According to Zed....

IP Masquerena··42 votes·13,783 views

.....you're cheating if you don't build only recommended items and in the order in which Riot placed them.

Zed dies in a 1v1 Zed: "Enjoy your ban" Vi (me): "What for? Out playing you?" Zed: "Cheating" Veigar: "LOOOOOOOOL" Vi: "The hell you talking about?" Zed: "You bought Guardian Angel and it's not your last item, the rules say you can only buy it as last item" Vi: "Zed, I don't care about your silly rules, this is ranked and I here to win" Zed: "They aren't my rules, they are Riot's rules and you broke them, enjoy your ban cheater"

Note: He did not break my GA in that 1v1, he ulted me, I Q him as he lands, ult him back and he dies.

Tho technically, even by his rules I wasn't cheating as we won right after so I didn't got buy other items thus making it my last item.

63 Comments

Silly Neeko19 votes

I mean.... im pretty sure he was joking and trolling you there. XD

IP Masquerena13 votes

At how vocal he was (That's just part of the chat) I doubt he was trolling.

He was a newish player so maybe he really believed that. Silver all has all sorts of people after all.

Anu3isII2 votes

A lot of people are like that. I remember tons of people shit talking me because I was building Tank items on ARURF when they mostly dealt only one type of Damage. They couldn't even think about doing the same thing...

Doopliss71 votes

building tank or support in urf is pretty lame though.[sg-ahri-3]

Anu3isII1 votes

Not Tank, just one Tank item in general. For example, I had one game where an enemy Kha cried that I build Tank items when I really only had item 3742 . People always cry when they can't one-shot you. Even some allies were spamming me when I built item 3742 on Evelynn as a third or fourth item.

It may be lame for you, but I had fun with it. If you think one-shoting people is the only way to have fun, then you are dead wrong.

Malix Farwin1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Silly Neeko,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=EchuIFJ6,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2019-04-04T08:51:26.645+0000)

I mean.... im pretty sure he was joking and trolling you there. XD

You are grossly overestimating the league community.

Düff McWhalen1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Silly Neeko,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=EchuIFJ6,comment-id=0001,timestamp=2019-04-04T08:51:26.645+0000)

I mean.... im pretty sure he was joking and trolling you there. XD

That was way too sincere to be trolling.

WeaselRune1 votes

Statistically half the population is below average intelligence... so when someone says something stupid... just assume theyre stupid.

I once had a player furiously pinging my item 3009 and even pinned the reason we were losing on me having them...

We won... I had a better KDA, and more damage than the numbskull ADC tiltO'whirle-table-flipping-balls-out-hyper-raging (TM) at me as sup.... as we were winning I spam pinged my boots....

People are dumb, and honestly I want to believe people are joking a lot of the time... Ive just had it proven to me that they are dumb af so many times I had to stop hoping it was a joke... Its like learning Santa isnt real. Hurts, but these fantasies cant last forever.

letsfeedtogether9 votes

Why should you care? This post is pointless

IP Masquerena8 votes

I had a good laugh and wanted to share.

letsfeedtogether2 votes

Well. Ya... i got to admit. it is funny

LTK KoRo2 votes

you should post on memes & games then, or GD. Now you're just catering to the anti-zed circlejerk (which is huge enough anyway)

Cotten Eyed Joe2 votes

And makes us Zed mains cry as we see anyone with a decent opinion get downvoted to oblivion over the hivemind that is

Zed = broken.

IP Masquerena1 votes

Right now he's strong, but the main issue is how annoying to fight he is.

He's the only assassin who doesn't have to get close and personal unless it's to last hit you (and depending on how fed he is, sometimes not even to last hit you) and the only one that can go from deffesinse positioning far back to full all in without notice.

Then again, Shen was right, he was so weak he had to seek forbidden power and now he uses his shadows to fight his battles like a coward.

Cotten Eyed Joe1 votes

???? Only assassin that doesn't have to get close to you.

