Let me show you some real patch notes... your balance and design team suck.

Ranked Solo queue completely removed. We are bringing back Ranked teams. -team names are randomly generated until 10 wins are made -custom team names available at gold -insert ranked rewards and generic loot box like the last events

Banning removed for weekly champion locks based on winrates Every week champions are locked from ranked modes, this will add more interesting concepts to pro and non-pro play. This is to encourage one-tricking, but not one-tricking the flavor of the week/patch picks. It's also not fun having your favorite champ banned, but understandable if the enemy team out-picks you or are actually encouraged to counter-pick RATHER than blindly banning and (indirectly) banning their counter-picks.

(Thresh players banning Morgana)

Support role Support items are now back. -health crystal removed from spellthiefs and ancient coin -spellthiefs to replace twin shadows (glacial augment) -targons to replace dead man's plate -ancient coin to replace redemption Completed support items give more kill/assist AND objective gold to make up for fewer kills and CS.

Jungle Tank and mages are back -hunters talisman has its own upgrade path -ramped up damage from abilities so tanks and mages can keep up with pure AD junglers -hunters machete has its own upgrade path -double golems no longer multiply on death so junglers can gank more. -wraith camps despawn when the big one is killed

Skuttle crab Removed north side jungle crab for a permanent speed boost -no more lone island farm until 30 minutes

Map changes Explosive plant removed from outer edges of the map to balance immobile champs.

Tower changes

• tower ranges increased, damage reduced to prevent excessive minion freezing -damage from AD that is above 100 reduced by 10. -again another balance to make up for AD junglers outclassing tanks and mages -turret plating reduced to 3 plates (overall less gold)

Fog of war changes The longer a game has elapsed without kills or objectives, the less overall vision players have at their disposal. -pink wards increase in price as the game goes on -insert lore of some noxious thing that darkens the map etc etc (not my job) -shut down gold has been reduced.. finally