Can't Azir have ONE friend?

Hay5eed·5/10/2016, 7:40:39 AM·135 votes·11,392 views

Azir was betrayed by a man he once called his brother and was resurrected to find his empire in rubble. He just wants to restore his once great empire that he fought so hard to get. And yet lets look at our cast of Shuriman characters - "Perhaps Shurima was meant to fall" - is crazy - stabbed Azir in the back and caused all of this. Still wants MORE power - Hey Sivir? I'm your great great great great x800 granddad and you're the last relative alive. Wanna rule Shurima together? Her reply? "Meh" And now we have Taliyah going all MLK on this dude even though his last act was freeing all the slaves.

screw Ammumu, AZIR HAS NO FRIENDS

135 Comments

Princess Emma5/10/2016, 8:25:36 AM95 votes

We can try hooking Azir up with that cute bird down the street Anivia

Excalibait5/10/2016, 10:11:43 AM44 votes

he should try the Kindred treatment and split himself in two, "so he would always have a friend" ;D

A Superb Villain5/10/2016, 1:05:53 PM41 votes

What if, and this might be completely crazy, but what if as the Shuriman story progresses and it comes to light that Azir is not in fact a villain out to enslave anyone, that Taliyah abandons her ill-founded hatred for the god-emperor? Azir is so impressed by her resolve to prevent anything harming her family of Shurima that he offers her assistance in understanding her powers. He has considerable mastery over sand and miscellaneous magic, and sand is just tiny rocks, so he must have some valuable information that can assist her, and if not, he is a gosh darn god-emperor; he can get her the training she needs.

Azir discovers someone who wants to protect Shurima as much as he does, and Taliyah learns the evil overlord out to enslave her people just wants to give them a better standard of living, though he is a little out of touch with the times. Bam. Through mutual interests a friendship is formed across hundreds of generations. Taliyah becomes the poster child of Shuriman patriotism and Azir is the emperor he always wanted to be, beloved by the people. The Late Kingdom rises from the dust of history and naught but the jaws of Apep can cast it down.

OurLestrade5/10/2016, 9:43:06 AM22 votes

He has his soldiers, and they all have to love him.

DeathTheHorseman5/10/2016, 10:00:27 AM17 votes

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screw Ammumu, AZIR HAS NO FRIENDS

But... but Amumu wants to be his friend!

Wukong X Ahri5/10/2016, 2:20:27 PM15 votes

http://img00.deviantart.net/20c8/i/2014/248/9/5/azir_and_quinn___painting_test_by_rolvak-d7y1xtb.jpg Could be friends with Quinn. Would even have side perks.

negaultimate5/10/2016, 8:46:26 AM10 votes

Nasus should be his friend.

Tesla Effect5/10/2016, 10:05:54 AM7 votes

Emperors do not have friends, only enemies they have not yet killed.

RiotWAAARGHbobo5/12/2016, 6:18:39 PM5 votes

I donno, seems like Azir always has a wall between him and everyone else... and he pushes them away before they can get close. [slayer-jinx-wink]

billxx5/10/2016, 1:42:43 PM2 votes

Silly bird. Birds can't be friends.

Bear Juice5/10/2016, 4:45:02 PM1 votes

Not to hit someone when they are down, but when did Azir fight hard to gain control of the Shuriman empire. Seems like Xerath did all the work saving him from raiders, killing contenders to the throne, helping with his education...