Vaynes "counterplay"

Let's talk about one jackass fucking adc who's been the end all be all since, well the begging of fucking time VAYNE,

Why is kayn spelled without an E because it's be kanye west, so vayne should be vayn and for the rest of this rant I shall refer to her as such.

Vayn is notorious for having an absolutely unbeatable lategame period.

The only true "counters" to her are malz vi and like, a really good zed maybe. Since the stealth rework camo champs have remained the same but vayn and a few others have a form of super stealth called invisibility, which has NO FUCKING COUNTERPLAY WHATSOEVER!

Okay that's not true, tf can reveal her, and elder buff I think. I mean you can scan to see where she's standing but even that's not useful.

But enough of the lack of a counter play, let's get into why I have been permabanning her since the first time I ever hit ranked.

I'll be renaming all her abilities

Passive- No escape, when within 12 miles of an enemy vayn gains movespeed moving towards the enemy, Basically, if she wants you dead, you're fucking dead.

Q- Whoosh, you roll a short distance and empower your next auto, also serves as an auto empowerment, not too annoying pretty fair and alright ability, oh wait. It has next to no cooldown. Amazing.

W- GG bitches, Every third hit vayn FUCKING KILLS YOUR ENTIRE TEAM. Oh my bad that's late game, every third hit vayn does 12% of your max life as true damage...what the fuck? Who invented true damage? [Removed by moderation] ...idk what that means but whoever made it is an asshole.

E- GTFO! Vayn will shoot only what I can assume is her Pussydestroyer900withextravibrationandcumabsorbingpadstm at you and throw you clean across the fucking universe, if you collide with terrain, your asshole will be torn asunder.

R- Outplayed, vayn activates her true anime spirit and pulls the bigboy boy off her back, during the next millenia vayn is the best player in the world, she can and will 1v5 your entire team. The ult is an enourmous buff as well as changing half her kit. Her passive is now doubled. she gets some ad and move speed, and now. When she presses Q, she FUCKING TURNS INVISIBLE! Goodluck staying out of a bad position because she'll roll around for 8 seconds while invis and fucking destroy you.

Now you might be wondering "She has a weakness right?! Anime always taught me you can defeat anything!!!!"

And you're kind of right you trogladite. Vayn is countered by other uncounterable bullshit. Malz ult and vi ulz really dick her good, and so does a well placed pantheon rotation. Only, those characters DO have a form of counterplay, it's called Meaning, you can click her and she'll click you right back. Then delete you, your family, your dog, your friends, your friend's dog, and the nsa;)

The real counterplay to vayn is, FUCKING BAN HER! If someone on your team wants her, FUCK HIM! you can't risk that 9lp, the enemy MIGHT get her and you know if the enemy has vayn she'll be a challenger smurf. While yours is still studying her passive at 18 mins in the game.

Well that about summs up my hate rant for vayn, DISCLAIMER! She's not actually fucking broken, Vayn can get nuked just as easily as every other adc, maybe more since if you've ever fought her for more than 4 seconds, you can predict every move she does for 11 years. Plus, she's one of the hardest characters to play. Another meh tip to beat her is when you know she's ulted and you KNOW she's coming. Try to disengage and wait out her ult, this can most of the times be impossible seeing as she'll stun you and delete you, but if you have vision and you see her try to spook her ult out with a burst and then run the fuck away.

That's it. I hate you all