Talon W

Fizz R

Zed always has to get close enough to R you. Otherwise he deals no damage. He can't go from defensive to full all in because then he uses his W and therefore can't get close to you in order to ult. No assassin can. You've never played as Zed so you really can't whine about him being a strong assassin. Ask any Zed main. While the recent Q buffs have made him better, he still feels and plays like shit. Talon shits on him, Fizz shits on him, Leblanc shits on him. Even fucking kassadin. A laner which you should win easily as he is based off of anti-ap. His combo early deals more than you do early.

IP Masquerena1 votes

Typical Zed main.

No offence but tracking sites have him on S tier, analityst have him in S tier, everyone knows it, so if you think those guys beat Zed so hard, maybe you should practice him a bit more.

I played Zed in normals a few time, I just don't like how cowardly he plays for an assassin.

And I find the hypocrisy on the boards to be hilarious. Zed has 18s cool down on W if he hits E with it, and people say it's a long time you have to punish him, but Akali's W in on a 22s cool down and it starts after the ability experies, not on cast and people cried "it's not enough time to punish her without a jungler". If a longer cool down ability is not enough time to solo punish, how is Zed's lower cool down enough? Hypocrisy, that's how.

If you put any other assassin on the back foot, they can't engage, Zed's engage range is 1325. If you stay that far from Zed, I don't think one of you has to worry, either you are too far and he free farms and kills you later or he is too far and gets behind. Yes, he won't get to have W for damage, but if he uses it to get in range then he probably doesn't need it as he either has jungle help, you're too low to matter or he's strong enough not to need it. All in doesn't mean to go 100-0 one shot, it means to throw everything on the table and go for the kill, the enemy doesn't have to have full hp.

Talon needs to get close to you to proc his passive. Yes, the W hurts by itself bit you can dodge it fully or part of it, and with good positioning, force him to chose between you or the creeps. If Fizz hits R, he has to go in.

Zed? Can just poke from range, due to the low cool down, huge 900 range and no cost on his Q he doesn't need to worry about choosing to poke you or hit the creeps like Talon does. And yes, Q spam has no cost as the cool down is enough for his energy to refill.

Also his poke range is 1600 and his Q alone is longer than many other abilities and auto attack ranges and throwing it when people go to last hit forces them to either lose the cs or take the damage.

Don't try to defend Zed at the moment saying he's weak, as every stat we currently have contradict you.

Cotten Eyed Joe1 votes

And I find the hypocrisy on the boards to be hilarious. Zed has 18s cool down on W if he hits E with it, and people say it's a long time you have to punish him, but Akali's W in on a 22s cool down and it starts after the ability experies, not on cast and people cried "it's not enough time to punish her without a jungler". If a longer cool down ability is not enough time to solo punish, how is Zed's lower cool down enough? Hypocrisy, that's how.

the thing is that the shroud gives Akali so much more utility than Zed's W. You can't argue between two different spells that are used in completely different ways. The reason Akali's shroud is so oppresive is because of the fact that it gives extra movement speed to Akali, and allows her to weave inbetween opponents and get close without them knowing where you are. She pops out, Q's, goes into shadow, pops out again to auto, then disappears again, all within the span of 2 seconds. Zed's W doesn't offer that kind of trading. Zed's W is used more for squirmishes while Akali's is used more for teamfights.

If you put any other assassin on the back foot, they can't engage, Zed's engage range is 1325. If you stay that far from Zed, I don't think one of you has to worry, either you are too far and he free farms and kills you later or he is too far and gets behind. Yes, he won't get to have W for damage, but if he uses it to get in range then he probably doesn't need it as he either has jungle help, you're too low to matter or he's strong enough not to need it. All in doesn't mean to go 100-0 one shot, it means to throw everything on the table and go for the kill, the enemy doesn't have to have full hp.

