Most fun "chats" you had with enemy players in-game

Since the boards are all gloom and doom recently, let's have a little fun. Let's see what are your most funny discussions you had with enemies.

Mine are:

: You counter my champion and you have less farm than me and are 0-4, so sad (me): You shouldn't be talking big when Kayn and Cho camp my lane so much making me play 1v3 : I could 1v1 you whenever I want, you're just a sad player, I didn't need their help to beat you. : Prove it. Diana goes in 1v1, dies : That was just luck, don't think you're good. Diana goes in 1v1 again, dies again : Don't try to talk big when you get carried, you're just making a fool of yourself. : This is a team game.

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Evelynn ganks mid, I'm vs Akali, they blow both Flashes and Ignite, didn't get the kill : Ok, I'm gonna camp mid Evelynn ganks again, she dies, I still get away : Ok Evelynn ganks a 3rd time, Akali dies : If you two are married, I'm so honored to have both of you chase me so much. : You push too much, so it's easy for her to gank you : It's not like she had any good ganks so far : I hate you

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: Come 1v1 me noob, I'll farm you for stealing my jungle 2 mins later after almost dying to 1v1 3 times (me): Why are you running, didn't you want to 1v1 me? : It's a team game.

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: Ahri is such a noob champ, you just use your point and click CC and kill me, no skill shots : Uhm....Ahri has no point and click spells, everything is a skill shot : You're lying, I always get CC when my Q ends, so it's point and click, no counter play : No it's not point and click, I just time it so it will hit you when you get out of Q : Noob champ

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(me) : That's my Lux, no touching : Noob champ, there's no counter play, I can't dodge your charm : That's because I use it in such a way so you can't, I'm just better than you, and prettier : You're not better, your champ just has no counter play

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: Come 1v1 me you noob Zed dies to 1v1 : Happy now, ugly boy? : You just got lucky Zed dies again : You're not pretty enough to kill me : You're always invis, I can't see you coming : Use wards, Control Wards can see me : No, only supports have to ward

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Zed tries to do a triple Shadow Q under my tower, as you see on youtube, dies : Well, that was easy : Press 1 button, no skill : Don't try to talk big when you got outplayed there, I know how your ult works, so it's easy to outplay it : That's not an outplay, an outplay is when I hit everything and you still kill me, not when you CC me under tower with no counter play

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(I like to save interesting discussions in a file for fun so I can still laugh later)

So, those are mine, what are your's, if you have any?