Everybody's arguing about Dynamic Q vs Solo Q...

TotalJerk··1 votes·307 views

And I just want ADC Darius out of my fucking promo matches. I just want a top laner that wont flame me when I tell them to go tanky after going 0/3 in lane. I just want my jungler to not pick Master Yi when we have a Zed mid and Quinn top. I just want someone who wont blatantly and deliberately ignore my pings. I just want teammates who don't get an attitude when I ask why nobody has bought a pink ward, then obstinately continue not buying them.

I just want to not have to spend half my games making up LP for bullshit. This is why Dunkey quit.

6 Comments

TruckFump20161 votes

I feel it

5 AD bronze team comps op

Eedat1 votes

Instantly blames the jungler for not picking a tank and not support or top.

The life of a jungler. Always blame the Jungler. Always.

TotalJerk1 votes

This was in reference to the fact that literally every time we get a fighter on my team, everyone makes the mistake of assuming we have a tank, then when the game starts, that fighter 8/10 times will go full AD/on-hit.

BluePolarizer1 votes
  1. improve your mechanics
  2. get better at making decisions

I also don't see many tank games on your record. Try playing those if you are worried about not having a tank in your games.

TotalJerk1 votes

I tried to play a tank, but my entire team declared AD champions, and wouldn't change when I complained, so I decided to pick Vel'Koz support. Note that the Aatrox rushed Black Cleaver and Death's dance. I've genuinely fucking given up on taking this game seriously, anymore. It's fucking soul sucking and the only way I can enjoy it seems to be to care as little as everyone else seems to. Despite the fact that I have to dodge 3 matches a day I still see people attempting to play Garen support.

TotalJerk1 votes

Also, your advice is hilariously fucking generic. Regardless, "improving my mechanics" wont get Nidalee top out of my games.

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