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Vi, a champ that is very difficult to play

ggigotfed·4/14/2019, 3:09:13 AM·8 votes·2,859 views

Welcome ugly disgusting meatbags I call degenerates and riot calls very smart indivuduals. I'm just kidding riot hates you too.

Welcome to my attempt to explain to you, the low iq mentally handicapped how some of these champs of this game that is way too complicated work and play.

Let's go over her abilities designed by someone high on all the drugs.

Passive - Shield - After using any ability you get a shield that scales with..ad? ap? hp? idk one of those stats, the shield has a pretty okay cd this is a pretty good passive.

Q - Yeetinbound - Press Q to do a dash or let it charge to do more damage and go further, goes over walls pretty gud.

W - Lackofcreativity - back in the day riot forgot how to be creative with their characters, it was a simpler time. 3 hit passive that shreds armor and executes you, any ability and auto applies a stack.

E - ONE PUUUUUUUNCH - With 2 charges, an aa reset / aa enhance that does mega big many damages, used to quickly apply stacks.

R - fuckyoubutton - Things getting hot in the bedroom? Press R to deliver some raw sensually anal pleasure, what did you think these gloves were for? You press R, click someone, and then proceed to dash at them becoming immune to any cc while being unstopable and chasing them through the end of time. The ONLY 2 things that can stop this is tahm kench eating you, which I'm pretty sure just makes tahm take the ult. Or kalista ulting you out of reality for a split second. Now sometimes a yi or zed playing right can avoid it. but that's beyond this.

Easy fast jg clear, 2nd best ganker in history post 6. Your ult almost garuntee's you a kill with little effort, put in that little effort and you WILL ALWAYS get a kill with it. A shield that scales too high, a Q that scales too high and has no CD, a 3 hit passive to ensure even the thickest of boyes receives these just hands, and an E that scales too high. Fuck it vi just scales too high. Which is weird as fuck since she falls off somehow, I'm not sure HOW. Her numbers all exceed god teir thresholds but she skill becomes irrelevant late game. Which is why vi usually ends games at the 15 minute mark, either by putting your team 50 kills in the dirt, or forcing your bot lane to dc after she gets her 6th double kill.

tl:dr don't feed = win. But she'll just dive and get away.

12 Comments

Eedat4/14/2019, 3:18:24 AM1 votes

Not sure if satire or actually complaining about Vi

XJ999999999999994/14/2019, 3:22:11 AM1 votes

vi is very 1 dimensional

Warpes4/14/2019, 3:32:14 AM1 votes

quality shitpost, upvoted.

Zero Shingetsu4/14/2019, 4:54:32 AM1 votes

This feels like it belongs in RANT, but it's not exactly untrue. A bit over-flavorful, but not untrue.

Unstoppable Monk4/14/2019, 6:44:36 AM1 votes

did someone get their poor shy ult cockblocked by a Vi Q all game again?

Vi HA Vi HA Vi HA Vi HA points and gigglesnorts

Chembaron Yamada4/14/2019, 11:00:45 AM1 votes

I love Vi, she is my favourite jungler in the game.

But I gotta admit: She is really not hard to play. There was a time I had a broken keyboard, sometimes it simply stopped working completely. And this happened when I was in a match as Vi.

Which means I was not able to use flash at all and I had to click every single ability to activate them. Yet I somehow managed to get an S- with Vi in this game.

NovaPh4/14/2019, 11:23:06 PM1 votes

I'm a Vi main, so this just made me laugh. She does have a lot of weaknesses, to be honest, but nailing someone with that ult and just dunking them feels so good and all of her other abilities allow for some really sweet engages.