Funny chat I just had with an Assassin main

IP Masquerena·Apr 29, 2019·6 votes·1,271 views

So, I had 2 M7 tokens on Quinn, so I decided to play her and try get my 3rd, and was put against a Talon on top lane, fair enough, I got my token, but as you probably know by now (or at least some of you), I love keeping funny chats I had with opponents, and this one, well, this one has a special place and I'm sure a lot of you will love it just as well as I do.

: "WTF IS THAT CHAMP" : "?" : "You kill me way too fast, there's no counter play" : "Oh, so you only know how to play as an Assassin, not against them" : "Well then, let me teach you a thing or two" : "Broken OP champ, champs shouldn't be allowed to kill so fast with no counter play"

I don't know about you guys, but the irony in him as he's a Talon main is just....wonderful.

10 Comments

EedatApr 29, 20198 votes

Scripted af

Tahminatrix Apr 30, 20191 votes

Ya but I don't think we should just assum--……..we cant just downvo-....atleast ask him for evide-....

(Gullible intensifies)

IP MasquerenaApr 30, 20191 votes

There's my match history, the Talon's B4.

But then again, these are the LoL boards, if it was Zed instead of a Talon, I'd be swimming in upvotes, but if it's not something from their circlejerk squad, it's fake.

The irony in this place is as big as the one Talon had.

EedatApr 30, 20191 votes

This board is a massive anti-assassin circlejerk. I said scripted af because I've played with a whole lot of salty lol players and exactly zero of them typed like that

IP MasquerenaMay 1, 20191 votes

The reason why I made the thread is because it surprised me as well.

ZephyrDrakeApr 30, 20195 votes

Funny chat you had with yourself

SuicidePlankApr 30, 20193 votes

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Funny chat you had with yourself

Just like I have sex!

IP MasquerenaApr 30, 20191 votes

You did bother to check my match history, didn't you?

Talon died at 2 mins, dies again at 4 mins, another at 7, I get ganked by his duo, Hecarim, I die but take Hecarim with me at 10 mins, Kennen ganks and dies at at around 11 mins with Talon dying again at 14.

The guy is B4. How he ended versus me? No idea, but if you think low elo players won't pull any sort of excuse for themselves, then I pity you. For a vast majority of lower elos, something's fair only when they do it.