solo laners.

Mainly speaking of mid and top lane. These two lanes absolutely disgust me. Almost every single champion for them is insane and "broken". Their kits have to be this super crazy next gen design that riot has spent countless hours testing on the pbe. Total time tested neeko 2.

But for solo laners. You control the entire fate of the game. Every other lane can feed as hard as humanly possible. But as long as you win lane you will win the game. Enemy bot lane has 20/0. Unless it's a vayne it won't matter because no adc can survive a kassadin with 3 kills out of lane. Or an ahri. Except maybe xayah but nobody picks her.

Top lane just pick a juggernaut. Or do what I do. You top laner wants to play teemo? Ban teemo. Because if you play teemo in ranked, you're just a troll and deserve an instant permanent ip ban. Your home address should be forever banned just for playing teemo ranked. Just pick a juggernaut, you know those super op tanks that do insane damage and have no true counterplay. Because having a leona and lissandra stunlock you doesn't count as counterplay.

Idk what I'm on about. Maybe duo bot laning and stomping lane but losing because you have a troll solo laner is annoying. Never having say in the game unless I go zed get 40 kills and try to spoonfeed kills into all my lanes. There is never going to be a correct matchmaking because 4 bronze and a diamond won't be matched accordingly. the diamond will probably pick a solo lane play someone dumb like jax. then bm super hard while he's stomping bronze players into the game responding to their "gg wp" with "LoL just surrender scrubs honestly you're all bad"

And now for story time. When aforementioned (what a big word i feel so smart) jax said this to us after curbstomping our second game buddy. Seriously why are there diamonds we're on our low lv accounts. We decided to all build full tank and just drag the game out. A miraculous 2 hours and crazy defense later half their team had to afk and get on with their life leaving a jax and a very upset varus to play. Jax just kept being a regular old jax player, being toxic and bad at life. Until we slowly beat him with not a single damage item. Then 5 man reported instant feedback report on him because all jax's deserve this treatment.

Tl:dr. If your top/mid feeds. you're gonna have a bad time. If the enemy top/mid feeds, they'll ff at 15 because you don't get to have any fun....and jax sucks.

Look at that riot not a SINGLE swear, can you say reformed.