Zed's basic combo uses a lot of energy. Early on, W duration is long enough to sustain simply one E and one Q press. After that, his W becomes essentially useless and now Zed can't fight back besides autoing for the next 5 seconds. Also Zed's engage range? What does that even mean? His W only goes forward 650 units. A lot less that 1350. I don't even see how you got 1350. Thats longer that a fully charged Xerath Q. The rest of your argument doesn't even make sense. If the reason you're finding Zed so bad because he has jungle help, then thats not the champions fault lmao.

Talon needs to get close to you to proc his passive. Yes, the W hurts by itself bit you can dodge it fully or part of it, and with good positioning, force him to chose between you or the creeps. If Fizz hits R, he has to go in.

Zed? Can just poke from range, due to the low cool down, huge 900 range and no cost on his Q he doesn't need to worry about choosing to poke you or hit the creeps like Talon does. And yes, Q spam has no cost as the cool down is enough for his energy to refill.

Ah yes. The old "ZEds bRoKEN bECaUSE hE cAn dEAL dAMaGE FROM FAr"

Well in Talon's case, the champion itself is a lot easier to play than Zed first of all. And Talon isn't a poke assassin. He's an all in assassin that does it very well. And you can dodge W yes. Just like how you can dodge Zed's Q's. And a Talon that constantly W's the wave means his trading is going to be really bad. If Fizz R hits, he doesn't have to go in.

Zed once again has 900 range on a Q that is a narrow hit box. Easy to dodge. Low cooldown only happens in late game and unlike mana champions, energy bar doesn't get bigger. So after a basic w-e-q, he has no energy now. And yeah he does have to choose. If a Q hits a minion before a champion, the damage is reduced drastically. And Zed often farms with Q because he is poked down, so yeah, he does actually have to choose. Just like Talon. Weird how that works huh?

Also his poke range is 1600 and his Q alone is longer than many other abilities and auto attack ranges and throwing it when people go to last hit forces them to either lose the cs or take the damage.

Don't try to defend Zed at the moment saying he's weak, as every stat we currently have contradict you.

his poke range first of all at ,max range is 1550. Secondly, that doesn't factor in the fact that if you do throw your Q at max range with a W, only one will hit as you'll be too far back. This only is used to secure a kill. Normally, you don;t poke like this cause it wastes your W and Q as well as half your energy bar.

Don't try to prove Zed's broken if you haven't even played him and are only using stats to determine a champion's strength.

IP Masquerena1 votes

Eh, I posted in gameplay because there are people who actually think that about items.

Had a co-worker who was B5 for 5 seasons straight and now is Iron 4 who thinks that way as well.

Land Dreugh1 votes

{quoted}

Why should you care? This post is pointless

Are you by any chance a Zed main?

letsfeedtogether1 votes

i actually never play zed.

Cotten Eyed Joe2 votes

Yes, lets all just call people Zed mains if they have a different opinion from you

nelogis9 votes

disgusting cheaters like you make this game unplayable, It is unacceptable that Riot let's little kids like you ruin the experience of others

/s

Daddy Ants4 votes

People think the Recommended items is the actual way to build the champ.

That's just a sore case of an uneducated player who autopilot builds whats suggested.

Takes a few minutes to look for proper builds for a champion but people are just lazy.

Cotten Eyed Joe2 votes

Sometimes recommended items are okay.

But when they say to build BoTRK on Yi second item.

Or to go BoTRK on Nocturne.

That's fucked up man.

Vlada Cut1 votes

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People think the Recommended items is the actual way to build the champ.

That's just a sore case of an uneducated player who autopilot builds whats suggested.

Takes a few minutes to look for proper builds for a champion but people are just lazy.

IKR?! Many low elo Vayne noobs think Vayne is meta cause she is broken but don't end up building item 3124 cause it's not a recommended item.

iDarkWind3 votes

According to a player in the same rank as me*

That stupid title was just for farm up some upvotes or what, it has nothing to with the champion itself.

IP Masquerena2 votes

Is it my fault that he was playing Zed?

Zed is strong, popular and edgy, of course he'll garner an iffy player base.

