I hate this shit

Shiroyashayami··24 votes·10,748 views

I hate that assassins are tanky. I hate that everybody has 45% cdr. I hate that ad and ap items are so good that you might as well build full ad or full ap. I hate that tanks do so much base dmg and have good scaling too. I hate that damage meta and tank meta combined into this atrocity that we have now. I hate that playing in jungle is like a single player game. I hate that ad champions on mid are basically punishing the whole team with full ad team comp, because there are not too many viable ap top and jungle choices. I hate that there is too much mobility in the game, which makes unmobile champions too easy to catch and kill. I hate that almost every match is won or lost because of a single player that doesn't give a fuck. I hate that brusers have too many various ways to counter everything, while ad and ap champions don't have such things. I hate that runes are encouraging going for more damage, without searching for smart way to make a champion individual for the player. I hate that jungle camps are so boring, with nothing done to them. I hate that duskblade is still in the game.

What do you hate? This is not a rant. I gave my examples of what I don't like about the game and I want to know what about other people. Also I am not trying to make a point here. I want to know peoples thoughts about the game. That is all.

37 Comments

ApollyonBainer4 votes

Uh. Just play tanks. Theyre op. Take Mundo, Cho, Malph top. If you dont die early Mundo is capable of straight up 1v9

PB4UAME3 votes

Literally only 1/3 of those champions is a tank, Malph, who also has higher play rate, and winrate builds where he plays as anything from an AP burst mage, looking for AoE 1-shots, to an AP bruiser-- but is rarely ever actually played, runed, or built like a tank.

The23rdGamer1 votes

...So then are you saying Chogath isn't a tank?

PB4UAME2 votes

RIOT classifies him as a unique playstyle and not a Warden or Vanguard, so no, he's literally NOT a tank, nor either tank sub class.

Same goes for Singed.

CrazyMonkeyCZ

Who cares what riot says again? Are you unkillable? You are tank, idc if you are ccing or not, doing dmg or not. Tanky = tank.

Yets42401 votes

I'm not sure what to say here. You can insist on misusing terms and equivocating one group of champions for an entirely different, and larger group of mostly unrelated champions-- or you could look into what Wardens, Vanguards, Diver, and Juggernauts are. I think the latter would be more helpful to you. Your choice though.

ApollyonBainer1 votes

Nah malph isnt fun full ap. If I see at least 3-5 ad heavy champs on the other team malph looks real tasty. If not then mundo and cho are so easy to play. Tanks are on the way back in man. If you can survive in a team fight for longer than 10 seconds as a front line it makes the game so easy to play. While they may not be a tank by definition they have a superb ability to soak up damage. Which is the definition of tank I was using. Sorry to confuse

3ternalkarma2 votes

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Uh. Just play tanks. Theyre op. Take Mundo, Cho, Malph top. If you dont die early Mundo is capable of straight up 1v9

laughs in Vayne Kaisa

Colton1471474 votes

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DeleteSuppRole1 votes

all ADs are invalidated by item 1029

Thingamajig3 votes

time to play another game?

Shiroyashayami2 votes

I am not saying that I am not playing xd I just wanted to know if other people have the same thoughts about the game.

Thingamajig1 votes

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I am not saying that I am not playing xd I just wanted to know if other people have the same thoughts about the game.

why would you be playing a game you hate?

Literal IRL Tree1 votes

Exactly rofl

Shiroyashayami1 votes

I never said that I hate the game. I hate a lot of aspects of the game but I am playing for so many years that out of nostalgia I can't hate the game.

IShowerWithUrDad3 votes
  • Assassins aren't really tanky, they are just hard to hit and have a lot of HP early since they are mostly melee. CDR is a problem, the 1-10% CDR rune should be replace with a MS rune. Transcendance is also viable for too many champions.
  • I don't really agree about the full AP-AD builds, as most champions cannot simply nuke anything(as they have build paths which forces them to buy some specific items).
  • The tank ratios and base stats are weird and I don't really agree with it. I believe most tanks' abilities should scale from their HP-AR-MR.
  • The damage-tank meta does not exist in these patches. Right now, this is a snowball meta(which makes mobility and burst potent).
  • Same point for the jungler, he needs to coordinate with his laners to work with him to snowball the game.
  • AD midlaners aren't fun to have on your team, but it does give you a clear game-objective.
  • I don't think any AP tops would ever be viable, unelss one was designed that way(still wouldn't be good).
  • The mobility comes from the free CDR of Runes and Masteries, but many champions can counter this easily.
  • Act nice towards your teamates and they will "give a fuck". If you are toxic, they will not want to listen to you or help you.
  • You say that bruisers roll over AD and AP champions do not have anything, yet you claimed that the AD-AP itemization is overwealming.
  • Runes and camps are the way they are because they have been this way for a long time. Therefore, a practical meta has taken the place of fun-experience experimentation and exploration. However, the camps should be boring, since the jungler has to focus on other things while he is hitting the Gromp.

