Jungleology 101: The most paranoid player I have ever met!

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As a jungler you are blamed almost every game. No matter how farfetch it may be you are blamed for it. I just had an experience with a player PARANOID with being blamed that he automatically I assumed that I was blaming him for my mistake. No, I am not going to say "it wasn't my mistake" because the following scenario I am going to explain was 100% my OWN mistake. This player was NOT to blame at all, but he keeps on saying I blamed him (them technically). Brief rundown of how the game went: We won the game, I snowballed all lanes early and ended 9/2/10 on Elise fairly easy. We threw a little but I got a baron steal and we proceeded to win the game.

Now to the point: My bot lane which were Janna and Twitch were running down the lane as we were chasing the enemy bot and I sneak up to the bush below krugs and the enemy flashes. Bla bla bla, we get to where I made a mistake in diving the support and ADC by overestimating my damage and the fact that I am Elise. I try to run back as the enemy mid (Ahri) comes in, without ult it seems because she fought our mid and recalled, I think Ahri flashed. She got in range somehow but by that time I was tanking Cait and thresh's total damage as I was running back and Ahri threw her charm. I reacted by dodging it with my Rappel and obviously here I knew I fucked up. I instantly knew I had no way to salvage my mistake here as Cait put a trap under me, so I did the next best thing. Twitch had aggro on a minion very close to me, so I asked him to pull it to me. Yes, I typed that out as I was rappeled in the air and pinged the one time. Needless to say, it didn't work out. Twitch didn't pull it to me and I died. Fair enough, it was one mistake that normally shouldn't be a big deal and it wasn't anyone else's mistake, it was mine alone. I simply offered the suggestion to try and salvage it in which I thought was very much possible.

If Twitch didn't think it was possible, fine. Don't do it, don't risk it. You're making your own choice to not risk your life and that's completely fine. In the end, I died for my own mistake and that's how it should've been. Janna didn't agree with my "mentality". Telling me to "fuck off" and assumed I was blaming her and Twitch for my death. I didn't blame them at all but Janna assumed I was being "passive aggressive" with my suggestion that I made in the heat of the moment!

Getting out of the game I obviously thought about it and just as I thought at the moment, it was my mistake. No surprise there. Janna added me and usually I don't accept toxic players that add me after the game because all they do is add you so that they can trashtalk you real quick and leave. I had to think about it for like 10 seconds and then I accepted it. Why? Because I thought that maybe I could reason with him as I tried to explain. Nope! I am being "passive aggressive" and blaming him for my death! Even after I told him repeatedly that it was my fault and my fault alone. He kept telling me that "I should just say it is my fault and not think of anything to save yourself."

Basically kids, if you are driving and you notice that your about to crash into another car, just say "oops" and don't try to fix it. Your a scumbag if you try to save yourself. I guess his ADCs consistently blamed him for whatever goes wrong and he naturally assumes people blame him now. Hence some extreme paranoia up in that head.

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Umbra Z1 votes

clap clap nice story [slayer-pantheon-popcorn]

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