The matchmaking Algorythm fucking hates me

/4AM Rant Start

I dont even expect much from my teammates. I just want one game. ONE. where I go on my lane, do my thing, which is either a win or a small loss (one death max), without getting a fucking aneurism when looking at the team score. I don't really expect them to win their lanes. I dont even expect them to go out with a small lead. All I fucking want is them not to have 5 deaths by the 10 minute mark each. IS THAT SO FUCKING HARD?

And if its not that, you get that one typical yasuo main (DON'T BAN MY CHAMP - end score 2/8/2, and those kills where not his really either) or someone who ruins it by "picking his fun champ" when the team desperatly needs an engage-tank, only to flame everyone when we get shafted in the teamfights. Yes someone else could have picked, but you were lastpick and in a position for that kind of champ, but you fucktard so desperatly WANTED to play Shaco jungle. Great you were a mild annoyance for the enemy Nocturne early, and now we lost the game thanks to you.

Riot, can you please match me with flamers, racist assholes, homophobic hate preachers and whatever scum of the earth you can find? And not with people like that? You know, these incompetent disgraces that suddenly showed up when I hit Plat 4 and within a week they have brought me down to Gold 3? All the toxics in the game, I'll take them gladly, because with them my chances to win this fucking game ACTUALLY EXIST, as compared to the failures of my most recent games.

Dear Riot, if you already make my rank dependant on four random dipshits, at least give me some that can ACTUALLY PLAY. I dont give a shit if they are nice. I WANT TO WIN. THAT'S THE SOLE PURPOSE OF RANKED. WINNING GAMES AND CLIMBING. IT'S DEFINETLY NOT ABOUT PEOPLE BEING NICE WHILE THEY ARE GETTING SHAFTED.

/rant end.