You know who wins every game league game?

Salt is not a person, therefore your statement is incorrect.

I was expecting you to say the premade team, but this is also true.

i was about to say Riot Games, because every game played is more people using their product and hopefully completing microtransactions

I love to tilt people. <3

Saying EZ after I kill the enemy.

You know what wins every game would be more accurate so people don't troll you xD

The potatoe chip companies. Or whatever snack you need to eat to help cope

That was sadly predictable