if i'm in the balance team for a day

xGunna1·Dec 23, 2017·3 votes·743 views

i put reduced damage on all stealth champs for 2 seconds after surprising enemy champ from stealth (rengar/twitch/eve/khazix)

i make yasuo windwall like braum shield only reduce damage of projectile not blocking it

i give all manaless champs mana so they don't feel in urf spamming abilities for days

i remove 30% of ornn damage he is a tank

i remove vayne percent hp& true dmg

i rework swain aatrox nunu amumu garen

i remove stacking stats from the game (nasus / veigar)

i nerf Zoe q base damage and make her sleeping buble when hit a champ that champ get 50% reduced damage from her so she can use E only for escape no one shotting people

i remove diana shield ratios

teemo can only put three mushrooms in the map

illaoui can't heal her self from ult

irelia rework

aurelion sol buff damage / galio reverted to a tank like he used to be

varus and ashe have now new escapes (mini rework)

that's for now

35 Comments

KaìjuDec 23, 20178 votes

Good thing you aren't.

xGunna1Dec 23, 20172 votes

i just posted it did u read it or try to be funny only ?

KaìjuDec 23, 20173 votes

I did read it. My point is that a lot of what you just said was insane and would not be good. First of all you want to rework Varus and Ashe. Ashe has one of the most stable winrates in her class, and Varus is a niche pick with clear strengths. Why would you rework them, because you don't like how slow they are? And you want to remove Illaois heal on R? Why? She's already a weak by design champ, she doesn't need nerfs. You just bait her R and then walk away, or just dodge her very telegraphed damage.

xGunna1Dec 23, 20171 votes

she heals a lot from ulti not talking about dmg

try to dodge that in teamfights when u focus on enemy champs or her tentacles

ashe has no escape whenever i see ashe player he is a noob feeder cuz she is so bad

varus no escape like her

NoFlamer1noDec 23, 20173 votes

....??? Did you just say every ashe player is a noob feeder? Bro you don't know what you are saying.... she doesn't need an escape she is fine the way she is. She is a KITE GOD, the way she is MEANT to be played. If you play ashe you know what situations to not go into and how to play around her mobility...

xGunna1Dec 23, 20172 votes

yes ashe is a noob weak champ can't escape like lucian or ez

KaìjuDec 23, 20171 votes

You're bad.

Better JunglerDec 23, 20176 votes

These are actually, not even joking, 100% honest, the absolute worst patch notes I've ever seen.

I couldn't make a worse list as a joke.

Reduced damage on all stealth champs

Whats the point of the stealth then?

yasuo windwall = braum shield

Yasuos windwall isnt connected to him, why would he get damaged?

Remove vaynes percent hp and true damage

so... what does vayne get in return? Nothing? you just killed a champ then.

If this isnt satire, and you're serious about this... I don't even know what to say...

Dont ever design anything... ever...

NoFlamer1noDec 23, 20171 votes

LOL IM WEAK

Better JunglerDec 23, 20171 votes

he cant be serious..

I refuse for the sake of my own sanity to believe that someone in EUW thinks these are good ideas.

I won't believe it.

NoFlamer1noDec 23, 20171 votes

IKR, like if each champ does not have it's own strengths and weaknesses. My man wants to eliminate champs from the game he must not know how to counterplay

Better JunglerDec 23, 20171 votes

he's serious... [zombie-brand-mindblown]

Mita3003Dec 23, 20171 votes

The dude ia lvl 19 he just started playing. I think he just saw bunch of bronze people say on the bards all the champs they dont like so he made a post to get upvotes

xGunna1Dec 23, 20172 votes

champs that one shot from stealth has no counterplay

yasuo windwall is not real to begin with it is just a game why would u use reality logic in video games ?

vayne has already good dmg why she needs to shred tanks more ? tanks should tank her dmg

Better JunglerDec 23, 20173 votes

no counterplay

build armor, magic resist, GA, or zhonyas.

Why would u use reality logic.

because if you don't use logic when you make decisions, you end up with posts like this.

Vayne has good damage

Go play her, she only has good damage from silver bolts and her late game item sets.

