sometimes I love jungling, other times I want to murder my team and put a bullet in my head

A Basic Island·6/21/2017, 9:54:20 PM·13 votes·770 views

Jungle is my favorite role by far. I find it fun and challenging, and in a way much easier than laning. I don't need a high degree of mechanical skill.

Other times, it's absolute torture.

Assist pings spammed every 10 seconds, unconventional picks getting shit stomped then raging for me to gank, 100 early kp and still losing, lanes being 0-10 early with the enemy jungle still 0/0/0, the laner that doesn't see you doing things on the map and bitching cus you're not covering 100% of the map

Idk where I'm going with this. Just recently had two games with a riven support that obv got demolished then just bitched all game for ganks when it was a pipedream

9 Comments

Paquay6/22/2017, 12:30:38 AM3 votes

Just remember friends, as the jungler it is your job to gank each lane at 30 second intervals. Don't worry about farming your own jungle because that will take away from the pressure you should be applying to the lanes. Also, don't KS on those ganks or take any of my CS. Get me ahead and I'll carry.

-Sincerely, Every toxic laner who has never jungles ever

Rewt6/21/2017, 10:00:20 PM2 votes

Basically Jungling in a nutshell.

The best one is when they call you a shit jungler for not ganking and you go "I ganked for you 5 times. I literally 1v1d your laner 4 of those times because you ignored my 5 assistance pings" .......... "Ur a shit jungler fggt"

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6Sfool6/22/2017, 12:22:57 AM1 votes

I love jungling because of how flexible you are, and how you can set the pace of the game. I really don't get why people demand ganks though. When I lane I don't want ganks at all if I'm behind. The only times I want ganks are when the enemy is overextending and would die easily. But if it gives them a chance to die and give the enemy a kill, I'd rather they just farm the jungle.

Sir Fuzzi6/22/2017, 12:32:50 AM1 votes

You know what we used to say about shit, bucko.

Whoever smelt it, dealt it... we're not even denying that we're supplying some stink, but only one person has a skid mark running from waist to leg, bot lane.

Sun Wu Ryuumoku6/22/2017, 3:35:59 AM1 votes

I think they're nothing more frustating than this role... except support with a stupid adc [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]