We Need to Contain the Cancer of LoL

I guess since nobody is going to address this, I will.

There seems to be a disease spreading. I don't know the exact date of the incident, but I will say somewhere in 2009, when... Teemo, The Swift Scout, the demon, the most hated champion was released. It was a simpler time. Twisted Fate could teleport from one Nexus to the other, Ashe did damage, and you had to buy wards. Teemo was hated, for obvious reasons. His shrooms did nearly half your health and slowed you just because you walked over them, he has an annoying blind, he was cancerous, and was fast... real fast.

But now, now his cancer has been spread, AND WE MUST CONTAIN IT! You think this is a joke, but think about it. When is the last time you've seen someone complain about him being the most annoying champion? Probably not since around 2016, if you played then. And that's because it has spread, his cancer HAS SPREAD. The new Akali, the adc changes, 3 year tank meta, Stormrazer, new runes, the proof is here! Gamers, we must RISE. No. We must TAKE A STAND AGAINST THE INCREASINGLY FAST SPREADING CANCER. NO LONGER CAN I SIT IN DARKNESS AS AATROX IS COMPLETELY RUINED, JHIN IS STILL OP, AND WORST OF ALL. ZOE STILL EXISTS.

But fr though isn't it crazy how nobody talks about how obnoxious Teemo is anymore because Riot has managed to release SO MUCH more annoying things than him. I don't flinch when I see the enemy pick him, I'd much rather see him than Zoe or a Cho'Gath. He used to be undeniably the champion everybody thinks of when you think of the most annoying champion to play against.