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After opening an account on "low elo" I can't help but notice hilarious stuff.

Craft Zeppelin··3 votes·2,473 views

The holy Codex of Bronze.

  1. Ridiculous reliance and fear of Master Yi/Yasuo. Because nobody picks CC at all.
  2. The frontline just dives the enemy backline 100%. Nobody will be peeling...Can someone explain why do people even pick ADCs in this environment. Everyone should be playing full AP malphite or Hecarim at this point.
  3. What on earth is a executioners calling. "Y MUNDO HEALING!"
  4. "The game is decided by 10 mins" Do you even play this game? It's decided in 2:30 mins when the jungler duels at the crabs dumbass.
  5. Ryze players are 300g minions who will spam Qs, run out of mana, then give you at least 2 turret platings for free.
  6. Riven players bust a nut when they get first blooded. They happen to nut it so hard they have to go afk to clean. Who can blame them?
  7. Soraka players do not have a Q and E button. That is unlocked after they reach gold. So they need to stand miles behind the ADC.
  8. Rek'sai players are permanently burrowed underground and cannot see what is in front of them. Apparently you are supposed to ward for them.
  9. There are always more than 3 enemies in that bush next to that Lux support.
  10. People pick "aggression picks" like Renekton, Pantheon, Teemo, Lucian because they can't duel. It is a crutch for their awful mechanics.
  11. People duo as support/adc not because they want to win. They are insecure to go solo lane. Thats why they do not go mid/jung which is the real deal.
  12. Expect your jungler to gank in 20 seconds after he pings. He is not ready for this because its his fourth time Lee Sin.
  13. I swear Fiddlesticks and Warwick is god tier. They would never know what hit them.
  14. How 2 build Jax: item 1036 item 1042 item 3006 item 1027 item 1028 item 3706 Congrats you are full build!
  15. Janna is a engage champion. A diver. Not a enchanter.

18 Comments

MordridtheBlack2 votes

A response from someone who lives in Iron/Bronze;

  1. What is this thing you call "CC"? Is it food? I think Yi has an anti-cc button, his R. And Yasuo is meant to be feared, after all he has that weird 0/13+ power spike. [Note: When we do play champions with CC, 60% of the time we miss 100% of the time]

  2. We dive the backline because that is where the damage dealers often hide. When we dive the frontline people whine that we "Didn't focus the Jinx." Make up your minds, you can't have it both ways!

  3. Touche

  4. The game can be decided anywhere from 2min in to around 10-15 mins in. It really depends.

  5. I rarely see this "Ryze" you speak of. So I can't comment.

  6. And the ones that don't, often stay in game to keep getting killed another 5-8 times before finally either rage quitting, or trolling.

  7. While I don't main Soraka I have Q and E buttons and use them as best as I am able.

  8. Rek'sai is also rare. So again, no comment.

  9. You forgot the quotes around the word support. Let's be realistic, if there is a Lux Support, they are likely to ks. But yes, there are 3 or more enemies in the bush next to her.

  10. The only two on that list I play sometimes are Pantheon and Teemo. Panth not because of aggression, but because he is a point and click adventure. Where the enemies usually die. As for Teemo. That is to test his weird invisible buff/nerf. If there is a Teemo in your game 1 of 2 things happen. 1) Everyone ganks you because you are Teemo, thus freeing your team to push. 2) Everyone forgets you exist and then wonder why Top lane has been pushed back to inhib turret.

  11. I usually duo bot lane because I enjoy playing support or adc. (yes...it's a miracle I know, I play support)

  12. Or to not gank at all after he pings. And there is always a 50% chance the jungle will ignore top lane.

  13. Because they both come out of nowhere to hit you. Fiddle often Ult/Flashes/Zhonya's into the enemy. Warwick just Ults. You forgot to mention Hecarim here...he is a speedy boi after all. Who expects him to come from halfway across the map in 0.5s?

  14. That is heavily inaccurate. Every Jax knows that you rush Gunblade and then build those items.

  15. Yes

Illabethe1 votes

  1. Tbh you shouldn't be in that fight to begin with if that's the case. Wait for the tanks to screw up and farm away. Set traps. There is no reason to blind push mid into a 5v5 with tanks/jinx.

  2. 90% of Bronze/Silver Sorakas literally max W only. He's right. They don't use Q as self sustain at all, or harass, or a gold income. Maybe 20% as often as a higher elo.

  3. Most Bronze/Silver duos literally throw their win rates out the window by doing so.... I rarely ever see a good bot lane duo. They generally are more often real life friends or boyfriend/girlfriends/whatever, who just duo lane because they see it as some sort of bonding. And ofc it's not their fault when they go 0/12 in lane total....