Cotten Eyed Joe2 votes

More like its cause youre playing on EUNE. That server gets memed so hard

RebeccaUCuber3 votes

Zed mains u.u

Craft Zeppelin2 votes

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IP Masquerena5 votes

Fun fact: Most Zed mains are Yasuo mains as well.

There's not one Zed that I played against recently who didn't had both Zed and Yasuo in his top 3 most played.

Tho not all Yasuo mains are Zed mains.

Chembaron Yamada1 votes

Well, many people who are drawn to the ninja thematic obviously will also enjoy the samurai thematic. That's to be expected.

Cotten Eyed Joe2 votes

As a Zed main, I can confirm that I also main Yasuo. However its mainly cause it looks cool.

IAmTheLego2 votes

I remember getting flamed by an enemy Fiddlesricks in the mid for stomping him...

He was all "report Vel'Koz" and such and calling me unbalanced while he doesn't even know how Vel'Koz works and also Fiddlesticks mid isn't really effective especially vs a vel...

This sort of mindset is so...unbelievable and delusional. I even saw a post in boards about some guy saying he reports every players simply for playing Akali. Whether if enemy or ally, good or bad, and even win or lose.

I wish i was with you in that match so I could have seen this...It's comedy gold!

hrooza dota 1 votes

same for me from a thresh top lane while i was playing mage neeko top (will i queue mid but my renekton wanted a swap with me to fight the riven mid) he was complaining about my champion while playing a support on top lane :X

IAmTheLego1 votes

[{quoted}](name=hrooza dota ,realm=EUNE,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=EchuIFJ6,comment-id=00060000,timestamp=2019-04-04T13:52:09.669+0000)

same for me from a thresh top lane while i was playing mage neeko top (will i queue mid but my renekton wanted a swap with me to fight the riven mid) he was complaining about my champion while playing a support on top lane :X

While Thresh top is a thing (i think? usually you have to go AD or AP when playing Thresh top), Neeko is quite a good counter vs Thresh. Again, i think.

I also had a match where my ally Annie was vs a WW mid. You can guess what happened next...even the enemy team were like "wtf"

hrooza dota 1 votes

you can say so, or at least if thresh tries to combo me i just R inside his R and fight him to win easily, i know thresh is playable to a decree in solo lanes but i think its a way to hinder yourself unless the match up favor you a lot .

annie vs WW sound like survival game mode for that WW

IAmTheLego2 votes

[{quoted}](name=hrooza dota ,realm=EUNE,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=EchuIFJ6,comment-id=0006000000000000,timestamp=2019-04-04T14:59:11.984+0000)

you can say so, or at least if thresh tries to combo me i just R inside his R and fight him to win easily, i know thresh is playable to a decree in solo lanes but i think its a way to hinder yourself unless the match up favor you a lot .

annie vs WW sound like survival game mode for that WW

Oh she stomped him to the point that whenever WW respawn and went back to lane, he dies. Annie didn't even need the jungler.

The tilt was real to the point he said "report Annie" and that's when shit went stupid. This mindset is so cringe.

IP Masquerena1 votes

My most favourite legit stomp was Quinn vs Tryndamere, tho for that game let's call him Feedamere as he wanted to cosplay Yasuo and had a 0-20 power spike. The poor guy had 5 cs at 20 mins. Wouldn't dare come close to me and just for the extra taunt I froze the lane in front of his tower.

Tho the best rage inducing ones were vs a Garen as Twitch, a Kayle (old) and Yasuo as Taliyah.

Garen: "Ok Mickey Mouse, you pulled that level 2 gank on me, but if you come again I'll kill you" Garen dies to another gank Garen: *You and your friend Pluto asked for it, I'll kill you both"

3rd time the respawn timer Twitch: "You were saying?" Garen: "xxxx xxxx rat xxxx"

(I was duo with Nasus)

Kayle: "Camper" Taliyah: "I'm not camping, you're free ganks" Kayle: "And you're not playing fair, a good jungler doesn't camp" Taliyah: "Maybe, but the rest don't need me right now" 4 Kayle death later Taliyah: "Having fun? I sure am" Kayle: " F U. I've carried more games as Kayle than you ever played and I would've carried this one as well if you played fair"

(Taliyah jg was such a fun thing)

Yasuo was interesting as he had no good text, just crying how Taliyah mid is OP and riot needs to nerf her because he can't dash without dying. He would use W to block autos, so hitting a full Q on him was free.

