The TLDR of all Riven QQ

Akali is SO HOT·Oct 17, 2015·7 votes·733 views

-Riven can't be pushed out of lane because her shield has 100% uptime -When Riven uses her shield you are forced to blow all of your damage onto the shield -Animation canceling is literally hacking the game and should be bannable -When Riven uses her shield she literally is invincible and cannot die -Riven can't be kited and you are forced to stand still and let her dump her load onto you -In teamfights, Riven is immune to all forms of crowd control -Riven becomes tankier than an ulting Mundo after pressing E -Riven's W is a targeted AoE stun that cannot be dodged -Riven's ult does 100% max hp true damage -Riven's Q moves her 2 times as far as a Kass ult with just 1 charge -"Hahaha 'A sword mirrors its owner' hahah Riven is broken like her sword xD!"

Fight me with your downvotes G&B

21 Comments

NemeBroOct 17, 20154 votes

I'd rather lovingly caress your shoulder with an upvote tbh

Topless IreliaOct 17, 20154 votes

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I'd rather lovingly caress your shoulder with an upvote tbh

Same. Too bad this thread will get drowned in low elo downvotes though

DreadlocksOct 17, 20153 votes

Low elo like yourself?

Topless IreliaOct 17, 20152 votes

I'm not even ranked lol. Smart enough to know Riven isn't broken or overpowered. The only reason I even play this game is because my friend got me back into it.

DrNovaOct 17, 20152 votes

If you hardly play why come to the forums and be useless?

Seems like a really sad goal in life.

Akali is SO HOTOct 24, 20151 votes

You're calling someone useless when you're Bronze 4. lol

NahuiOct 17, 20152 votes

-Exaggeration, her shield does not have 100% uptime. Try again. -You don't have to blow shit on the shield, it lasts 1.5 seconds. Wait till it's down, which isn't long (Half the time you're stunned during that time). Try again. -Animation cancelling is not a hack and isn't bannable. It's purposefully kept by Riot, and most champs can do it. Riven just has more use for it. Try again. -She is not invincible, Zhonya's and bard's ult makes you invincible. She is killable easily, even if you don't wait for the shield. Try again. -Riven can be kited, she can be slowed, stunned, snared, etc. Sure she's not as kitable as Udyr or Darius, but she is kitable. Try again. -She can be CC'd by anyone, unless covered by a Morgana Black Shield. Try again. -Riven does not get tankier than an ulting Mundo by pressing E. All it does is give her an effective like 400 health for 1.5 seconds. Muno's ult restores most of his health, and usually all of it, which is far more than 400, especially with SV. Try again. -Riven's W is not a targetted AOE stun. It's a melee, close range aoe stun, self cast. Try again. -Riven's ult does not do 100% max health true damage. Just gives her some AD, increases attack range, and can be a physical damage AOE execute, but only working on low health targets. Try again. -Her Q does not move her twice as much as Kass's ult in one charge. More like the other way around. Kass's ult makes it farther in one cast than two charges of Riven's Q. Try again. -This quote captures her personality in her owner after she was betrayed. Try again.

No one is fighting you with downvotes. You're just taking them as you deserve. Try again.

Baseball3bOct 17, 20154 votes

whoooooooooooooooooossshhhhhhh

that's the sound of satire going over your head

NahuiOct 17, 20151 votes

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whoooooooooooooooooossshhhhhhh

that's the sound of satire going over your head

Try again.

Baseball3bOct 17, 20152 votes

My point is that OP's post satirizes all of the Riven QQ posts and realizes that she is, in fact, in a decent spot.

Though, if you're replying with more satire then the joke's on me.

NahuiOct 17, 20151 votes

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My point is that OP's post satirizes all of the Riven QQ posts and realizes that she is, in fact, in a decent spot.

Though, if you're replying with more satire then the joke's on me.

There you go.

Baseball3bOct 17, 20152 votes

Can never be sure on these boards.

Mecha MaIphiteOct 17, 20152 votes

People still QQ about riven?

Akali is SO HOTOct 17, 20151 votes

They never stop QQing about Riven

Akali is SO HOTOct 17, 20151 votes

I need more G&B tears to boil my noodles in. Keep them downvotes coming boyz

DrNovaOct 17, 20152 votes

You really are trying too hard.

Akali is SO HOTOct 24, 20151 votes

same

PennsOct 17, 20151 votes

Basically, yeah.

TyroneWatermelonOct 17, 20151 votes

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-Riven can't be pushed out of lane because her shield has 100% uptime -When Riven uses her shield you are forced to blow all of your damage onto the shield -Animation canceling is literally hacking the game and should be bannable -When Riven uses her shield she literally is invincible and cannot die -Riven can't be kited and you are forced to stand still and let her dump her load onto you -In teamfights, Riven is immune to all forms of crowd control -Riven becomes tankier than an ulting Mundo after pressing E -Riven's W is a targeted AoE stun that cannot be dodged -Riven's ult does 100% max hp true damage -Riven's Q moves her 2 times as far as a Kass ult with just 1 charge -"Hahaha 'A sword mirrors its owner' hahah Riven is broken like her sword xD!"

Fight me with your downvotes G&B

1.Riven can be pushed out of lane,but only vs ranged harrasers. 2.Riven will use her shield TO mitigate the damage you blow,or if you save it she will just mash keyboard,outdamage you and run away for 5 sec till its up again. 3.Animation cancelling is really easy to do so,its not hax but cheating. 4.kiting a keyboard masher with both high mobility cc and burst is really hard if you are not Vayne/Cait(literally just them) 5.You made it up. 6.Yes 7.Yes 8.No,but the damage is so high to someone who is missing just 50% of their hp that you can say its 25% max hp true damage. 9.You made it up. quote-Yes,she is broken.

DrNovaOct 17, 20151 votes

When you say stupid things down votes are natural.

Moral of the story? Don't be stupid