To the players complaining about their ranked placements.
Man and shut the fuck up.
I hear you constantly brag about how much of a smurf you are and how good you are with Yasuo and how hard you can carry a team, but the instant things don't go your way by even a slight amount, missing one fucking minion or getting ganked by the jungler that fails even before he has a chance to enter the lane, you turn into the biggest pussy on the fucking planet.
In reality, you are nothing but a little Nancy BITCH. If you had even a thousandth of the skill you claim to have, you'd be able to climb the fucking ladder to your supposedly deserved Platinum or Diamond before the week is out.
Shut the fuck up about your delusions and get out, or throw yourself onto my sword so I can use your gold to do what you never could do in a quintillion eons.