If supports had a meeting with Riot

"Hello everybody, this is Riot. We also brought the designers into the meeting as well, because we have heard that Lulu, Janna, Sona and other feminine champions would enjoy a brief conversation. What seems to be on your mind?"

"Why does Thresh get to do everything, but I can't have a reactionary Q? He has more than triple what my kit has. My kit is just much more well designed and less of a, well, complete mess of everything in the entirety of the game. Why didn't you just give him sustain to top it all off?"

"And why do I need to be nerfed into the ground, when you reworked me to build magic damage? You don't want me to build magic damage but you reworked me into that problem."

"Actually, the shortest get to talk first. So I wanted to play mid and top because my adc wouldn't stop complaining about me turning him-I mean them into a squirrel. So you don't want me to play solo lane, but then you nerfed my support role? Why didn't you just take my lane power away? Like making my Q hit less minions or less damage to those behind the Q after the first strike. Just because you have a set Meta with about 10 champions playing one role at a time, by the way 3 of those champions are usually picked anyways because you don't know how to balance your game-"

"Hush, Lulu. Grown-ups are talking right now. Anyways, yes, you were being successful Janna. You don't take any skill to play, and therefore you shouldn't be so successful. Because. And Sona, just because we made you to literally do damage, doesn't mean that you should actually do damage. You should be the one taking the initiative to not do damage, even though we gave you the tools to do damage. See, look at it in our point of view. It is always important to look at the point of view of your creator, rather than yourself. Right, Thresh?"

"Hmf. To be honest, she had an excellent point about me being able to do-"

All supports looking at Thresh with a sliver of hope that he acknowledges he does everything in the game besides sustain

"Nothing to help my team with sustain. I should have sustain to be honest."

"Wow, now that you point that out. You do have a 48% win rate, lower than Janna's even! You must be lacking in something, buff granted!"

TerribleT: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JM0KgNBnhyU

"Hey, so. Uhm. I have a question, why did you nerf my mid lane and support? I mean . . . I am already never played and all but like why did you try to buff me, and then nerf me?"

"Shut the Bleep up you piece of Bleep Bleep Bleep Bleep"

"Okay, so we actually had a question. Now, we sponsored Brand to support. Why aren't you supporting, Brand?"

"Yes, I also had a question. I'm suppose to be a mid laner, and I want to mid. Why don't you make me actually, mid? I mean, supporting is fun and all . . . but you told Sona that she can't do damage and she usually falls off . . . I'm going to fall off too . . ."

"Beggars can't be choosers!"

"At least I can still auto-"

"You wot m8?"

"When is my rework going to-"

"That seems to be all the time we have! Sorry about the rush, remember we DON'T balance the game based on the LCS. We care about the 99% not the 1%. Yeah, this is the truth."