Craft Zeppelin1 votes

{quoted}

  1. Tbh you shouldn't be in that fight to begin with if that's the case. Wait for the tanks to screw up and farm away. Set traps. There is no reason to blind push mid into a 5v5 with tanks/jinx.

  2. 90% of Bronze/Silver Sorakas literally max W only. He's right. They don't use Q as self sustain at all, or harass, or a gold income. Maybe 20% as often as a higher elo.

  3. Most Bronze/Silver duos literally throw their win rates out the window by doing so.... I rarely ever see a good bot lane duo. They generally are more often real life friends or boyfriend/girlfriends/whatever, who just duo lane because they see it as some sort of bonding. And ofc it's not their fault when they go 0/12 in lane total....

As my knowledge goes, Soraka is really powerful when she maxes E first right? I tried it out when my friend recommended me and damn. I didn't think I would not let Zilean do anything the whole game lol

Illabethe1 votes

E = cheese carry. Q = Dominant Carry.

The difference is, E maxers rely on counter a specific playstyle, but are generally squishy and die fast if the other team can kill through silence.

Q builders can duel anyone, sustain themselves, sustain others, and save E for situational use.

Ie...... Q requires some skill.

E is just ..... easy, with drawbacks.

But yes. good Sorakas by the community stat definition max E first. But most Silver/Bronze are not "good Sorakas"

Silly Neeko1 votes

I max Q first.... does that mean i am a bad Soraka? :'(

Illabethe1 votes

No..... to me that means you believe in dynamic use of her kit to use damage to fuel her heals. The right way to play. To your teammates; they will say you're bad because you don't have a 2 second W.... but the control usually outweighs the spam.

Silly Neeko1 votes

I actually have never been flamed or called bad because I did not max my E first tbh, so I can neither confirm or deny o.o

But I have been questioned about why I start Black Shield first on Morgana when there is an enemy Blitzcrank..... which often is answered about 5 seconds later when I block a Blitzcrank Hook with it. I always question why Morganas spam their W though when the enemy is full HP still.... even if it is for the SpellThiefs proc.... it just makes no sense to me.

-shrug- different play styles are there for a reason lol

Vlada Cut1 votes

{quoted}

A response from someone who lives in Iron/Bronze;

  1. What is this thing you call "CC"? Is it food? I think Yi has an anti-cc button, his R. And Yasuo is meant to be feared, after all he has that weird 0/13+ power spike. [Note: When we do play champions with CC, 60% of the time we miss 100% of the time]

  2. We dive the backline because that is where the damage dealers often hide. When we dive the frontline people whine that we "Didn't focus the Jinx." Make up your minds, you can't have it both ways!

  3. Touche

  4. The game can be decided anywhere from 2min in to around 10-15 mins in. It really depends.

  5. I rarely see this "Ryze" you speak of. So I can't comment.

  6. And the ones that don't, often stay in game to keep getting killed another 5-8 times before finally either rage quitting, or trolling.

  7. While I don't main Soraka I have Q and E buttons and use them as best as I am able.

  8. Rek'sai is also rare. So again, no comment.

  9. You forgot the quotes around the word support. Let's be realistic, if there is a Lux Support, they are likely to ks. But yes, there are 3 or more enemies in the bush next to her.

  10. The only two on that list I play sometimes are Pantheon and Teemo. Panth not because of aggression, but because he is a point and click adventure. Where the enemies usually die. As for Teemo. That is to test his weird invisible buff/nerf. If there is a Teemo in your game 1 of 2 things happen. 1) Everyone ganks you because you are Teemo, thus freeing your team to push. 2) Everyone forgets you exist and then wonder why Top lane has been pushed back to inhib turret.

  11. I usually duo bot lane because I enjoy playing support or adc. (yes...it's a miracle I know, I play support)

  12. Or to not gank at all after he pings. And there is always a 50% chance the jungle will ignore top lane.

  13. Because they both come out of nowhere to hit you. Fiddle often Ult/Flashes/Zhonya's into the enemy. Warwick just Ults. You forgot to mention Hecarim here...he is a speedy boi after all. Who expects him to come from halfway across the map in 0.5s?

  14. That is heavily inaccurate. Every Jax knows that you rush Gunblade and then build those items.

  15. Yes

"His R is an anti-CC button" This is why you are hardstuck. His R is slow immunity not CC or knock up cleanse lol.

Craft Zeppelin1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Vlada Cut,realm=EUNE,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=lPqp1OrH,comment-id=00010001,timestamp=2019-04-02T12:23:28.377+0000)

"His R is an anti-CC button" This is why you are hardstuck. His R is slow immunity now CC or knock up cleanse lol.

Nah you should see the replays here. They LITERALLY DO NOT ATTACK YI WHILE HE IS ULTING. He is technically invincible. And his other frontliners suddenly gains a taunt ability so he literally gains a Kayle ult as a passive in this elo lmao.

