Yasuo please....
Oh god, why this? Why yasuo?
As commanded by a single persons comment I read I shall now dive into what is one of the top 10 freelo champs.
Mr. HATSaKI! or as everyone else calls him, yasuo.
Mr hatsaki is known for having incredible mobility, mystic hyper carrying potential and tank shredding buns of steel. Along with the most ridiculous hairdo ever.
I shall rename his poorly thought out attacks since riot did it wrong.
Passive, Nah bitch- yasuno builds up a white bar the more he moves, oh lord we're doing this. His...white bar ;) ... Is secretly a shield that prevents you from taking him out to dinner more than once every few seconds, It's a shield that absorbs some damage and allows him to harass with basically no punishment for just being a jackass. Oh yeah, he uuuh he gets double crit from items....not op right? FUCK THIS PASSIVE! This shit does EVERYTHING! It might as well just give you a fucking singed ult on top of a kayle shield ON TOP of a fucking olaf ult! Seriously this is the most overloaded fucking passive in the game. I feel everytime he hits someone, it should go on cooldown until the next patch.
Q- Stabby slash, Yasuo draws his overcompensation blade and pokes at a target direction to fill you with love, once he himself is full of love, he does what anyone who wants to take the relationship to the next level would do. Send a fucking twister at you. He stabs forward 3 times and then sends a janna Q that does many big damages. Also it airbornes you.
W- STOP! This is a short one. Yasuo slashes the ground to release some happy juice into the air forming a wall preventing ANY RANGED ATTACK FROM PASSING! wait,...no wait WHAT THE FUCK?! Mf ult? STOP! Lucian ult? STOP! fucking any ranged auto or poke STOP! And if he has half a brain he'll know it also stops some fucking poke that is ALREADY HITTING HIM. If he casts this quick enough it can fucking shield from behind him as well! I've seen it! Also I lied about this being short.
E- Latabitch, yasuo can dash through enemy minions and champions. Oh btw, this ability has NO COOLDOWN. Granted he can only dash through the same unit every few seconds but you know what this means? He can dash towards you through your entire minion wave, and you! slashy stab you a few times and then dash back, all the while his passive blocks everything, meaning you just took a huge chunk for essentially tickling his balls. Fuck this shit! put a damn cd on it!
R- HATSAKI LEGACY! Hatsaki SR taught his son his ultimate technique, to kill that which is in the sky. If you are airborne, you will die. Yasuo is allowed to teleport to anyone in the air from a significant range and then tear your fucking ass apart. Along with the new sphincter he just created, he also tears your clothes off, ignoring 50% of your fucking armor, WHAT THE HELL AM I TO DO? You get ulted? , and if you run he'll catch you because all yasuo players buy a fucking frozen mallet! And when he does kill you, note I said when not if. It's not like it meant anything, because it has NO FUCKING COOLDOWN! Oh yeah, amazing, smart decisions.
So we have a dashing, murdering, loving machine who gets 100% crit at fucking 15 minutes in the game. You know, that thing most adcs dont get for 30 to 40 minutes? nah he gets that off just 3 kills. Now here's the thing. In low elo, anything below diamond 1. Yasuo tilts the enemies so hard that he'll win almost any matchup mid because all he has to do is fucking farm. The skill to play vs skill to beat a yasuo is unbelievable.
BUT!!!!!
He's not too bad if you figure him out, don't hide near minions they are against you, and try to auto his shield and trade against him when his twister is down. He's pretty simple to fight but late game if you don't instant 1 shot him, you're going to have a bad time.
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