How to top lane

ggigotfed·Feb 16, 2018·9 votes·695 views

The advanced guide to top laning in league of "I want to die because I can't play toplane"

Step 1: Don't fucking feed. This super advanced tactic denies the enemies gold and removes any chance of your team flaming and reporting you for intentionally feeding.

Step 2: If for some reason you did die, it's okay! But don't teleport with your pushing minion wave. Because you WILL get ganked and die and now you are feeding, and don't claim you're "being camped" because at this point I guarantee that your jungler has muted you and is going to focus on the rest of the people not being retarded yet

Step 3: Don't pick some stupid shit top. Although it's nearly impossible riot punishes anything out of their enforced meta. So going gp without klepto you will probably feed and do bad. Stick to klepto gp.

And remember, if the champion takes ANY skill. Do not play them :D

9 Comments

Iffy JarlFeb 16, 20182 votes

Take an assassin top ignore those mouth breathers otherwise known as teammates>Keep in mind that a double buff+plus wolves clear takes about 2:40, so don't place any wards in preparation for this gank, shove the wave and when he comes don't run ignite the jungler off the bat then try to flash away, repeat>after thoroughly feeding the enemy jungler and placing a total of 2 trinkets and purchasing 0 control wards go to the league of legends forums and talk about the high impact that junglers have on the game.

Ozag the MightyFeb 16, 20182 votes

So just play Garen and win?

MerevelFeb 17, 20181 votes

Gnar I was just going to post a Gnar emote but saw none. [sg-shisa]

CunkyFeb 16, 20181 votes

And remember, if the champion takes ANY skill. Do not play them :D

ah sweet so i can still keep abusing gnar, nasus, and kennen

Troll for TrumpFeb 16, 20182 votes

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ah sweet so i can still keep abusing gnar, nasus, and kennen

Honestly nasus is a lot harder than most people think he is.

RootloFeb 16, 20182 votes

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Honestly nasus is a lot harder than most people think he is.

If you have an easy lane > farm Q till 100 stacks and then Press Q on enemy and assert your dominance. If that dosent work hit level 6 and then win the all in.

If you have a Hard lane > put points into E (or W if you are a sadist) and then Farm for gold with E (Or harrass with E) and get items > get tanky > farm as normal.

He is not that hard.

In teamfights dont tunnel vision on the Adc who is behind his team. Press R and then Press Q on whoever is closest to you every 1.1 seconds with your 500 stacks by 20 minutes.

If you cant/dont want to group then just take towers super easy.

Aquire Freelo.

Troll for TrumpFeb 17, 20181 votes

If you have an easy lane > farm Q till 100 stacks and then Press Q on enemy and assert your dominance. If that dosent work hit level 6 and then win the all in.

There aren't many easy lanes for nasus. All-in means you are even more vulnerable to ganks than you already are as Nasus, especially if you can't properly freeze.

If you have a Hard lane > put points into E (or W if you are a sadist) and then Farm for gold with E (Or harrass with E) and get items > get tanky > farm as normal.

That autoshoves lane and makes you susceptible to all-ins. Quasi-Nasus is much more ineffective now.

He is not that hard.

He isn't as easy as most people make it out to be. Read what I wrote, don't put words in my mouth.

In teamfights dont tunnel vision on the Adc who is behind his team. Press R and then Press Q on whoever is closest to you every 1.1 seconds with your 500 stacks by 20 minutes.

No, you still go for the carries (preferably ADC) with wither. You should never be frontlining as Nasus, and should be flanking, because Nasus, like most Juggernauts (even with his ult steroid) is still blown up and cc'd to death really easily.