cut I will bleed to death.

fuffychan1 votes

Exactly this. Ranged champions are made of paper and every melee has dash moves and cc and instantly destroy them. This guy gets it.

Essychu3 votes

a fed melee vs a fed lucian with ninja tabis/ cleaver will survive way longer than he should be lol.

AlienPrimate2 votes

When is the last time you saw a full build Lucian survive a full build Tryndamere, Olaf, Aatrox, Fiora, Yasuo, Master Yi, Garen, J4, Riven, Xin Zhao, or Warwick attack for more than 3 seconds without the help of a teammate who can peel for him?

ADC builds full AD and they have 1900 HP and 300 AD.

Melee champion builds full AD and they have 2300 HP and 500 AD. There is a pretty clear difference.

Essychu2 votes

???????????????????

ive seen that multiple times as well as EXPERIENCED it..

lucian with bc ninja tabis has a good while to survive a 1v1 with any champ other than zed .

GULAG 4 U1 votes

And ADCS do the shit the champions you mentioned from 500 or more units away?

AlienPrimate1 votes

They can only stay 500 or more units away with the help of their team. Alone they can't do anything. With a few exceptions like Tristana and Vayne, ADC's can't keep fighters and assassins off of themselves. If they have a meat shield in front of them then yes, they are strong. If they get caught out, they will almost always die in a 1v1 unless they are fed.

Rexxiee2 votes

I think its funny when bruiser players come and cry about how adcs are abusing their balanced botrk, when botrk was reworked to be mainly an ADC Item, so its actually melees abusing an adc item, it should be ranged only.

Also buff adcs.

Anonagon2 votes

Because the devs abandoned the mechanics that make it a fun competitive game in its sequels, and insist on it being a party game rather than anything competitive, to the extent that they once tried to prevent it from being played in tournaments

Hallbuster1 votes

Ranged beats melee every time.

Subject 51 votes

Would you like to 1v1 mid as a strict Melee vs my champion pool of ranged casters and ADC's? I can show ya the disadvantage but OP is ludicrously appalling to believe that such a person even exists.

AlienPrimate1 votes

Before Galio was reworked, playing a melee in mid lane is all I played and I almost never lost lane with him. The only 3 match ups I can think of that I ever lost outside of being outskilled by a much better player were Zed, Yasuo, and Varus.

Acausality1 votes

by melee, you must have forgot the "assassin" characters.

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