I know this is being picky, but after every patch

Could we not reset my volumes so that my ears don't hemorrhage every time I open my client or start a game? This is kind of a "kidding, not kidding" post. It scares the shit out of me every time we have a patch because 2-3 weeks is just enough time for me to get used to the volume I normally keep the game. Then I open the client after a patch and it sounds like a F-4 is taking off on my ear drum. Could we reset the values to like... 50% and not 100%?