Please F*king Nerf Alistar's W!

It is too thematically overwhelming that whenever I'm hit with 's headbutt my monitor shatters and my speakers explode. If I'm lucky I would only be hospitalized for the next day or so due to mild violent-induced trauma after I instantly cry from feeling so violated. Me flicking a bean would usually trigger an episode of PTSD since it pretty much reminds me of the intensity of the skill.

Please Riot, for the sake of my mental well-being, recognize that the visual hardcoreness and ear-blasting sound effect of 's W are driving us fragile players away. I might as well check myself in the hospital the moment he hits lvl 2.

Regards,

Edit: Sarcasm too stronk