Where the hell is Riot's balance team?

This is a hate post

This is a hate post on ...and a little bit on

I JUST had a game against a Fizz AND a Soraka

I could NOT have more cancer, salt, and toxins in my body right now

Dear Riot,

I have some great ideas for champions I have a mage that gets 20% CDR as a passive and mana font as the passive on his E I have an ADC that gets Infinity Edge when he starts his Q I have a top-laner that just spawns with a Black Cleaver

If you think that any of the above are just bad idea the WHY THE HELL did it EVER make it through anyone at Riot to have a champ that gets a FREE that will have a CD of ~4 seconds at max rank? How is this fair? How is this fun? How have you not freaking fixed it?

This crap is worse then Katarina's Shun-po, Zed's Shadow, Le Blanc's Q, and even...I can't think of anymore dashes in champs.

I could freaking film a commercial selling Fizz to you in the voice of Billy Mayes and talk about his E alone

Use it to escape! Use it to avoid all damage!

But wait there's more!

For a limited time, when you use Fizz's E, you can reactivate it early to immediately slam on the ground and resume whatever you were doing!

Use it to gap close! Use it to slow enemies! Use it to kill them when all of your other abilities are on cooldown and they still aren't dead!

THIS GUY HAS RECEIVED BUFFS IN 5.17! Granted, it was a restructure to stop people from playing AD fizz, but it heavily buffed AP Fizz, and they just increased his mana pool recently too, which isn't much but still

This guy has a 61% winrate according to Lolking if he gets a !

A while back, Riot did a little article about Vlad that made a bit of a jab at Fizz haters, talking about how "long before Fizz was using his troll pole, Vlad was troll pooling on the rift", yeah? Well Vlad's base cd on his pool is 26 secs to start and 14 secs at max rank, which will be roughly 7 secs with 45% CDR, Fizz's base CD on his E is....16 secs at level one and decreases to 8 secs, which will be roughly 4 secs with 45% CDR.

I for one am really against toxic and salty players and love to have a fun and challenging game that may, or may not, end in victory. But I will not stand against anyone that is toxic towards a fizz player. I just can't challenge them. I think their saltiness is warranted.

The least you could do is change the cast range on his E to like, 0. This way he can't use it to escape or initiate, but can still use it to escape damage and even deal damage and slow.