Logically, if Master Yi is viable there is a reason why he is viable. They are ALLOWING him themselves for him to be viable.

Vlada Cut1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Craft Zeppelin,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=lPqp1OrH,comment-id=000100010000,timestamp=2019-04-02T13:02:11.129+0000)

Nah you should see the replays here. They LITERALLY DO NOT ATTACK YI WHILE HE IS ULTING. He is technically invincible. And his other frontliners suddenly gains a taunt ability so he literally gains a Kayle ult as a passive in this elo lmao.

Logically, if Master Yi is viable there is a reason why he is viable. They are ALLOWING him themselves for him to be viable.

IKR?! It's so hilarious. And they feed Yi so mich that he bursts my Triforce Steraks power spike as Camille.

MordridtheBlack1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Vlada Cut,realm=EUNE,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=lPqp1OrH,comment-id=00010001,timestamp=2019-04-02T12:23:28.377+0000)

"His R is an anti-CC button" This is why you are hardstuck. His R is slow immunity not CC or knock up cleanse lol.

it was also a joke which you clearly missed

Silly Neeko1 votes

I mean, sure i can agree with most of that of being in lower elos....

But i had to give out a good HA about "mid/jung is the real deal". Jungle is alright but half the time it is a "let me farm. Im not ganking for anyone." And when they do it is some weird time and then they blame everyone else and then they go to their jungle again and farm for the next 20 minutes. (Not all junglers. However quite a few even in gold+...)

Mid lane is "i am going to cry to the jungler until they help me. If they do not then I will blame them every time i die". Quite a few of the top laners and mid laners ive seen literally CAN NOT win lane alone. Even if the enemy jungler is never in mid, and even after one or two succsssful ganks. The excuse of "its a team game so i dont have to learn how to play or beat people who even look at me funny" is rampant in top, mid, and jungle.

At least in bottom lane.... you already know it is teamwork. If you do not work together then it is a nightmare..... but when they do work together they can 2v5. They often can figure out how to play from ahead or behind (if they have any clue of what they are doing atleast) and often they can play other lanes just fine and beat the people who DO play that lane.... and win if no jungle interference.

Craft Zeppelin1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Silly Neeko,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=lPqp1OrH,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2019-04-02T08:27:20.473+0000)

I mean, sure i can agree with most of that of being in lower elos....

But i had to give out a good HA about "mid/jung is the real deal". Jungle is alright but half the time it is a "let me farm. Im not ganking for anyone." And when they do it is some weird time and then they blame everyone else and then they go to their jungle again and farm for the next 20 minutes. (Not all junglers. However quite a few even in gold+...)

Mid lane is "i am going to cry to the jungler until they help me. If they do not then I will blame them every time i die". Quite a few of the top laners and mid laners ive seen literally CAN NOT win lane alone. Even if the enemy jungler is never in mid, and even after one or two succsssful ganks. The excuse of "its a team game so i dont have to learn how to play or beat people who even look at me funny" is rampant in top, mid, and jungle.

At least in bottom lane.... you already know it is teamwork. If you do not work together then it is a nightmare..... but when they do work together they can 2v5. They often can figure out how to play from ahead or behind (if they have any clue of what they are doing atleast) and often they can play other lanes just fine and beat the people who DO play that lane.... and win if no jungle interference.

I swear I saw like 4 games where the toplaner was so insecure, he said he was being "camped" by a 0/2/2 Jax that never ganked top. Must be on heavy narcotics. These people do not know how to duel or do the math of how much AD/AP they need to win.

Silly Neeko1 votes

Did they tend to repeat the same things over and over with little to no variances even on word choice?

If so then it could be a bot.

Craft Zeppelin1 votes

[{quoted}](name=Silly Neeko,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=lPqp1OrH,comment-id=000000000000,timestamp=2019-04-02T08:39:35.387+0000)

Did they tend to repeat the same things over and over with little to no variances even on word choice?

If so then it could be a bot.

They move like bronze, fight like bronze, chat like bronze, hell they even breathe and smell like bronze.

MordridtheBlack1 votes

bots don't respond

appearntly all their coding is programmed into movements and buying items

Silly Neeko1 votes

I have seen some that keep repeating the same thing during various situations. For example "be careful i am backing!" Literally every time they start backing. Every time they got interupted.

Trust me, they do respond and put messages in order to try and fool the system. It isnt anything special of a response..... just if you go "are you a bot?" Or say anything about bot like bot lane.... and they go "no i am not" and then they continue doing EXACTLY what they were doing before and never responds to more specific things.

Ravenhale1 votes

Fights randomly happen. All the time. Like there could be a 4 v 4 fight at Dragon and the team that wins oddly don't take dragon. And then they all go back to their lanes as if nothing happened. The same dragon is there five minutes later.

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