how to never lose ever ever anime IS REAL
Welcome to league of lego lands, the game where you are thrown into a pit with four other mentally challenged and possibly pieces of literal bread, that we call teamates.
I'm here to inform you how to never lose! ever ever! because anime IS REAAAAAL.
Step one, you que up and wait a few days for the que to pop. After the birth of your first born and you're in lobby, make sure to pick a champ role and lock in, the chat is entirely useless all it does is encourage flaming, and we wouldn't want that would we haha #toxic #players #are #garbage #arrestthemriot
Now you'll need some runes, riot only implemented one. Electrocute, nothing else matters just take that and pick random secondaries, now to load in until the next election.
Now that your child was gone to college you can finally start the game.
Make sure to type /mute all the secret command riot tried to hide from us, a nice tool tip would be.
"Hate all the other potatoes in your game? Type /mute all so you can pretend they're not even real people!"
Now that you've selected jungle, the best role in the game...wait..you went mid? Well then...uhm..leave this post.
Now that you're jungling make sure to start red and ping your teamates to fuck right on off. Only bad people need leashes and you're not bad now are you! OF COURSE NOT.
Now that you've cleared red recal because you probably have no hp and you need a full raid team to take out raptors, clear the rest of your jungle over the next several years and then back and wait for them to spawn.
Do this until you are level 6 and a viable champion. At this point your top and mid will most likely be 0 for 9 but that's okay because you're the real carry anyways. Buy a trinity force and statikk shyv with daddies credit card and head to one of the two garbage lanes, preferably the one who fed less.
Now that you're in your new commandeered lane just keep pushing and taking all the minions, what's that filthy laner going to do with all that gold, buy more duskblades? Only assholes buy that item! Boppo the tower and then run to the other trash lane and take all THAT farm, repeat until full build.
If the pesky jungler shows up just flash your lv 4 mastery at him, he'll think you're so bad he'll let you be. But that's only because he's afraid. Continue to farm those minions and clear your jg ever other like...3 minutes or something.
Now that they're pushing your bot inhib and the entire team is grouping, siege mid and fuck em! You can push faster than anyone else with your rageblade triforce statikk and probably 3 pairs of boots.
Successfully win the game singelhandedly and make sure to type ggez
And with that, you'll be on your way to challenger in no time, what's that? lcs is recruiting? Well hot diggity!
I never knew my father...