Btw, you wrote a rant.

GrReaper966 votes

Assassins can get item 3071 item 3812 item 3156 and have 40% CDR while still doing plenty of damage and being decently tanky

SSW Talon1 votes

neither talon nor zed like death's dance as it reveals talons stealth silhouette and it ticks through zeds ult. pretty sure kha doesn't buy it either.

they lose damage by building maw, too, though sometimes you have to get it and it isn't an option (like vs Syndra for example)

BC, I give that to you, despite the multiple changes it's had it will never be a bad assassin item because it gives everything they want + more.

Plat HardstuckXD1 votes

There's more assassins than just Zed and Talon lol

SSW Talon3 votes

Yea, Kha, Rengar and Pyke (as obviously, the guy above was referring to AD assassins, not like LB is gonna go ahead and buy Maw.)

BC isn't core on Kha, Kha's don't usually buy DD or Maw though I suppose you can if you want to.

Only top Rengar gets DD and that's in conjunction with BC, it's a bruiser build for him.

Pyke does buy BC, he doesn't buy the other 2 items

Who else is gonna buy these items in terms of assassins? Maybe Akali gets DD in some situations and maybe Kat can also go DD but it isn't commonplace. The rest are AP unless I'm forgetting someone.

iDarkWind2 votes

Out of those 3 items only Black Cleaver is bought, and the reason is for to achieve the 40% CDR. None of those items are exceptionally good on assassins, and Maw and DD are actually terrible. Since Assassins rework in season 6 I believe, they are forced to build lethality in order to deal the burst damage that they need in order to be useful.

Sylaelque2 votes

If you play jungle like a single player game then you will lose the game because it is jungler's job to win the lanes and pressure on fed enemies.

Flawless Fetus1 votes

not if you pick yi. Pick yi, play PvE for the first 20 minutes; then solo carry.

Sir Saltarin2 votes

But assasins are not tanky, well, except the aoe invulnerable burst mage tanky assassin Vladimir

FridgeD1 votes

... who is also supershot range and has 0 hard cc to catch people, while you can see when his q is ready and when his e is charging. but hey, he must be the first assassin without a dash or blink, kappa [zombie-brand-facepalm]

GodlyBane2 votes

Me: Buys item 1029 against an assassin and they start tickling me

Also me: item 1033 and the mage does 10 less damage..???

But hey lets complain about AD

The Highest Noon1 votes

Well, the only other option would be for Riot to balance characters around a single course of gameplay, and that just goes against League of Legends's design philosophy. I mean, the current design goes by it's design philosophy and people complain about it. Only other option chosen, people would REALLY complain about it.

  • Tanks will not be able to do damage
  • Carries will not be able to tank
  • Fighters will have to focus on survivability or damage but can't succeed in both at once
  • Etc
Kanzaki Ranko1 votes

Then don't play

General Matty1 votes

I just wish the jungle camps still gave individual buffs like they used to a few seasons ago.

Serika Zero1 votes

Ap or ad are sooo good, you might as well build full ap or ad.

Well, I highly suggest you to play full ap malphite or amumu or sejuani. In your current elo. and see that lovely rank drop like it's hot.

Defensive items still are a thing. They are still very good and impactul unless you're quite behind. Like if the enemy syndra is 10/0 And now you build a item 1033 or item 3211. It won't do anything and seem useless. But that's not because the defensive stats are useless but because the enemy is 2000+ gold ahead. And unless that enemy is a tank, you are better at just cc-ing her and killing her with damage during cc duration. And if she survive, you're fucked.

i piss in jugs1 votes

I hate when my jug gets full of pee and I have to make a trip to the bathroom to empty it.

FioraWillCarry1 votes

Uninstall. Play Fornite or something. Problem solved.

radetari1 votes

downvoted because I do not understand how someone can recommend fortnite to anyone it was a fun game at the end of 2017 never again was it fun after that epic games are jsut starting to show their greed with their store and shit

legit EA/Activision levels of greed if not even higher

FioraWillCarry1 votes

Heathstone then? Unlike Fornite, I've actually played this. Nice 1 on 1 game where you don't have to worry about losing because of hyper feeding trash. Only problem, it's grindy as fuck.

radetari1 votes

i played that its not that its grindy but it kinda gets boring because its always blind 1v1s based on rng still a good game to play every once in a while

Shahamut1 votes

I hate that my favorite champion is locked into the jungle if he wants to have (unless his team is losing) a passive. Skarner

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