Screw this game

Youngcuck·5/11/2019, 9:22:16 PM·17 votes·8,865 views

This game is not fun at all anymore, I honestly cant recall a single ranked game in the past year in which I felt like I was having an actually skill based game where the best player wins the lane and the best team wins the game. There are certainly games in which I lose because I'm worse than my opponent and other in which I stomp because I outskill everybody, but this cancer ass meta is just unbearable, there is too much bullcrap in the game for me to cope with this.

Last game I lost vs a r%%%%%ed premade that played Lulu top and Twitch jungle. Twitch's account is named ''ifeellikearatgod'' with ''FUNEL'' as club tag. I was Renekton top and went out of the lane phase with 70 cs over Lulu and 2 extra lvls. Did that matter? Fuck no, the Lulu couldve been afk under tower all game long and wouldve still won the game just by buffing the cancerous Twitch. Where is the fun in a game in which I have no possibility to impact the game because I have no interaction with my enemy laner and Twitch just kills everybody around the map because people cant play vs an invisible jungler in Plat elo.

Honestly the feeling of impotence I experienced during that entire game was immeasurable and got so tilted at the sheer thought of that moron playing funnel Twitch and feeling good about himself doing that, that I actually wanted to break my PC to pieces.

https://imgur.com/WlcyQVB

Why do I struggle to do much better than the enemy laner when the only thing Lulu had to do was just popping everything on Twitch and wait for the miracle to happen. I zoned her out of farm, I zoned her out of experience, to the point in which she left top and started going everywhere with Twitch losing lvl and farm. I even pushed top lane to their inhibitor and still ended up losing the game because a Lulu without farm and lvl on the top lane basically made me completely useless by pressing one button.

I really dont feel like playing this game anymore. My mental and physical health actually degrades when playing this game and games like this provoke in me the urge to massacre the person playing such filthy strats just to win a goddamned game.

Ive always respected the meta shifting periodically and having to adapt to new strategies and different picks in each lane. But this is beyond bullshit, it takes too much skill and team coordination to deal with a strat that is so easy to pull off. It feels like giving your everything to build a massive house of cards just for the smallest breeze to make it crumble.

14 Comments

Daddy Ants5/11/2019, 11:14:58 PM6 votes

Funnel is cancer.

Riot needs to remove the ability to funnel from the game completely.

Crispy0Snake5/11/2019, 10:22:17 PM5 votes

Vs 2 Crit ADC's and 2 enchanter supports with healing ultimates item 3047 item 3143 item 3075 are your best bet. I'm not saying that should be your core build, but I'd throw out Death's dance and Spear, and ask Vi why in gods name she bought Black Cleaver vs 5 Squishy enemies that bought the bare minimum of armour.

I get that you're playing Renekton and want to deal damage, but you need to have confidence in the Vayne and frontline for her, int for her, just buy her time late game and you win. You're buying all that AD for 19k damage in a 41 minute game... weigh it up, may aswell have gone for a more frontline build and facilitated Vayne to deal far more damage than you could deal in those late game fights

Investa5/12/2019, 3:52:09 AM4 votes

I'm sure funnel strats are not the norm, at least not so much anymore. It's hard to fully get rid of them, but changes have been made to mitigate them. That said, when you saw that it was a funnel strat you should have played like it was one. You instead played like you were against a normal top lane and complain when that didn't work. Your job shouldn't have been to shut down the Lulu as you said it wouldn't have mattered. If Twitch is going around killing your team, use that TP and meet him. You are Renekton and you can fuck him up. What's Lulu gonna do? She can't match your TP and she isn't going to do shit by herself anyway.

Someone else mentioned it too but, be a front liner and protect your own carries. Vayne didn't do bad and she out-carries Twitch and Sivir combined. She just needs to be protected. You won't be doing much protecting if you try to do all the damage yourself. There's reasons the 4 support + Vayne/Kog meta was a thing.

Saianna5/12/2019, 6:46:37 AM4 votes

you better edit out the names, cause moderators are quite trigger happy. Not that we even need those names either way :)

Kaisha5/11/2019, 9:59:07 PM4 votes

The game is toxic at its core... just uninstall and play something worth while. League is not it.

Feel Apathy5/11/2019, 11:43:51 PM2 votes

Just gut Twitch

He shouldn't be allowed to jungle.

Craft Zeppelin5/12/2019, 7:00:37 AM2 votes

Lulu seriously needs to be reworked. She created more problems to the game in the pro scene and casual scene enough already.

MartialArtsForY5/12/2019, 5:33:40 AM2 votes

Couldn’t agree more. Riot doesn’t care about the game just the $ and guess what? Top lane is the one lane riot doesnt give a fck about and it’s crazy how they alienate almost 25% of their playerbase

SαdisticJungler5/12/2019, 11:24:46 PM1 votes

Hey you just discovered funnel nice ! You lost again a shitty funnel duo premade (11-8 as funnel is shameless) wihout taking counters to it ( thormail / randuinn rush ) what do you expect. It doesnt matter if you do better than the lulu in lane since the lane belong to the Twitch. You also lost with a vayne late game x Renekton and a Xerath. You should get a little idea on how your team is strong against Twitch lulu.

AnotherFeeder5/12/2019, 11:15:55 PM1 votes

Riiight... because why would u just.... learn how to play against a weak funnel when you can just nerf it to the ground.

Like the taric yi shit was ridiculous, but if you're losing to a lulu/twitch funnel in the current game state, its because you fk'd up.

Düff McWhalen5/11/2019, 9:33:19 PM1 votes

dem LCS playz