You baffle me. How anyone could be serious about these patch notes is an absolute mystery.

xGunna1Dec 23, 20172 votes

so we shouldnt make yasuo throw windwals cuz i never saw a man irl throw tornados or windwals lol

xGunna1Dec 23, 20171 votes

yeah all adcs must stack armor to not get one shotted by wild invisible rengar lol

u remind me of "just pink ward" arguments

Better JunglerDec 23, 20172 votes

summoner 4 summoner 3 summoner 7 item 3026

pink ward.

stay with your team.

xGunna1Dec 23, 20171 votes

i didn't know u can summoner 3 a stealth champ lol

Better JunglerDec 23, 20172 votes

Of course you didnt. There seems to be a TON you dont know about the game.

Rengar/kha is visible halfway through his jump, or if theres a tower, or pink ward nearby. so you can exhaust him before his damage gets off. Eve is visible within a couple steps and has to be CLOSER than her stealth range to hit her E (her initiation) Twitch won't one shot you, as soon as he appears you can exhaust him.

buy a pink ward

stay with your team

buy a GA/Zhonyas.

Build a bit defensive.

stop blaming the champs.

I didn't know u can a stealth champ lol

this post ALONE tells everyone that you don't understand enough to make a patch list.

Camping Bot LaneDec 23, 20172 votes

this is an obvious troll. theres no one in the world that would think this is a good list. NO ONE can be this dense. he is just saying stupid stuff to make you guys react.

IPERFECTODec 23, 20172 votes

Ehmmm...glad you aren't on riot's balance team them.

P.S. Nice quality troll post man, really nice one.

CochoDec 23, 20171 votes

what do you do after when you have many 30% winrate champions and a pissed off community?

xGunna1Dec 23, 20172 votes

wnrates doesn't mean anything

all champs must have the same play rate to have accurate winrate

but they don't so

Better JunglerDec 23, 20172 votes

This has to be satire.. this has to be satire.. this has to be satire. [zombie-brand-mindblown]

CochoDec 23, 20172 votes

That logic is terrible lol. The number is still going to be large. The actual play rate % doesn't give much information.

It doesn't matter if it's 8000 games on a champ, or 80000 games. There is still valuable information to extract for a general playerbase.

If rengar players that have 1000s of games on him, suddenly drop from a 51%+ winrate, to a 30%. There is a problem.

Still these changes are gutting champs

xGunna1Dec 23, 20171 votes

because low play rate usually are onetrick ponies so they buff the winrate

but if champ is fun to play like zed or yasuo a lot of new players want to spam them and feed so they have bad winrates but if some OTP players play them.. they will be broken champs in their hands and thats why winrates are not accurate

CochoDec 23, 20171 votes

no one but one tricks are going to play these champs once they're garbage from the terrible gutting you're proposing

The worse one is, the in-kit summoner 3 on assassins from stealth

I cant imagine trying to play rangar, and I'm punished for jumping on people from stealth LOL You play teemo, what do you think about reducing teemo's damage after he reveals himself? Taking away the bonus attack speed would be a good example

BeatzBoyFTWDec 23, 20171 votes

Congrats, you just made Riot company go bankrupt, and it's not even because "so man false bans hurr durr".

Volibears KeeperDec 23, 20171 votes

Move this post to "Memes and Games" Because every idea on here is a joke..... just horrible.

Kai GuyDec 23, 20171 votes

I'm glad it would only be for a day and riot could hotfix rollback all your changes. I know your just trolling so i decided to report this as spam under board Guidelines "Posting designed to bait conversation or falsify content, Making repetitive non-constructive or low effort content"

A quick check in the Op's comment history and yall will see that he has a thread where he talks about how he trolls people and trys to bait flame from teammates to get them banned. Downvote this bloke, report, move on.

xGunna1Dec 25, 20171 votes

u have no proof i trolled in this thread so

i report you for saying " Downvote this bloke" as offensive word

if u don't like a thread u can go to another one without being offensive DrMundo

FragglerocDec 23, 20171 votes

I actually thought its a nice list... i would try those changes

AlexisTheDragonDec 27, 20171 votes

disagree.
disagree, but It'd say the wall shouldn't originate at body.
agree, except hp user champs ofc.
agree
Defo agree, true dmg is trash
half agree half don't.
Nah nasus and veigar are cool, disagree.
agree more, just remove zoe I say, legit only champ I said since season 2 in my whole game time I say don't just nerf, just simply remove.
agree.
disagree, his early harrass and blind the issue, not really the mushrooms.
agree prob.
galio is good, sol just needs hella buffs.
Varus no, don't deserve, ashe can have escapes.