To the players complaining about their ranked placements.

Lost R··8 votes·697 views

Man and shut the fuck up.

I hear you constantly brag about how much of a smurf you are and how good you are with Yasuo and how hard you can carry a team, but the instant things don't go your way by even a slight amount, missing one fucking minion or getting ganked by the jungler that fails even before he has a chance to enter the lane, you turn into the biggest pussy on the fucking planet.

In reality, you are nothing but a little Nancy BITCH. If you had even a thousandth of the skill you claim to have, you'd be able to climb the fucking ladder to your supposedly deserved Platinum or Diamond before the week is out.

Shut the fuck up about your delusions and get out, or throw yourself onto my sword so I can use your gold to do what you never could do in a quintillion eons.

13 Comments

18 NAKED COWB0YS5 votes

sounds like a low elo rant towards players better than him for no reason.

ThreeSpankMan4 votes

stfu raging kid

BIackfox3 votes

You sound like The exact low elo person you are describing by how mad you are getting for no reason. I can see you yelling at your teammates every game saying it's their fault you cannot climb and not yours.

Lost R1 votes

On the contrary, I usually get shoved into Bronze 5 at the beginning of the season regardless of my performance, and then I spend a weekend getting all the way to the higher echelon of silver. If you are a halfway competent support, you shoot up the ranked ladder.

BIackfox1 votes

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On the contrary, I usually get shoved into Bronze 5 at the beginning of the season regardless of my performance, and then I spend a weekend getting all the way to the higher echelon of silver. If you are a halfway competent support, you shoot up the ranked ladder.

Oh sorry, my dearest apologizes, I totally forgot silver is high elo.

TyrekGoldenspear2 votes

Apology accepted.

It's a common mistake. But Silver is nothing compared to the ultimate rank of Unranked.

Lost R1 votes

My point is if I can do it, other people can do it.

TyrekGoldenspear1 votes

I know.

I just like to poke trolls to get them to quit messing with people.

Prince Satan1 votes

He is silver 2. Of course he has to mention Yasuo.

xomp1 votes

HOLY SHIT OP IS EDGY AF!!!

I bet there is a minimum of ATLEAST 10 Monster Energy Drinks in his backpack at ANY given time!!

Fucken SAVAGE!!

Unstoppable Monk1 votes

The plants are clearly holding them back and not the illusion that they aren't skilled at all with abusing keystone / item imbalances.

Tyrant Morgana1 votes

Hm, i admit there is truth behind your rant, but you could have used a finer art of writing words...

I think in lower ELO every player now and then runs into the kind of player you describe. "I carry you" - gives firstblood 3min in game, then starts ranting, feeding, leaving.

Just Blame Jenny1 votes

Ranks are pretty volatile right now due to the hard reset (or rather, complete lack of baseline for flex queue). Initial placement doesn't necessarily mean much. I've seen a lot of high elo players get placed way lower than they usually do -- and vise versa -- already.

The question is not where you get placed. It's whether you can climb after the fact. This has been the case in every season before, though it's a bit exacerbated now due to the newness of flex queue.

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