I kinda don't want to leave Silver because there's so many interesting people here.

IAmTheLego1 votes

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My most favourite legit stomp was Quinn vs Tryndamere, tho for that game let's call him Feedamere as he wanted to cosplay Yasuo and had a 0-20 power spike. The poor guy had 5 cs at 20 mins. Wouldn't dare come close to me and just for the extra taunt I froze the lane in front of his tower.

Tho the best rage inducing ones were vs a Garen as Twitch, a Kayle (old) and Yasuo as Taliyah.

Garen: "Ok Mickey Mouse, you pulled that level 2 gank on me, but if you come again I'll kill you" Garen dies to another gank Garen: *You and your friend Pluto asked for it, I'll kill you both"

3rd time the respawn timer Twitch: "You were saying?" Garen: "xxxx xxxx rat xxxx"

(I was duo with Nasus)

Kayle: "Camper" Taliyah: "I'm not camping, you're free ganks" Kayle: "And you're not playing fair, a good jungler doesn't camp" Taliyah: "Maybe, but the rest don't need me right now" 4 Kayle death later Taliyah: "Having fun? I sure am" Kayle: " F U. I've carried more games as Kayle than you ever played and I would've carried this one as well if you played fair"

(Taliyah jg was such a fun thing)

Yasuo was interesting as he had no good text, just crying how Taliyah mid is OP and riot needs to nerf her because he can't dash without dying. He would use W to block autos, so hitting a full Q on him was free.

I kinda don't want to leave Silver because there's so many interesting people here.

Camping is unfair?? What the fuck...

IP Masquerena1 votes

Well, how it started was she was level 1, almost killed Malphite but since I started Blue I was close and ganked, got first blood, went to take scuttler, she TPs near my tower to try and finish Malphite so I do a return gank, then the fun started.

Guess she never got ganked like that before.

Players can be so tilted when they get camped as it makes them feel personally targeted. Which I was actually doing after killing her that 2nd time.

IAmTheLego1 votes

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Well, how it started was she was level 1, almost killed Malphite but since I started Blue I was close and ganked, got first blood, went to take scuttler, she TPs near my tower to try and finish Malphite so I do a return gank, then the fun started.

Guess she never got ganked like that before.

Players can be so tilted when they get camped as it makes them feel personally targeted. Which I was actually doing after killing her that 2nd time.

Apparently using wards is against the "Zed's rules"...

Chembaron Yamada2 votes

"The rules say you can only buy it as last item" WUT? How did he came up with this? Some people are really living in another dimension.

IP Masquerena1 votes

Your guess is as good as mine.

He thinks Riot made that rule and I'm a cheater as I got it right after my Trinity.

(We almost won the game, needed one more push, but would've lost if I died as our mid laner was not someone you can trust and Riven top was feeding, so I got it to ensure that even if I get focused, I get to pummel them again shortly after as the Veigar and MF were good enough to trust)

Thefrostyviking1 votes

Recommended items probably.......no idea how he got the idea that it was set in the rules that one had to follow the order they were written though given that the entire tab is called "recommended".

Inkling Commando2 votes

i never build recommend items. when i have a brand new champ i do 3 rounds in ai games. one completely blind. one with items based on their play style and my judgement, and then a third round to make any changes if needed.

Cotten Eyed Joe1 votes

Just queue for norms. It's the same thing as Co-op except the bots talk back.

Inkling Commando1 votes

lol well norms is more brutal. plus less likely to be reported if you end up feeding in ai.

Cotten Eyed Joe1 votes

You cant get banned for feeding.

Inkling Commando1 votes

not banned but reported. since inting (intentional feeding) is reportable. even though nothing will be done about it.

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