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It Takes 15 Minutes to Get Into a Game Nowadays

BattleMage130902··1 votes·514 views

2 mins: Waiting in Queue Someone Doesn't Accept AFK Check 1 min: Waiting in Queue Enters Champion Select 1 min 25 seconds: Calling Roles, Locking in, Masteries and Spells Someone On Your Team Dodges Because they Didn't Get Mid 1 min 30 seconds: Waiting in Queue Someone Doesn't Accept AFK Check 1 min: Waiting in Queue Enters Champion Select 1 min 25 seconds: Calling Roles, Locking in, Masteries and Spells Your Team Fully Locks in, Looks Like a Game Someone On the Enemy Team Dodges for Some Reason 1 min: Waiting in Queue Enters Champion Select 1 min 25 seconds: Calling Roles, Locking in, Masteries and Spells Game Starts 1 min: Loading screen Champions Spawn There's an AFK on Your Team or the Enemy Team 3 mins: Playing Game Enemy Team or Your Team Remakes You Enter Queue

Repeat until you get lucky

EDIT: This is just a normals match in bronze-silver elo i can only imagine ranked and high elo ranked from what i hear its 1 hour queue times there

3 Comments

ShineySides1 votes

This is why you should just troll.

I troll constantly on my account (not this one obviously). I only play jhin support. It causes dodges and screaming and chaos constantly.

The key is, QUEUE AS SUPPORT. If you queue support you ALWAYS get instant pops.

I am back in a lobby after causing a dodge in 5-10 seconds. If not instantly.

Today I caused 222 lp worth of dodges. (74 lobbies if you cant do the math).

I caused 10 dodges in 10 minutes.

It was amazing.

The queue system is stupid as hell.

EDIT--

I forgot the part that applies to you.

Simply lock support. Then pick whatever champ you want to. When that guy starts screaming in all chat, lie and say that he had support and you dont get why people act this way.

9/10 that guy will freak the hell out and you can pin it on HIM being the troll and get HIM reported. I get so many honors in game doing that.

BattleMage1309021 votes

i cant tell if you're being serious or not

ShineySides1 votes

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i cant tell if you're being serious or not

100% serious. Heres a log for the day:

S***: support wtf

0l*** : wtf dude

Captain D*** : ffs

Can**** : what a troll

CanO***: fucking troll

i***ua : aint wasting a rank game

hy***can Iglet: rip troll

M****ck14D : you make me so sad

tur***lkc: dodge ue

aka***123 : how is this guy not banned yet

Arkli***LLS4L: honestly is it something about my naem that attracts the trolls

Garga***MURG: wtf

SpyKi***umb Bref: suck a dick

jay***dy : i hate this game

Se***r SUDA: someone dodge please

Do****sGumby : dodge?

LS***: wtf?

invis****ninja98 r011: ur bad

no****agenerd : dude youre a clown

KupANGR: Imma save you all the trouble Kup0NGR: and dodge

Magn****Sorel: do you really need to be a stupid jerk?

R*****or : why does the fuckbrain always have to be on my team

*****eyko D04H!: wtf

And these were only the good ones. ( i removed most of their account names. )

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