Why the fuck are you even here, then?

If you don't want to push, defend, ward, go for objectives, or fight the enemy in any way shape or form, and you, as an entire team, have focused exclusively on doing only AD melee burst damage, and you are so willing, eager, determined and desperate to surrender as soon as possible...

Why the fuck are you even here? Seriously, you are shirking every single possible job and role in the game to do one singular thing that you aren't even that good at, and you go so far out of your way to avoid doing anything else that by the ten minute mark, you are behind by thirty kills and the enemy not only has the Rift Herald, but all three inhibitors, two dragons, and both nexus turrets. And all because the instant you didn't get that one minion kill, you were ready to just give up. And honestly, you intentionally missed that one singular minion just so you could have an excuse to surrender and experience the horrible feeling of failure despair, like a junkie addicted to tainted heroin.

Get the fuck out of League forever, because I am far beyond sick and tired of seeing your tens of millions of faces every goddamn waking second of my life several hundred trillion times over.