Oh God . . . Imagine, Teemo Will Now Be Able To Shroom Every Single Plant . . .

ArnoldSchwarzens·Oct 20, 2016·8 votes·984 views

It's going to be hilarious.

16 Comments

Vhan8765Oct 20, 20161 votes

I had been thinking this but didn't want to let the Teemo mains realize it yet.

You've doomed us all.

Bandle CityOct 20, 20164 votes

Don't worry. We're Teemo mains and therefore we are dicks. This strategy is a dick strategy and so therefore we were already making our plans before you even mentioned it. XD

WonderlandsOct 20, 20161 votes

Leave a minefield around the healing plants... So close but I'll watch you die slowly as you crawl to the heals you can't get to :3

Bandle CityOct 20, 20161 votes

This also works... Still throw one on the plant though too for just in case they make it all the way. lol

Surround it with shrooms and then stealth right next to it. They hit the shroom and are about to die, then at the last second just before they get the healing plant you steal it right before their very eye's and then blind them with a dart before waddling away like nothing even happened and then watch them rage in the all chat. lmao XD

JayHog1992Oct 20, 20161 votes

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Don't worry. We're Teemo mains and therefore we are dicks.

Speak for yourself...

Bandle CityOct 20, 20162 votes

Hey, just cause we're all dicks doesn't mean we're all ass-holes. There is a difference. lol XD

Try as hard as you like to be nice while playing Teemo but there's always the poison, the blind, and the shrooms that just kind of make you dick just for playing Teemo but not because it's broken, it makes you a dick because almost everyone who plays against you really doesn't want to have to. XD

It was all just a joke anyways though as that's the common consensus of most non-Teemo players is seems, to them, we all suck and make their games suck because we're dicks... Sadly... lol

JayHog1992Oct 20, 20161 votes

Meanwhile I bother teaching people to counter me, because I want to be seen as fair and let people know how to beat me.

Problem is that not many have the patience... But I do it without being an asshole. I'm not like you... Not by a long shot...

Bandle CityOct 20, 20161 votes

You seem to have the impression that I go out of my way to be a dick which I don't. Like I said, it was mostly intended as a joke. I'll give people tips and everything too and if I happen to be the guy going 3/0 in my lane before the 10 minute mark I actually start feeling guilty to a point where I've been known to apologize in all chat and offer to just farm minions for a bit if it's normals. I play to win and in ranked I might intentionally pull a few moves to make my opponent tilt a bit but I never like it when my opponent tilts so hard that they just don't even want to play anymore. When I tilt my opponents that hard it makes me feel horrible if I'm being completely honest here.

I play to win even if it means playing dirty not because I want to ruin the game for others but because I don't want to lose. I enjoy a little bit of rage in all chat but not to the point where they want to afk or are so angry they can't even think straight though.

JayHog1992Oct 20, 20161 votes

I once made a truce with a tilted enemy Kayle... We just farmed for 20 minutes and she had a good time...

Another time I was trying to calm a tilted Lee Sin, but failed. His team however was so pissed at his team mate picking on the poor Teemo that the 4 of them gave me a honorable opponent honor.

Sometimes I can do so much more, if I could show people the truth and open their eyes.

Bandle CityOct 20, 20161 votes

Yeah, unfortunately Teemo is one of those champions who people expect will either ruin the game for his own team or he'll ruin it for the enemy team. I kind of don't like him being seen that way though. x.x

JayHog1992Oct 21, 20161 votes

That's why I keep playing. One by one, I hope to change the community's mind about these things. The new demon skin ain't helping tough.

Bandle CityOct 21, 20161 votes

You're likely to find that very challenging and potentially frustrating because people have learned to love to hate the little guy so much so in fact that it's a running joke even at Riot games. lol

JayHog1992Oct 21, 20161 votes

Still willing to keep it up. Sometimes a hero has to make a stand.

Bandle CityOct 20, 20161 votes

Regardless, though I'm not the nicest player per say I'm also not the meanest by any stretch either. I'm one of those personalities that plays pranks on friends and family as a sign of affection though which translates a little into my play-style in league too to a point where I can be a little bit conniving. I like to get a reaction or a rise out of people but I don't like pushing things any further than that. Because I know I wouldn't like being pushed that far and I strongly encourage people to give me a taste of my own medicine whenever the opportunity presents itself to them.

JayHog1992Oct 20, 20161 votes

Implying I haven't been shrooming important objectives before... Points at Drake, Baron, Twisted Treeline altars and Howling abyss's HP shrines.