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How to top lane

ggigotfed·2/16/2018, 1:22:38 AM·9 votes·695 views

The advanced guide to top laning in league of "I want to die because I can't play toplane"

Step 1: Don't fucking feed. This super advanced tactic denies the enemies gold and removes any chance of your team flaming and reporting you for intentionally feeding.

Step 2: If for some reason you did die, it's okay! But don't teleport with your pushing minion wave. Because you WILL get ganked and die and now you are feeding, and don't claim you're "being camped" because at this point I guarantee that your jungler has muted you and is going to focus on the rest of the people not being retarded yet

Step 3: Don't pick some stupid shit top. Although it's nearly impossible riot punishes anything out of their enforced meta. So going gp without klepto you will probably feed and do bad. Stick to klepto gp.

And remember, if the champion takes ANY skill. Do not play them :D

9 Comments

Iffy Jarl2/16/2018, 4:04:40 AM2 votes

Take an assassin top ignore those mouth breathers otherwise known as teammates>Keep in mind that a double buff+plus wolves clear takes about 2:40, so don't place any wards in preparation for this gank, shove the wave and when he comes don't run ignite the jungler off the bat then try to flash away, repeat>after thoroughly feeding the enemy jungler and placing a total of 2 trinkets and purchasing 0 control wards go to the league of legends forums and talk about the high impact that junglers have on the game.

Ozag the Mighty2/16/2018, 6:40:28 AM2 votes

So just play Garen and win?

Cunky2/16/2018, 1:50:29 AM1 votes

And remember, if the champion takes ANY skill. Do not play them :D

ah sweet so i can still keep abusing gnar, nasus, and kennen

SpookyNeedle2/16/2018, 3:58:15 PM1 votes

That last bit is especially important

theminiom2/16/2018, 10:52:09 PM1 votes

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Nuff said